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#incorrect victorious quotes
victoriously-wicked · 8 months
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EMMA: There is no good reason why you and I shouldn’t be able to sit here together, and have a conversation.
REGINA: I got a good reason.
EMMA: Which is?
REGINA: I don’t like you!
EMMA: *raises an eyebrow*
EMMA: Really? You can’t think of one thing you like about me?
REGINA: *thinks*
REGINA: . . . I like when you’re sad?
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queentaylortot · 7 months
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Tori: Sometimes Jade likes to talk in her sleep
Jade, *sleepily*: Fight me, bitch. I'll stab you with scissors
Tori, lovingly: You get em, babe
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samuraiedgedchance · 1 month
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Tori: You want to kiss me so bad, it's embarrassing Jade: More like kill you
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victoriously-regal · 5 months
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Emma: Okay. . . I just woke up, and found this sitting on my chest.
Emma: *holds up a lizard*
Snow: Ew! A dead lizard?
Emma: It’s dead now. . .
Emma: *licks her lips*
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Wednesday (to Weems):
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spacewarriorsam · 2 months
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Sinjin: Nice wig, Jade. What's it made of? Jade: Your mom's chest hair!
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incorrectbatfam · 2 months
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Tim: What’s the plan? We just hide in here forever?
Dick: Not forever. Just until Damian is calm.
Jason: So forever.
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daddiesdrarryy · 19 days
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Harry: I would like to have a boyfriend I can talk to without it turning into a screaming match, Draco!
Draco: Yeah, well, I’d like a boyfriend who other girls don’t stare at all the time!
Harry: How is it my fault girls stare at me?
Draco: You could look worse if you wanted to!
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incorrectquotesmcu · 1 month
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Wanda: Are you guys worried about Y/N?
Carol: Totally!
Kate: Yeah, they called me in the middle of the night and just yelled “what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?!”
Jennifer: And what did you say?
Kate: “I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know!”
Jennifer:
Jennifer: ...They’re lucky to have you as a friend.
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marksandrec · 6 months
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2609
Imogen: "Joke's on you; I'm into that shit." (Dialogue from Victorious.)
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harringroveera · 1 month
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You didn’t even try Steve!
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victoriously-wicked · 3 months
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Tori: *slides into the seat next to Jade*
Jade (sulking) : I’m not in the mood for a pep talk, Tori.
Tori: You’re mistaking me for Cat. . . besides, you don’t need a pep talk. You need a drinking buddy.
Tori: Shots?
Jade: . . .
Jade: Sure, why not?
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oceanview15 · 2 months
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Sokka: Why are you here?
Zuko: Katara texted me and said Aang got hurt, so I brought a watermelon.
Katara: Why?
Zuko: Aang loves watermelons.
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appledaddyisbae · 2 months
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Lucifer: *nursing an accidentally self-induced black eye and pouting* Get me a coffee?
Lilith: *smiles softly* What's the magic word?
Lucifer: Please? 🥺
Lilith, jokingly: Actually, the magic word was "lotion" but I'll accept your please because you have a booboo eye.
Lucifer: Two sugars-
Lilith, getting up and walking away to get it: I know what to do.
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westofvega · 9 months
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Jade: *brushing her hair*
Tori, giving her heart eyes: You're so pretty and cute.
Jade, without looking up: I could beat the shit out of you.
Tori, longingly: I know.
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emilyrox · 3 months
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The HH Gang Fortifying the Hotel in Ep. 7
[Husk gets a text]
Husk: Oh, it's Niffty!
Angel Dust: [gasps] Did she get the stuff?
Husk: Yeah, she says she got the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood.
Sir Pentious: Wow! Where did she find 12 gallons of fake blood?
Husk: ...You wanted fake blood?
Angel Dust:
Sir Pentious:
Husk: I'll go call Niffty
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