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#incorrect tv series quotes
percabethownsmybutt · 2 months
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annabeth: why are you following me?
percy: because we’re dating now
annabeth: okay… what about grover?
percy: we’re a package deal
grover: buy one idiot, get one free
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sadiewayne · 3 months
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percy: you're not getting the bolt hades: bitch i just want my hat back
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Annabeth Chase: I dare you- Sally Jackson: Percy is not allowed to accept dares anymore. Annabeth Chase: Why not? Percy Jackson: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say. Grover Underwood: (vivid Yancy flashbacks) Fair enough.
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murderfathers · 4 months
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happy new year !!
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hangon-silvergirl · 15 days
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fallout tv series + game dialogue, & a niggling suspicion that this bullshit is going to be my personality for a while
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lokiusincorrectquotes · 6 months
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Season 1
Loki: IM GONNA DO A CRIME
Mobius: NO
Season 2
Loki: IM GONNA DO A CRIME
Mobius: YES
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absolutepjotrash · 3 months
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i love the percy jackson show with my entire heart and soul
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thepersassiest · 3 months
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percabeth and textposts for my friends (you)
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pickafilm · 3 months
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Annabeth: What happened to your face?
Percy: Fencing injury.
Annabeth: We don’t do fencing at ca-
Percy: I was jumping a fence.
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my--moon · 3 months
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Book! Percy: Who are you?
Disney! Percy: I'm Percy Jackson. I'm from another another dimension!
Book! Percy: How many more Percys are there?
Movie! Percy: Hey fellas.
Fanon! Percy: Hello! :D
Book! Percy: This can literally not get weirder...
Musical! Percy: It CAN get weirder! >:3
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murasaki-cha · 3 months
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Luke: *gets revealed as the lightning thief*
Percy: Pookie, this isn't you!
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percabethownsmybutt · 2 months
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percy: the path to inner peace starts with four words
percy: not my fucking problem
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moonlit-typewriter · 3 months
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The gods: we have made Demigods. Heroes.
Chiron: you fucked up perfectly good children is what you did. Look at them. They’ve got abandonment issues
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”we’re all dying… to some extent.”
everyone’s like “why is 12 yo Percy so nonchalant about death?”
he’s a part of gen z
that answer your question?
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that-fruitier-emo · 4 months
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Grover: Annabeth says she's been going to therapy, how true do you think that is?
Percy:...
*the said therapy in question*
Annabeth, laying down on a couch:
Percy, wearing fake glasses and a clip on tie: I hear your having a bad day.
Percy, pushing up his glasses: Perhaps try telling Zeus to go fuck himself.
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enid: man sure is dark in here. wednesday: enid: i'm not scared or anything. wednesday: enid: i mean who is scared of the dark these days? not me no sir. wednesday: do you want me to hold your hand? enid: yes please.
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