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sam-moose · 9 months
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Daryl, teaching y/n how to drive: okay, yer drivin' and Maggie and Negan walk out into the road.
Daryl: quick, what do ya hit?
y/n: oh, definitely Negan. I could never hurt Maggs!
Daryl, rubbing his forehead with a sigh: the brakes. ya hit the brakes.
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sunflosposts · 2 years
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Rick walks into Y/N’s room to find it a wreck…
Rick: What happened in here?!
Y/N: *blushes* Well…um…Daryl and I were…uh…
Daryl: Training. Late night training.
Rick: Well then why are you wearing only Daryl’s vest?
Y/N: Very intense, thorough, late night training..
Daryl: Definitely thorough. I think we’ll have to do it again…and again…and again.
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yoursweetsix66 · 2 months
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Rick Grimes core
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kiraxcute · 2 months
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Aaron: I consider myself a confident driver
Daryl: YOU JUST RAN OVER FIVE PEOPLE
Aaron: Confidently!!
Jesus: *on the roof of the car* WHEEEEEEE!
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idkseraphine · 2 years
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Carol: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
Daryl: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
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celtic-crossbow · 3 months
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Y/N, giggling: You sneeze like a girl.
Daryl: How ‘bout I pound ya like a boy?
Daryl: …
Daryl: Tha’ didn’ come out righ’.
Y/N: I know what you meant. Your place or mine?
Daryl: Yers.
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Random person in Alexandria: Wow, your group is so strong. What’s it like being with them?
Y/N: Well, imagine being with some completely mature, civilized, and responsible people
Random person: Oh, wow! That’s great-
Y/N: *having flashbacks to every chaotic moment that has ever gone on with everyone* Now throw that image out the window
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sam-moose · 8 months
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y/n: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
y/n: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Daryl: ....what's up with them?
Rick: They're trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
y/n: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!!!
Glenn, sobbing: it's working.
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sunflosposts · 2 years
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Negan: I identify as a threat. My pronouns are try/me.
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daddygrimes · 10 months
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daryl: how do i make a date really romantic?
carol: try being mysterious.
*later, on a date with y/n*
y/n: so, where are we going?
daryl: none of yer fuckin' business.
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twdxtrevor · 5 months
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Y/N: would you love me if I was a worm
Daryl: why would i love a worm
. . .
Y/N: (hours later) *sighs loudly*
Rick: what's wrong y/n
Y/N: daryl said he doesn't love me
Daryl: AS A FUCKING WORM
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*The group is getting into the car*
Rick: I’m driving.
Y/N, out of view: Shotgun!
Glenn, turning to face Y/N: Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except Y/N: WOAH-
Y/N, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*
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arrowenchantress · 9 days
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Daryl: I saw Y/n in the library cry for five or so minutes and then their phone alarm went off and they just? Stopped crying? And then went right back to work?
Rick: That’s Y/n for ya.
Y/n: It’s called time management babe.
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