Ichika: What’s that machine doing?
Yomo: Its getting rid of the moths honey.
Ichika: Where is it taking them?
Yomo: Don’t say that.
Uta: Oh I’m sorry not hell, Mexico
(Before he got kidnapped by Torso)
Mutsuki: Hello 911? Hi yeah omg sorry I know it’s late and this is probably so annoying like hell, i don’t wanna bother you haha, like i know you’re probs mad at me, are you mad at me? actually don’t answer that it’s okay haha. omg this is so stupid like i sound like such a crybaby right now, like for real i’m listening to myself talk and i’m like “aaahh you’re so embarrassing!!” haha like… omg haha i’m so… anyway. what was i saying? oh right. so i was just stabbed in the chest and
Hinami : *trips on air*
Ayato : haha you are so clumsy.
[later when hinami is not around]
Ayato, punching the air : Who do you think you are, who THE FUCK DO YOU THINK-
Kaneki: *Hair is turning white*
Touka: Your hair…it’s turning white!
Kaneki: Does it look bad?
Kaneki: You hesitated.
Touka: N…no I didn’t!
Touka: Hello, welcome to Anteiku, thank you for bringing your f*cking kids,
Bokuto : What are we watching?
Akaashi : Tokyo Ghoul
Bokuto : * gasp * ThErE’s a gHouL in ToKyo?
Akaashi : It’s just an ani-
Bokuto, realized where he is rn : * another gasp * We aRe iN tOkYo
Hide: Guess which one I have feelings for
Kaneki & Touka: (talking to each other in the distance)
Hide: Both, actually
Hide, posting on his social media: Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
Kaneki, replying: Please delete this