Yeonjun: *visibly tired*
Soobin: Did you sleep at all last night?
Yeonjun: No, Beomgyu was talking in his sleep.
Huening Kai: Really? What did he say?
Yeonjun: He was moaning "Mama" and "Ooh" all night.
Taehyun: Oh god.
Yeonjun: I thought he was having a wet dream, turns out he was singing Bohemian Rhapsody on repeat.
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Soobin to the maknaes after a fight
Soobin : prove that you've sorted everything out
Beomgyu: I like you guys
Huening Kai : I love you guys !!! ><
Taehyun: I'm borderline indifferent but not hostile
Soobin:...good
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[TXT Group Chat]
Beomgyu: JSDHWJZ
Soobin: What is that?
Taehyun: It’s a laugh
Soobin: How do I do that??
Beomgyu: Just press any letter
Soobin: 7
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Taehyun *walking down the side of the street*: i see the school bus
Taehyun: da bussy
Taehyun: ppl r coming out of da bussy
Taehyun: oh no that sounds wrong
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Soobin: Hey, you look well.
Yeonjun: Oh hi, so do you.
Taehyun, putting down the slice of cake he was eating: Enough. Yeonjun hyung, would you like to take Soobin hyung on a date this Friday?
Yeonjun, brain slowly shutting down: Uh...
Taehyun: It's a simple yes or no question.
Yeonjun: I— sure.
Taehyung: Soobin hyung, would you like to go on a date with Yeonjun hyung this friday?
Soobin, brain slowly shutting down pt.2, stuttering: Y-yes.
Taehyun: Great! Go on now, get out of here, your disgusting flirting won't let me enjoy my cake in peace.
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Yeonjun: soobin, can I ask you something?
soobin:
soobin: yeah?
yeonjun: your lips looks lonely, do they like to meet mine?
soobin:
soobin: WHAT THE FU-
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Yeonjun: I'm gonna become a rock
H. Kai: that's possible?
Yeonjun: I'll make it fucking possible
Soobin, just walking in the room: Yeonjun chill man, no need for aggression
Yeonjun: my first order as a rock is to be thrown at you
H. Kai: wait what
Yeonjun, running at full speed towards Soobin: HYAAAA
Soobin, running away for Yeonjun: BRO WHAT THE F-
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How Feral Are You?
soobin: 0/10 i would just like chill vibes please
heunie: 3/10 i'm not that feral myself but i've surrounded myself with feral people so i've absorbed some of it through osmosis
taehyun: 5/10 i have my moments
beomgyu: 10/10 do not be within a 30 foot radius of me if you don't want to get caught in the feral splash zone
yeonjun: you fool. you utter buffoon. you cannot quantify how feral i am. you can only comprehend my very existence between 2 and 4 am. don't hurt yourself sweetheart.
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Beomgyu: This is tied for most terrifying day of my life.
Yeonjun: Tied with what?
Beomgyu: Every other day of myself!
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Jay: I got pushed
Beomgyu: yeah well I'm fighting bleeding losing losing losing losing
Jay:
Beomgyu:
Taehyun: cRYiNG CRyINg cRyInG
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Soobin: Roll call!
Taehyun, sitting on the floor: Here.
Huening Kai, standing on his head: Present.
Yeonjun, laying face down on the floor: Present.
Beomgyu: Here.
Soobin, looking up at Beomgyu: How are you on the ceiling fan?!
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*Soobin and Taehyun playing cards*
Taehyun: Your turn
Kai: *Rushes through the door* HEY GUYS?? I think Beomgyu is—
*gyu’s bloodcurdling scream*
Yeonjun: GET BACK HERE
Kai: HYUNG— *rushes back out the room*
“ . . . ”
*simultaneously turn back to their cards*
Taehyun: So how are you?
Soobin: I’m doing great thanks for asking
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Taehyun: Let me make this very clear, I don’t like you
Yeonjun: Okay, let go of my hand then
Taehyun, holding Yeonjuns hand tighter: No
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Txt as things I’ve done this past yr
Yeonjun: 3am drunk gas station venture for Red Bull w someone they’ve never met before (hates Red Bull but had ulterior motives)
Soobin: Dramatically cried on a bench in the courtyard of a building while it was raining bc “vibes”
Beomgyu: Snuck into university’s football stadium and had a race w the roommate (he won ofc)
Taehyun: Finished a robotics lab while hungover and w a fever
Kai: Practiced a dance routine in the university’s quad at 11pm bc “the stars were rlly pretty” (it’s the middle of a city there were no stars)
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Soobin: Favourite horror movie?
Yeonjun: It.
Taehyun: Saw.
Beomgyu: Annabell.
Kai: High School Musical.
Soobin:
Yeonjun:
Taehyun:
Beomgyu:
Kai, shuddering: I spent all my middle school years terrified after watching it, thinking that any moment the entire school would collectively start singing a song and I'd be the only one who wouldn't know the lyrics.
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