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persephoneflowerpetals · 7 months

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Jafar: Maybe we wouldn’t sound so bad if some people weren’t trying to play with big, rusty hooks!

Hook: What did you say, bilge rat!?

Jafar: BIG. RUSTY. HOOKS.

Hook: Well, this hook ain’t just for attacking flying scallywags!

Jafar: Bring it on, codfish! Bring it on!

Persephone: *getting in between them* No, people. Let’s be smart and bring it off.

Cruella: Great, now the talking flower is going to preach to us.

Hades: What did you just say about my wife!?

*cue the villains fighting each other*

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evildisneydorks · 1 year

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Tremaine: Gaston, you're really one chromosome away from being a potato

#incorrect villain quotes #lady tremaine #gaston #disney villains #source: slightly modified from the golden girls

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ifvillainwhysexi · 7 months

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-OverNine- ✨Kinktober✨

Okay, so this is the list for what I'm doing this year. This will be annually updated.

Here's what to look for in October!!(I'll give you teasers for a few, but most of this is going on my Ao3).

Week one

Mirrors/Exhibitionism

Toys/public play

Dry humping

Voyeurism(mainly Overhaul)

Praise/Body worship

Improper use of quirks(monster fucking? Nine's hydras are involved.)

Marking/biting

Week two

Thigh fucking

OTKS(used as a reward in this case)

Accidental kink discovery/Masturbation

Degrading/Dirty talk

Belly buldge

Bondage

Public / semi-public

Week three

Electric play

Choking

Knife kink

Edging/orgasm denial

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whore4villains · 2 years

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Maleficent: You seem familiar... have I threatened you before?

#maleficent #Maleficent quotes #Maleficent incorrect quotes #sleeping beauty #sleeping beauty incorrect quotes #descendants #descendants incorrect quotes #disney #disney incorrect quotes #disney villains #villain incorrect quotes #incorrect villain quotes

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chaoticgoodthief · 2 years

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Incorrect Quotes

Hero: It’s called red tape

Villain with a knife: I’ll show you red tape

#heros and villains #red tape #incorrect villain quotes #based off a true story

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incorrectbatfam · 10 days

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Goon #1: Last night, Red Hood paid the boss a visit, and Robin picked up a grenade someone left on a crate, and let me tell you...

Goon #1: When Hood yelled “Put that shit back!” so loud, you know what I did?

Goon #2: You put your own shit back, didn’t you?

Goon #1: I put my own shit back.

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sluty-hanfu · 5 months

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It's hard to be the right hand man of horny and happily married Demon Emperor

(It happens every week)

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3kidsinacoat · 1 month

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Tianlang-jun: Master Shen, can I offer you something? Water? Tea? My nephew's hand in marriage?

Shen Qingqiu: what?

Tianlang-jun: Perhaps wine? Some snacks? My sons hand in marriage?

Shen Qingqiu: I-

Tianlang-jun: Tanghulu? Congee? My hand in marriage?

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batfamhyperfixation · 1 year

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The Batkids: *all sitting on the floor huddled around a phone*

Bruce, walking up: What are you guys doing?

Tim: We're playing a new game. Its like truth or dare, except it is only dare, and all the dares are decided by a random word generator set for verbs, if we need more context we can randomly generate a noun too. Here, Steph is next, watch.

Steph: *clicks the generate a word button* 'appreciate'? *Clicks for a noun* 'Scene'? Am I supposed to go to a play? Look at the top of a mountain?

Damian: you have to get to the top of the hill, adequately appreciate the scene, and get back before your next turn, otherwise you are out

Steph: *gets up and runs out of the house*

Jason: My turn *presses the randomly generate a word button* Request *presses to randomly select a noun* cookies. Fuck yes! Alfred!

Cass, soaking wet, signing: not fair

Bruce: hey, I saw Dick's car out front, where is he?

Duke: he got 'vanish'

Tim: Still better than that time Jason got 'die'

Damian: me next, 'read'

Jason, walking in with a plate full of cookies: you gotta read and finish Pride and Prejudice before your next turn.

Damian: That's impossible! Without Dick that is only 5 people before me.

Tim: Impossible if you sit here complaining. Better hop to it.

Damian: *running to the library*

Duke, stealing a cookie: you wanna try, Bruce?

Bruce: maybe just once *clicks the button* 'grin'

Tim: Batman has to smile for an entire day fighting bad guys and dealing with the Justice League

Bruce: I don't like this game

#lets just say they didnt trust the other batkids to give them dares so this seemed like a safer option #still laughing that when i was clicking a random one for Bruce it came back with grin #like could you imagine all the villains getting creeped out when batman swoops in to stop them and he just has a huge plastered on smile on #or worse the justice league having to sit through a whole meeting with broody batman forcefully smiling the entire time #dick's laughter can be heard in the background the whole time but no one has seen him for a week #batfam #batkids #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect batkids quotes #bruce wayne #tim drake #jason todd #dick grayson #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #damian wayne #duke thomas

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poppy5991 · 6 months

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#mha #bnha #boku no hero academia #mha memes #mha incorrect quotes #Dabi #shigaraki tomura #league of villains #text post meme

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luxthestrange · 1 month

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BNHA Incorrect quotes#9 Ya like jazz?~

Villain Y/n Falling in love with Fatgum...Thats it...Literally Hot Villain falling in love with the cuddliest-looking hero...

Villain!Y/n*Eyes focusing Solely on him,Evading his attacks*...

Fatgum*Slightly weirded out*...

Villain!Y/n: Hey Let's play 20 questions while we fight you first!~

Fatgum:...Uh...What's your favorite color?

Villain!Y/n*Laser Focus dodges his fist and manages to be face to face*TRIANGLE-ARE YOU SINGLE? BACKUP QUESTION WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN DATING ME?

Mr Compress: Y/N!?-

Villain!Y/n: shut yo damn mouth you! IM COURTING HERE!?-

-Back in your center of operation-

Hench: Do you realize there's a rumor going around that you're in love with Fatgum?

Villain!Y/n*Is making a collage of pictures of Fatgum on their wall* A rumor? Are you telling me people are doubting it??

#boku no hero academia #my hero academia #mha #bnha #mha x reader #bnha x reader #bnha x y/n #mha x y/n #fatgum #fatgum x reader #fatgum x y/n #taishiro toyomitsu #taishiro toyomitsu x reader #taishiro x reader #mr compress #villain y/n #mha incorrect quotes #bnha incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

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persephoneflowerpetals · 7 months

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Hades: Could you two not stand so close? You’re making me claustrophobic.

Pain: What does claustrophobic mean?

Panic: It means he’s afraid of Santa Claus.

Hades: No it doesn’t!

Pain: Ho ho ho! *giggles mischievously*

Panic: Stop it, Pain! You’re scaring him!

Hades: *is so done with their buffoonery*

#Pain and Panic really are the SpongeBob and Patrick of Disney #and Hades is basically Squidward lol #and you can’t convince me otherwise lmao #I think this has already been done?#idk #but screw it im posting it anyways lmao #source: spongebob squarepants #incorrect disney quotes #incorrect villain quotes #hercules #disney #hercules 1997 #hades #disney’s hercules #disney hades #hades disney #hades hercules #pain and panic #incorrect hercules quotes

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evildisneydorks · 2 years

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Tremaine: A girl doesn’t dye her hair that color unless she has physiological problems!

Medusa: My hair has nothing to do with my physicological problems!!

#source: victorious #incorrect villain quotes #lady tremaine #madame medusa #cinderella #the rescuers #disney villains

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ifvillainwhysexi · 2 years

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A post a day keeps the heroes away✨

#overhaul #bnha #mha #overhaul bnha #twice #twice mha #toga himiko #toga my hero academia #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #shigaraki tomura #dabi mha #eri my hero academia #eri mha #incorrect shie hassaikai #incorrect villain quotes #mister compress

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mha-quotes-and-such · 2 months

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Hawks: I'm going to torture you Dabi: Kinky. Go on. Hawks: I think you’re sweet and beautiful Dabi: …Wait what- Hawks: I know deep down you care for others, and you deserve to be cared for as much as you care for them Dabi: Absolutely not Hawks: Your feelings and needs are valid and deserve to be heard Dabi: I need a safeword!

#keigo takami #dabi #dabihawks #bnha #league of villains #league of villains incorrect quotes #mha #my hero academia #suggestive

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cod-dump · 9 months

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Soap: It's nice being held Villain!Ghost: ... I'm holding you hostage Soap: So? My point still stands

#call of duty #cod mwii #modern warfare ii #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #incorrect quotes #soapghost #ghostsoap #villain ghost #villain au

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