#incorrect tsoa

[aficionadoenthusiast]

agamemnon: so what are your powers?

ajax: i'm super strong

odysseus: i was blessed by athena with wisdom

achilles: i have super human speed

patroclus: i can control achilles

agamemnon: that's not really-

odysseus: no, trust us. he's our strongest member.

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[thaliasthunder]

achilles: my boyfriend is just the kindest boy on earth, a literal angel that can do no wrong, he-

odysseus: didnt he kill someone

achilles: and im gonna make sure you're next if u dont shut up

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[meditando-en-paris]

Agamemnon: Achilles, can you stop kissing Patroclus at the meetings of the chiefs?

Achilles: I'm sorry, the doctor has prescribed a dose of ten kisses a day.

Agamemnon: But what doctor…?

Patroclus: Doctor's orders.

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[3am-thoughts-of-achilles]

Achilles: wasn’t iCarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down for Apollo?

Patroclus: ICARUS???

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[patrochillesvibes]

Kidnapper, on the phone with Patroclus: We have Prince Achilles. Give us one million drachma and he will be returned unharmed. Achilles, in the background: Woah, woah, woah! You think I’m only worth one million?? Kidnapper: Wait, what- Achilles: MAKE IT FIFTY! Patroclus: ACHILLES STOP TALKING!!

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[minhosimthings]

Patroclus: My future partner must be brave, grounded and be ready to face anything.

Achilles: *trips over his feet and falls to the ground and apologizes to the ground profusely*

Patroclus: that one. I want that one

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[be-crazyinsane]

Achilles: I always apologize when I'm wrong.

Agamemnon: I don't think I've ever seen you apologize before.

Achilles: I'm never wrong.

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[peggy-sue-reads-a-book]

Achilles: *sigh* Name one hoe who was happy.

Patroclus: Wait — did I just hear you right?

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[myreygn]

Odysseus: i'm just such a horrible horrible person

Achilles:

Patroclus:

Diomedes:

Odysseus: "no Odysseus, we love you Odysseus"- thank you guys so much!

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[aficionadoenthusiast]

Achilles: HELP! I told Patroclus I'd cook dinner and I can't cook!

Odysseus, already burning water: Don't worry I got this

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[thaliasthunder]

isnt it strange to know that shipping patrochilles u have something in common w plato and alexander the great

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[meditando-en-paris]

Achilles at 12: *hugs Patroclus*.

Patroclus: What is this?

Achilles: Affection!:D

Patroclus: ?

Achilles: *separates from Patroclus a little bit* :(

Patroclus: Who told you to stop?

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[3am-thoughts-of-achilles]

LOSING IT 😭😭

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[tostealtimefromthefates]

Odysseus: Love, if I died, would you get married again?

Penelope: That's a stupid question, I wouldn't let you die.

Odysseus: But what if it was out of your control, like I was run over by a chariot or fell ill or something?

Penelope: I would march down into the Fields of Punishment and drag you back out.

Odysseus: What if I was at peace in the afterlife, and didn't want to come back?

Penelope: I don't care what you want, you think I'm living without you? Are you crazy?

Odysseus: Awwwww. Wait, why did you just assume I'd end up in the Fields of Punishment?

Penelope: Have you met yourself? You're a heinous bastard and that's why I love you.

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[be-crazyinsane]

Patroclus: achilles once texted me "your adorable" so i texted him back "no, YOU'RE adorable"

Briseis: and?

Patroclus: and now we're dating, we've been to six dates. all i did was point out a typo but i like him so hey, i'm not complaining.

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[peggy-sue-reads-a-book]

Listen, I’ve said this before but The Song of Achilles from the POV of Achilles would literally not be a work of art. No ‘half my soul’ this ‘golden urns’ that. No. Hell no. It’s a furry little journal with a heart shaped lock he keeps under his mattress called Diary of the Specialest Boy in the World and let me tell you it’s dumb. Achilles is so dyslexic he mainly communicates in stick people, for one thing, and for another his poetry about Patroclus is cringe AF. The nudes he’s sketched of Pat? Also not that good. There are no secrets at all in the diary, it just has a little lock so he could give Pat the key. Patroclus read it once and took a shot every time Agamemnon was spelled a new way and had to hide the damn thing upon his beloved’s return from battle and come up with yet another excuse for his day drinking.

That being said I live for first person Achilles POV fan fiction. Live. For. It.

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