#incorrect untamed

[twenty-orange-balloons]

Wei Wuxian: Bìchén isn't that big. I bet I could take it.

Jiang Cheng: In a fight.

Wei Wuxian:

Jiang Cheng: You could take it in a fight, right?

Wei Wuxian:

Jiang Cheng: Don't speak to me ever again.

#mdzs #the untamed #cql #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #incorrect mdzs #incorrect yunmeng bros #incorrect mdzs quotes #incorrect cql #incorrect untamed #cell's 6am ramblings #still not over the incense chapter 😂

[noenvyy]

Incorrect MDZS Quotes

**At a very Cultivator Thanksgiving**

Jiang Cheng: Hey, what did I say? Go sit at the kids table you’ll be an adult soon enough. 

Jin Ling: I can’t

Jiang Cheng: Child, I swear----

Jin Ling: No, I like physically can’t, there’s no more room. 

Jiang Cheng:.........

Jin Ling: ..........

Jin Guangyao: **enters rubbing his temples** Someone please come drag Wei Wuxian and Nie Huisang away from the kid’s table. They have all the juniors chanting for dessert before dinner and they won’t stop. 

#incorrect mdzs #mdzs memes #funny mdzs #incorrect untamed #jiang cheng

[mylifeisfruk4ever]

Wei Ying: It’s not gay if I want to date Lan Zhan right?

Jiang Cheng: I’m not an expert but that sounds kinda gay

Nie Huaisang: I’m an expert. That’s gay

#mdzs incorrect quotes #mdzs au #mdzs wei wuxian #incorrect mdzs #mdzs lwj #mdzs fanfiction #mdzs #the untamed wwx #incorrect quotes #incorrect untamed #mdzs incorrect #incorrect quotes mdzs #wangxain #mdzs wangxian

[jubileesstuff]

Lan Wangji, trying to cheer the group up: Things could be worse, you know!

Wei Wuxian : How?

Lan Wangji: How what?

Wei Wuxian : How could they be worse?

Lan Wangji: They couldn’t, I lied.

Wei Wuxian :

#lan wangji #lan zhan #wei wuxian #wei ying #incorrect untamed #incorrect mdzs #incorrect mxtx #mxtx #mdzs #mdzs meme

[corvuscackles]

okay so I read this and the second half immediately brought Wei Ying and Lan Zhan to mind 🥺

#the untamed #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan zhan #wei ying #lan wangji #incorrect mdzs #wangxian #judas #Jesus #incorrect untamed

[whocansail]

I recently read the super cute & touching & funny fic Come From My Inkstone (https://archiveofourown.org/works/25192945, authored by @plotdesigner) and was inspired to sketch a scene in chapter 40. I highly recommend the fic if you don't mind that it's unfinished :)

#lan wangji #nie huaisang #wen ning #nie zonghui #crack treated seriously #the untamed #polyamory #body language #incorrect untamed #LWJ struggles to use actual words #but fortunately wenning is perceptive and nice #longsuffering zonghui #i decided LWJ would think sappy puns and never ever say them aloud

[notemily]

Whee

This works too:

OH MY GOD THIS ONE:

#incorrect untamed #wangxian #generators #incorrect quotes #the untamed #mdzs

[lovewanxian]

Lan Wangji: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?

Wei Wuxian, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?

A-Yuan, whispering: Because I have little hands.

Wei Wuxian to Lan Wangji: Because he has little hands.

#mdzs #the untamed #wangxian #wei wuxian #wei ying #lan wangji #lan zhan #lan sizhui #incorrect mdzs quotes #wen yuan

[twistedappletree]

wei wuxian: *appears with a screeching murder of crows, creepy black tendrils sprouting out of his body, glowing red eyes and a corpse-summoning hell flute*

lan wangji: move in with me

#he’s literally me whenever I see a cute goth girl #they’re so lesbian coded honestly #LWJ always had that u-haul parked and ready #mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #mdzs crack #mdzs meme #mdzs shitposting #incorrect mdzs #incorrect quotes #wei wuxian #wei ying #lan wangji #lan zhan #hanguang jun #wangxian #yiling patriarch #yiling laozu #apple memes 🍎 #my favorite he/him lesbians ✨🦄 #disclaimer that this is a shitpost and is not meant to be accurate to canon in any way #but it IS accurate in my head

[nixster627]

Wei Wuxian: What's your type?

Lan Wangji: Kind, smart and also dumb, brave, a good fighter.

Wei Wuxian: That kinda sounds like me. Too bad I'm not a woman.

Lan Wangji: Did I mention dumb?

Wei Wuxian: Yes.

Lan Wangji: Good. Just making sure.

#after that he immediately recommmends mianmian to lwj #mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #cql #mxtx #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs #incorrect cql #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wangxian #source: tiktok

[wangxian-on-repeat]

Wei Wuxian: would you still think i’m hot if i was evil

Lan Wangji: if by “evil” you mean rebelling against the orthodoxy that was actually so incredibly attractive i almost threw up though i actively tried to ignore it at the time

Lan Wangji: your face is very red, what is wrong

#wei wuxian #wei ying #lan wangji #lan zhan #wangxian #mdzs #cql #the untamed #mdzs meme #cql meme #the untamed meme #incorrect mdzs #incorrect cql #incorrect the untamed #cringe fail insane husbands

[twenty-orange-balloons]

Wei Wuxian doing the one chip challenge

Wei Wuxian: People keep telling me this is the hottest chip in the world and even I won't be able to handle it. Well, let's see about that.

Wei Wuxian: *Confidently eats the chip whole*

*Pause*

Wei Wuxian: Oh, wow.

Someone in the chat: See, even you can't-

Wei Wuxian: This is really good!

*proceeds to eat more while everyone watches in horror*

#mdzs #cql #the untamed #wei wuxian #mo dao zu shi #incorrect untamed #incorrect mdzs #incorrect wei wuxian #cell's plot bunnies

[noenvyy]

Incorrect MDZS

Wei Wuxian: Okay so, fuck, marry, kill: me, Jiang Cheng and Lan Zhan

Nie Huisang**without hesitation**: Angry sex with Jiang Cheng, Lan Wangji is obvious husband material and I’m killing you off. Boy, bye!

Wei Wuxian: What! No way, whhy??

Nie Huisang: **pfft** Bitch as if you would stay dead. 

#and he was right #incorrect mdzs #incorrect untamed quotes #incorrect untamed #incorrect mdzs quotes #mdzs crack #funny mdzs

[uncorrectintamed]

Lan Xichen: Just be casual. Try some light flirting.

Lan Wangji: Okay. I can do that.

[Later]

Wei Wuxian: Nice work! High Five!

Lan Wangji: [intertwines their fingers]

Wei Wuxian: Wh-

Lan Wangji: I'm in love with you.

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wangxian #lan xichen #incorrect quotes #right in front of my salad #900

[theineffableoystercatcher]

Wei Wuxian: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives Lan Wangji: I wake up at 5am Wei Wuxian: Wei Wuxian: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

#mdzs #the untamed #wangxian #lan wangji #wei wuxian #incorrect mdzs #incorrect quotes #mdzs incorrect quotes #cql #incorrect cql

[wangxian-the-zhijis]

Lwj: *softly* ouch…

Wwx: What happened?!

Lwj: Nothing. I just nicked my finger while cleaning Bichen.

Wwx: Aw, here. *kisses his finger*

Lwj: What’s that for?

Wwx: Shijie does that to me! It’s supposed to make you feel better!

—Later—

Lwj: Brother, may I ask you to please punch me in the mouth?

Lxc: … Brother???

Jwy: Can I volunteer?

(Insp.)

#the untamed #cql #lan wangji #lan zhan #wei wuxian #wei ying #wangxian #mdzs #incorrect mdzs #incorrect mdzs quotes #incorrect quotes #lan xichen #lan huan #jiang cheng #jiang wanyin