Drunk Lan Zhan: You know what I really wanna do with you?
Wei Ying: Uh-huh. Ethically speaking, I don’t think we can do that with you in this state.
Lan Zhan: Have a baby.
Wei Ying: ‘Kay, we will make a baby as soon as you sober up.
Lan Zhan: Oh no, not make a baby. Have a baby. Like I wanna have like a little baby with you. And we could just love it and hold it and bounce it.
Wei Ying: Yeah, that’s a…that’s a big one-eighty.
Lan Zhan: You would be such a good dad.
Wei Ying: Have we met?
Lan Zhan: I wish you were my dad.
Wei Ying: Okay, now we’re just spiraling off in all directions.