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marvelousthoughts · 6 months
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Coach: "We're gonna be pairing up"
Coach: "And then one in front, whose hold back by a chain by the one in the back"
Coach: "Then you need to run"
Y/n: "I'm going to be in the back"
Alex: "Fine"
Y/n: "Come on baby horse"
Y/n: "Run"
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russos-one · 6 months
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Current Fics I am writing
Vivianne Miedema x !FemReader
[My Koala] Fluff
Summary- Reader is tired after a match and Viv being the good girlfriend she is carries the reader around
Vivianne Miedema x !FemReader
[I love you so much] Fluff
Summary- Reader gets Injured in a away match against Tottenham and Viv goes into protective mode
Vivianne Miedema x !FemReader
[Pent up anger] Smut
Summary- Reader plays for Chelsea and Viv plays for Arsenal, Reader and Viv are sworn enemies especially with Reader being a defender and Viv being a forward it’s a rough game and Reader and Viv get into fight which results with Viv and Reader getting a yellow card, skip to the end of the match Chelsea win and Viv isn’t happy about it and decides to take you anger out on Reader.
Katie McCabe x !FemReader
[part 1 The injury] Angst
Summary- Reader gets injured
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incorrectnwsl · 4 months
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Emily Sonnett: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year... is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.
Lindsey Horan: Thanks...?
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the-nameless-queen · 1 year
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LFG!!! Ertz is back baby!!!
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sixsclassic · 2 years
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Becky: We’re kind of missing something guys.
Mal: Cohesion?
Lindsey: Teamwork?
Andi: A general sense of what we’re doing?
Rose: And Sonnett is not here.
Lindsey: Oh yeah, and that.
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thunderquads2 · 1 year
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Lindsey: What are your goals?
Rose: To pet all the dogs.
Lindsey: No, fitness goals.
Rose: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.
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i-am-mr-k · 1 year
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I sometimes wonder which would be faster for a response. Christen Press calling 911, or posting to Tumblr.
On second thought:
RealChristenPress23☑️: Help! Someone is breaking into my house. It's a robbery!
Press_Fiend_5eva: Yass my beautiful Queen 👑👑👑 you stole my heart! Can't wait to see you back on the field.
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jessicaaatje · 1 year
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Quoting Song Lyrics
Reader x uswnt (platonic)
Summary: Reader starts quoting song lyrics...
A/n: So instead of making a whole incorrect quotes series of reader quoting song lyrics, I decided to make just a fic of it. The incorrect quotes can you find here and here. It comes from a prompt list that you can find here.
Enjoy!
Practice was hard today. Somehow you laid more on the grass then that you were standing, and that for a practice. Two things kept you from storming off the field right now.
Thing one was that you almost knew for certain that you would start in the next game, if you would leave the training now, you don't even think you would be playing the next game.
Thing two was that the one song you listened to before you came on the field was keeping you up. The thing was when you listened to your music, you knew that when your headphones were off, you would be stuck with the songs you heard, and that was now the problem.
Again, you hit the ground, you decided to lay for a second more. 'I'm a survivor', you mumbled behind your breath. Apparently, Tobin decided to bring you to the ground, but she was nice enough to help you up, meanwhile hearing you mutter something.
'Did you say something?', she asked. You Shaked your head in reply, but you said nonetheless thank you.
You were lucky it wasn't a day where one of you got mic'd up, because if your teammates found out that you were quoting song lyrics in practice, you knew they would always remember.
'I'm not gonna give up', you continued, hoping that you won't hit the turf much more before training would end. And it seems like somebody heard your prayers, because practice has ended, and you didn't eat any more grass.
It was time for you to go back to the locker rooms, you walked next to Ashley Sanchez, but it was not your intention to let you hear your next sentence: 'Nobody said it was easy, no one ever said it would be so hard', what you didn't expect was that Ashley heard you and needed to smother her laughter when she realized you were quoting "The Scientist" from Coldplay.
Ashley was smart enough to keep her mouth shut and not to say anything if she wanted to hear you quote a song once again.
Now arrived at the locker room you sat in your cube, next to Emily Sonnett. If she caught you quoting any song lyrics, you knew your teasing free life would end. You had some more songs in your head, and your mouth just couldn't keep shut.
'I found it hard, was hard to find, oh well, whatever, never mind', this time it was time for Nirvana.
'Oh my god, y/n, are you quoting a song?', you were doomed when you heard this sentence come out of the mouth of Sonnett. You wanted to go through the floor now, because Sonnett got the attention of most of the girls who were in ear range.
And still your mouth couldn't keep shut, while you were shaking your head you said accidently: 'I feel stupid and contagious'.
'If you are quoting lyrics now, were you doing that also on the field when I helped you up?', Tobin asked. 'Sadly', you mumbled in response.
'I know you love to listen to music, but does this mean you can sing also?', somebody asked.
'I'm worse at what I do best', was your reply while shrugging your shoulders.
'Are you saying now that you say that your bad in soccer or in singing?', Christen scolded you for saying something like this.
'Singing', you said.
'I think you can sing really good', Mallory Pugh chimed in, 'why don't you let us hear more?'
'Because I just can't sing', your reply was fast. Grabbing your stuff to head to the bus.
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Who thought it was smart to play a board game with 24 people? But for you it was much better then to play truth or dare or watch a horror movie. So somebody thought it was fun to play yatzee and it was finally your turn.
The dices were given to you and here it came. You were thanks to a lucky roll on the winning side.
'I used to roll the dice, feel the fear in my enemy's eyes', you sang, ''viva la vida'' was one of your favourite songs from Coldplay and you knew the song all too well. Next thing you knew was that you felt something itch.
You looked around and saw Rose, with only one shoe on, the item that hurt you was her other shoe.
'Stop it please, or I will throw a book at you', Rose said trying to send you a glare.
'I'm sorry I can't help myself', you threw your hands up, but only to take the cookie roll the winner would get, and you had won obviously.
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wosoimagines · 1 year
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A List Of Upcoming Fics 11-29-2022
Emily Sonnett/Reader - dancing
USWNT/Reader - based off an incorrect quote
USWNT/Pulisic!Reader - comforting
Tierna Davidson/Reader - a new family member
Alex Morgan/Reader - babysitting Charlie
Vivianne Miedema - making sure to take care of each other
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hardtchill · 3 years
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i wonder what they talk about during their earthing moments... 🤔
Tobin: i have to tell you something? Christen: 'one with the ground' what is that baby? Tobin: I think i forgot to turn the stove off. Christen: T- Tobin: No yelling Chris, we're supposed to be calm and positive. Christen: *%*(#&$ Christen: Christen: Christen: *Chris gets off the grass* Christen: TOBIN POWELL HEATH, I AM GOING TO KILL YOU
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3l00di3 · 3 years
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Bragging
Pinoe : I never bragged
Christen : You once called your face "proof of God's existence"
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marvelousthoughts · 7 months
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Kelley: "Think fast"
*Y/n dodging the ball*
Kelley: "Good dodging skill you got"
Kelley: "Think fast"
*Y/n doesn't dodge*
Y/n: "Kelley, think fast"
*The ball comes hard to Kelley*
Kelley: "You will regret that"
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russos-one · 5 months
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Okay I have an idea is this good?
Vivianne Miedema x !FemReader
The match was intense. Viv and her team Arsenal were playing fiercely while the Chelsea players were determined to come out winners. As the clock ticked down to the last few minutes of the match, tension was mounting and it seemed that an explosion was about to happen.
Then it did. Viv, the Dutch Arsenal forward, had pushed hard in an attempt to gain a scoring advantage. With anger on both sides, they tussled and a scuffle broke out that resulted in both players receiving yellow cards.
Y/n’s teammates came to the defence of her and stepped in to separate them both. Viv was still seething as she backed away and the players eventually managed to transfer the game back to the field of play. The match may have ended in Chelsea's favour, but the animosity between these two sworn enemies had not gone unnoticed.
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incorrectnwsl · 10 months
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Kelley O'Hara: I apologize for saying "fuck" in front of Charlie. Alex Morgan: You just said it again. Kelley: I am not a role model.
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whosetosay19 · 3 years
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Tobin: awwwww man, Christen was right. I’m just a dumb-dumb, useless butt.
Ashlyn:...I’m 100% positive that none of those words have ever left Christen’s mouth. Stop fishing for compliments Heath.
Tobin: Hey! You don’t know! She can get really mean if you do the tiniest thing to mess up her morning routine.
Ali:...Are you referring to the time that you threw a whole bagel at her while she was meditating because you “wanted to make sure she was still breathing” and then she grounded you?
Tobin:......I’M NOT GONNA SHARE WITH YOU GUYS ANYMORE!
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sixsclassic · 2 years
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Sonnett: Am I in trouble?
Becky: Take a guess.
Sonnett: No?
Becky: Take another guess.
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