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[adventures-in-teyvat]

wriothesley: sigewinne, is that my teacup you’re drinking out of?

sigewinne: no, it’s mine.

wriothesley: it… looks just like the one i have.

sigewinne: you don’t have one like this anymore.

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[how-to-greek-god]

Hades: how did none of you hear what I just said???

Thanatos: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours

Hermes: I got distracted halfway through

Hecate: ignoring you was a conscious decision

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[stingrayextraordinaire]

Hades: You’d be able to do the paperwork yourself if you actually read the reports!

Thanatos: I did!

Hades: *raises one eyebrow*

Thanatos: I tried to.

Hades: *raises the other eyebrow even higher*

Thanatos: I tried to want to.

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[adventures-in-teyvat]

sigewinne: my milkshake was NOT that bad.

wriothesley: it made you so sick and drowsy that you colored my face with a highlighter because you said i was important.

sigewinne: BECAUSE YOU ARE!!!

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[how-to-greek-god]

Hades: where are you going?

Persephone: to get MYSELF a gift since somebody didn't get me one!

Hades: I told you, I did! It's coming here on Friday!

Hecate and Thanatos, knowing full well that Hades got Seph an engagement ring that's being sized and will be ready on Friday: *eating popcorn*

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[how-to-greek-god]

Hades: that's ridiculous, Persephone doesn't have a crush on me

Hecate: yes she does

Thanatos: yes she does

Hermes: yes she does

Persephone: yes I do

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[how-to-greek-god]

Hades: *searching for something*

Hecate: hey Hades, whatcha lookin' for?

Hades: my will to live

Persephone: *enters room*

Hades: found it

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[how-to-greek-god]

Hecate: do you love Persephone?

Hades: yeah

Hecate: Thanatos! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 drachmas!

Thanatos: we all love Persephone. You should've asked Hades if he was IN love with her

Hades: I thought that was implied

Thanatos:

Hecate:

Hades, while staring at Thanatos: congrats Hecate, you just won 100 drachmas

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[how-to-greek-god]

Persephone: you know what I learned from my friendship with Hades?

Hermes: there's no such thing as too mean?

Hecate: never let your friends know for sure if you like them?

Thanatos: always hold a grudge?

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[how-to-greek-god]

Hades: I can't believe all these people are wearing black!

Hades: black is supposed to be my thing!

Hades: they're all just posers

Persephone: for the last time, Hades, we're at a funeral

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[how-to-greek-god]

Hades: are you tall enough to play basketball though?

Persephone: are you calling me short?!

Hades: I'm calling you...

Hades: vertically challenged

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[how-to-greek-god]

Persephone: here comes the lightning!

Persephone: *whispers* you've got to imagine it coming out of my fingertips, wherein I am an almighty wizard

Hades: ok, currently imagining that. Hmm, not bad. Not bad at all

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[how-to-greek-god]

Persephone, holding a rock: Hades just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the world but all I can give you is a rock"

Hecate: if you don't marry him willingly, I'll make you

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[how-to-greek-god]

Persephone: if I run and leap at Hades, he will most certainly catch me in her arms

Persephone, running at Hades: coming in!!!

Hades: no! I'm holding coffee!

Hades: *drops coffee and catches Persephone*

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[how-to-greek-god]

Hades: do you think you could answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?

Hecate: if you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid

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[how-to-greek-god]

*at a zoo*

Persephone: what are they in for?

Hades: Seph, this isn't a prison

Persephone: so they can leave?

Hades: no, but—

Persephone: *points at a meerkat* I bet that one murdered someone

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