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the-down-upside-finch · 6 months

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Incorrect Quotes Tag Game!

Thank you for the tag (on this post), @card-queen! I love doing these so much hehehe

Using this incorrect quotes generator, I... generated some quotes. This time I decided to do it with the main five from Pentad of Un! (I did a bunch so I'll put most of them under the cut.)

Adif: "Problem, I can't tell if this food is over-sauced or undercooked." Shayrow: "Solution, just put it back in the oven for another 10 minutes. There's at least a 50 percent chance that'll fix it, right?" Kestek: "Result? Food has somehow become unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy at the exact same time." Luss: "No better time than this to pull out my favorite word! Slunchy!" Jelro: "…Put it away."

Kestek: "Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like--" Kestek, to Adif: "Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual." Luss, to Shayrow: "Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire." Jelro: "...There are two types of people."

Jelro: "Could you please go to the shop and get a carton of milk? If they have avocados, get six." Luss: [coming back from the store with six cartons of milk] "They had avocados!"

Shayrow: "Why would anyone want to harm Luss?" Kestek: "Maybe because they met him?"

Jelro, carrying a box: "What would you say if-- if I, hypothetically, came home with 7 kittens one day?" Adif: "…" Adif: "What’s in the box?" Jelro: "What woul--" Adif: "Jelro, what’s in the box?" Jelro: "I think you know."

Kestek: "How would you like your pancakes?" Jelro: "Plain." Adif: "With sprinkles!" Luss: "Chocolate chips." Shayrow: "Potatoes." [Jelro, Adif, and Luss look at Shayrow] Shayrow: "What? They're good."

Kestek: "What is wrong with you?" Shayrow: "Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression."

Adif: "Do crabs think people walk sideways?" Jelro: "…Adif, what the f--"

And this one as a bonus because it made me laugh way too hard:

Luss, to Shayrow: "Wow, left handed AND British? You really are an illusion."

These are always so fun haha

Anyways, gonna gently tag @k-v-briarwood, @athenswrites, @maskedemerald, @my-cursed-prince, @worldsfromhoney, and leave the tag open for anyone that would like to play!

#ZootaWrites #About the OCs #Pentad of Un #The joke of the last one is that Shayrow's accent is based on a British accent and he also started as a lefty #Tag Game #Incorrect Quotes tag game #Long Post #Writeblr

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grizzlyofthesea · 8 months

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More IRL(-inspired) Incorrect Quotes Shenanigans

Donnie: *sends a screenshot of an announcement of Charles Martinet's retirement* o7 Leo: *sends an image of a crying Mario* Donnie: Wait, no, he isn't dead!! Just retired! Leo: I know. But it won't be the same. Rest in pepperoni, sweet prince.

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Leo: Raph, do you really need to bring your entire stuffed animal collection with you just to watch TV?

Raph: Yes. Now, excuse me while I get some popcorn to share with Captain Cuddles, Doctor Hugginstein, and Cheech. And not you. -v-

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Donnie: *sends pictures of some Thinking Putty and an Otamatone* N E W T O Y S April: Oh no. It's him. The music note man. Donnie: I know! Isn't he great? April: Hellspawn. Remove he at once. Donnie: I'm bringing him to game night.

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(2 hours into a single round of Uno)

Mikey: *puts down one of his two remaining cards* UNO...!!

April: YES!!!?!

Leo: Promise?! PLEASE?!

Raph: Guys... I...I'm sorry. *puts down a Wild +4 card* It's all I can play.

Donnie: It's okay! It's okay. *draws 4 cards, just barely holding it together* At least...it isn't being directed...toward Mikey. :) :) :) :) :)

April: Uh, Raph. You still have to pick a color.

Raph: ...Oh, right. Color. Um... Blue.

Mikey: ................................................................. *face-table* F--k you...

Raph: AWW, COME ON! HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?!

Donnie: *stares blankly at the table* I may be a man of science, but I firmly believe that we're cursed.

Leo: Great. We're trapped here until the end of time.

April: Next time someone pulls a stunt like that, I'm ripping up all the cards.

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italiangothicwriteblr · 29 days

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Incorrect Quotes Tag--Ships Edition

Tagged by @cherrybombfangirlwrites

Tagging @rose-bookblood @memento-morri-writes @faithfire-writes @pinespittinink @bloodlessheirbyjacques @ink-fireplace-coffee and @k-v-briarwood

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Nova: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated. Livia: Killed without hesitation.

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Nova: What are you in the mood for? Livia: World domination. Nova: That's a bit ambitious. Livia: You are my world. Nova: Aww… Livia: Nova: Livia: Nova: OH.

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Nova: Livia, if you don't shut up I'm going to throw myself out of the car. click Nova: DID YOU JUST TURN THE FUCKING CHILDRENS' LOCK ON?!

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Livia walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: Nova, I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK. Nova, sipping coffee happily: I love you too :)

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Martino: Do you have a superpower? Giacomo: Yep! It’s hindsight. Martino: …that’s not going to help us. Giacomo: Yes, I see that now.

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Giacomo: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it. Giacomo: And I started thinking. Giacomo: Like, it was just trying to get food. Giacomo: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck? Martino: Are you ok?

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Martino: What do you do for a living? Giacomo: I exist against my will.

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Giacomo: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know! Martino: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus. Giacomo: Stop.

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Giacomo: How does one turn their emotions off? Martino: Okay, so first go to settings. Martino: I'm a fucking idiot, I thought that said emojis at first. Giacomo: No, I'm still willing to try this, go ahead. I'm at settings, what do I do next?

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Niccolo: Enrico keeps forgetting which WiFi network they're supposed to use. Niccolo: So I renamed ours to "Enrico, use this one" to help them out a little.

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Niccolo: I am the left brain, I am the left brain. "I work really hard until my inevitable death" brain. You've got a job to do, you better do it right and the right way is with the left brain's might. Enrico: I LIKE OREOS AND PUSSY-

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Enrico: You have to apologize to them Niccolo. Niccolo: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

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Niccolo: Sorry it took so long to bail you out of jail. Enrico: No, it was my fault. I shouldn't have used my phone call to prank call the police station.

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Enrico: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine! Niccolo: How can you still say that? Enrico: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

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lele-11 · 8 months

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HAIKYU!! MASTERLIST

this is all my work which includes: hq fanfics, headcanon, imagines, smau, incorrect quotes, memes, etc! pls enjoy {CURRENTLY UNDER EDITING}

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I M A G I N E S

FIRST DATE:

CAT OR DOG PERSON:

BIG OR LITTLE SPOON:

THEY MESS UP THEIR CONFESSION:

WHEN THERES A BUG:

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H E A D C A N O N

THERE IDEAL TYPE:

WHEN AROUND THERE CRUSH:

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S M A U

WHAT KIND OF TEXTER THEY ARE:

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I N C O R R E C T Q U O T E S

Gods & Goddeses

Up my sleeve

Restless

Doctors Visit

Eggs

Rickroll chain?

Smile

Genius

School fight

Stuck together

Inspiration

Instagram password

Outdoors

Mom call (Karasuno)

Mom call (Aoba Johsai)

Small steps

Flirt

Running

Uncooperative

3 word

Saint

Helpful

Skeleton

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F A N F I C

(all fanfics are posted on my Wattpad below has links in the post) ⬇️

RELEASED SERIES:

Without Me| Suna X Fem!Reader (ongoing)

FriendMe!!| Oikawa X Fem!Reader (paused)

UPCOMING SERIES:

Homework| Suna X Fem!Reader

IRL| Kenma X Fem!Reader

Just Joking| Kuroo X Fem!Reader

Ew| Sakusa X Fem!Feader

This Feeling| Tsukishima X Fem!Reader

Midnight Texts| Akaashi X Fem!Reader

Wattpad:

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H A I K Y U ! ! B D A Y S P E C I A L

Bday Special Yachi!

Bday Special Bokuto!

Bday Special Tsukishima!

Bday Special Miya Twins!

Bday Special Nishinoya!

Bday Special Kenma!

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S H O R T V I D E O S

(Just some mini short videos using capcut templates. Haikyuu stuff— obviously)

Suna Simps

Happy place

Photo Edit Transition

Fav Person

Good Ideas, Bad Ideas

Flipped the Switch

Miya’s be like

Thinking abt everyday

Grandma meme

My world

Stickin’ out ur tongue

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M E M E S

➡️ ALL HAIKYU!! MEMES LINK

#Masterlist #haikyuu #anime edit #my stuff #sorted #Memes #Fanfic #haikyuu fanfiction #Polls #haikyuu polls #haikyuu memes #anime #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu scenarios #scenarios #haikyuu masterlist #masterlist

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nerevar-quote-and-star · 2 years

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Miraak: What was it you were hoping I’d bring to the table, quiet obedience? No. I bring the storm, I bring chaos and your imminent destruction. You made a mistake.

Leara Rose-blade: Miraak, can we just have a normal dinner for once?

#miraak: *isildur face* no #leara: *elrond voice* M I R A A K #ahem #yeah #miraak #first dragonborn #dovahkiin #last dragonborn #oc: leara roseblade #nerevar queue and star #incorrect quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect skyrim quotes #the elder scrolls #tes #skyrim #the elder scrolls v: skyrim #source: tumblr

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heyyouknowbts · 3 years

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BTS as Florida man headlines, volume XXXVII

BTS as Florida man masterlist

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randomincorrectquotes10 · 3 years

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Yugo, holding a bloody rock: I found it behind a dumpster, it's like someone was hiding it.

Yuto, backing away: That's because it's a murder weapon.

#yu gi oh #yu gi oh arc v #yugioh incorrect quotes #incorrect arc v #incorrect quotes #yugo yugioh #yuto yugioh #blood mention #death mention #source: Saiki k #random for the future

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ponds-of-ink · 3 years

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Laura: Hey, Veronica, you’re getting five dollars taken out of your paycheck.

Veronica, over phone: Huh? Wh—

Veronica:

Veronica: OH, YOU’RE KIDDING.

#veronica dodd #laura k (OC)#fnaf ocs #incorrect oc quotes #incorrect fnaf quotes #spilt will #these two just placing bets on whether glitchwill or splitwill’s correct lol #l takes split v takes glitch #and then Vern gets sick Pizzaplex night

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nbandab-incorrect-quotes · 4 years

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#alphablocks incorrect quotes #alphablocks v #alphablocks e #alphablocks #alphablocks k

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cxsmic-chan · 4 years

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felix, recovering in the hospital: you call it a near-death experience, i call it a vibe check from god

#stray kids #stray kids incorrect texts #kpop #stray kids incorrect quotes #kpop incorrect quotes #kpop incorrect texts #felix #lee felix #v i b e c h e c k

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pastelleia · 5 years

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lucas: VIBE CHECK *punches winwin*

#kpop #nct #nct u #nct wayv #wayv incorrect texts #wayv incorrect quotes #wayv #lucas #wong yukhei #winwin #dong sicheng #V I B E C H E C K

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mykpopshitxx · 5 years

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Any K Pop Band Ever

Maknae: Am I in trouble then?

Leader: Have a guess.

Maknae: No?

Leader: Have another guess.

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asoue-sideblog · 5 years

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Sunny: If you fuckers try to leave me somewhere, I will track you down and give you so much shit, it'll make the time you didn't buy me cooking wine feel like a walk in the goddamn park.

Klaus: I told you she'd have an opinion.

Violet: (sighs) All right. Go pack.

Sunny: Please. I've had my go-bag ready since we came back from the island. By the way, you're taking too much stuff. Also, you should go to the bank and withdraw as much cash as you can before they freeze your accounts.

Klaus: What were we thinking? We're so gonna need her.

#asoue incorrect quotes #asoue #sunny baudelaire #abby hammond has SUCH grown up sunny energy #violet baudelaire #klaus baudelaire #baudelaire children #source: the santa clarita diet #i don't think v & k would be fools enough to try to leave her #but if they did it would go EXACTLY like this

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bangtan-probably · 6 years

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namjoon, reading a fortune cookie: if you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same.

yoongi, with a mouthful of takeout: kill two.

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heyyouknowbts · 3 years

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randomincorrectquotes10 · 3 years

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Shay: Shut it, Sora, I only shook your hand because I had to, we will never be friends!

#yu gi oh #yu gi oh arc v #yugioh incorrect quotes #incorrect arc v #incorrect quotes #shay obsidian #sora perse #source: Saiki K #random for the future

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