#incorrect vision

[satanic-nightjar]

Wanda: Are you wearing eyeliner?

Agatha: Just a little. What do you think?

Wanda: It looks ok I guess.

[Later]

Wanda *mumbling, face in her pillow*: She looked so good

Vision: I know

Wanda: I think I’m kinda gay

Vision: I know

Vision: Wait- did you not know?

#marvel #mcu #wanda maximoff #agatha harkness #wanda x agatha #wagatha #harximoff #incorrect wanda maximoff #incorrect agatha harkness #platonic wandavision #wandavision #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #scarlet witch #wanda maximilf #vision #incorrect vision

[jjsmaybank20]

Vision: What is love? Natasha: An emotional minefield. Bruce: A neurochemical reaction. Peter: Baby don't hurt me.

#avengers incorrect quotes #marvel #mcu #incorrect natasha romanoff #incorrect vision #incorrect bruce banner #incorrect peter parker #source: unknown #marvel incorrect quotes

[fandomnerd9602]

Vision floats in to find Y/N freaking out…

Vision: what is the matter Y/N?

Y/N: I broke one of Wanda’s records! This is bad this is so bad!

Vision: oh dear. You appear distressed. If you want I can call Ms Maximoff to console you in your time of-

Y/N: no don’t!!

Vision: already done.

Wanda lands a split second later and sees the broken vinyl record…

Wanda: oh detka are you hurt?

Wanda hugs Y/N tight…

Y/N: no but your vinyl, I accidentally-

Wanda: shh I can buy another. You’re irreplaceable.

#marvel #marvel imagine #marvel fluff #mcu #mcu imagine #mcu fandom #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #wanda maximoff #wanda maximoff x reader #scarlet witch #the scarlet witch #wanda maximoff incorrect quotes #vision

[crazylittlejester]

Time: *sighs* We can’t manipulate, mansplain, malewife our way out of this one, Captain

Warriors: *loosening his scarf just a bit* Manwhore it is

#i dunno if this has been done before but it came to me in a vision #wars is ace to me but i dont think he’s afraid to bat his eyelashes to get what he wants #hes pretty he knows it and he’s used it to his advantage before #absolute dumbass #incorrect quotes #linked universe #linkeduniverse #lu warriors #lu wars #warriors linked universe #linked universe warriors #lu time #time linked universe #jes talks

[vngful]

#LMFAO #devil may cry #dmc #vergil sparda #devil may cry 5 #dmc 5 #dante sparda #dmc memes #vergil dmc #incorrect dmc quotes #dante dmc #v dmc #visions of v

[waywardgirl75]

i have seen many fanarts of sanji in dress and makeup but imagine a scenario where,

Zoro tryout makeup for the first time....

Sanji: You're wearing makeup

Zoro: It's just eyeliner. Do you like it?

Sanji: It looks...okay I guess

Sanji, sobbing into Usopp's shoulder: He looked so good

Usopp: I know

Sanji: I'm so gay

Usopp: I know

#oh the vision #sanji really would lose it tbh #zosan brainrot #zosan ruined me #incorrect zosan #zosan #zoro/sanji #zoro x sanji #one piece

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Vision: You just can’t stand the idea of Wanda and I as a couple.

Y/N: Very true. It makes me wanna puke up blood.

#source: icarly #wanda maximoff #wanda maximoff x reader #vision #vision incorrect quotes #wandavision #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[incorrecthatchetfield]

#this came to me in a dream #a vision from god #a vision from wiggly himself #incorrect quotes #incorrect nerdy prudes must die #nerdy prudes must die #starkid #incorrect starkid #hatchetfield #incorrect hatchetfield #hatchetverse #source: tiktok #richie lipschitz

[hairupintheair]

Poppy and Branch: *both pull out rings at the same time*

Poppy: Oh! Seems we both planned to propose to each other right here!

Branch: *goes down on one knee* Ah, but I have already taken the knee, so I'll be the one proposing today.

Poppy: Not so fast! *gets down on two knees* I'm even lower than you, so I'M proposing.

Branch: *lays down flat on the grass* I am as low as a troll can possibly be, I'll be the one who proposing and there's nothing you can--

Poppy: *pulls out a shovel*

Source

#trolls #dreamworks trolls #broppy #branch trolls #poppy trolls #incorrect quotes #i live for 'em #shitposting #i saw this comic and immediately i knew it was broppy #i really wish i could draw #and bring this vision to life

[satanic-nightjar]

Tommy: Dad, how do I get revenge on my enemies?

Vision: The best revenge is letting go and living your life to the fullest.

Tommy: Mom, how do I -

Wanda: Brick.

#marvel #mcu #incorrect marvel quotes #wanda maximoff #incorrect wanda maximoff #wandavision #incorrect mcu quotes #vision #incorrect vision #tommy shepard #tommy maximoff #incorrect Tommy maximoff #wanda maximilf

[padawansuggest]

Jedi Chat

Qui-Gon: WE NEED TO HAVE A LINEAGE MEETING!!!!

Dooku: Why? Did you upset another queen?

Qui-Gon: No!

Rael: He’s probably got one pregnant tho I’ve been waiting for him to bring me a niece or nephew for years.

Komari: Can we make this fast, I’m trying to bathe Xanatos’s spawn.

Xanatos: IM IN A MEETING I DONT HAVE TIME TO TRY AND PUT ANGRY FORCE SENSITIVE BABIES IN A TUB

Xanatos: THANK YOU FOR BABYSITTING KOKO

Komari: Yeah, whatever.

Qui-Gon: I am having a crisis here!!!

Dooku: *sigh* What’s wrong this time, Qui-Gon?

Qui-Gon: OBI WAN HAS A BOYFRIEND!!!!

Xanatos: wtf

Komari: but he’s only like two years old??????? He’s an infant??? He’s still in the womb this isn’t allowed????

Dooku: He’s fifteen, padawan, he can have a boyfriend if he wants.

Qui-Gon: NO HE CANNOT!!! He’s my baby!!

Rael: lmaoooo who’s the bf?

Qui-Gon: Quinlan Vos.

Dooku: nvm, you are right to panic. Si just got a vision of their first child and he’s a menace. All their worst in one baby. Wait… Si just said that’s just their first baby and they won’t be born for at least 5 years. Worst of luck to you all.

Qui-Gon: NO YOURE SUPPOSED TO REASSURE ME MASTER!!!

Dooku: Can’t. Bringing my husband to the healers he said that vision hurt.

Rael: Awww, it’ll be okay, Qui, Obi-Wan has at least five more years before he’s thrust into parenthood.

Qui-Gon: this meeting has been so unhelpful I hate you all.

Komari: listen, it might be a bit early to say this. But. I’m not free to babysit that weekend. This applies to all of them.

Xanatos: that’s fair. Komari is my babysitter, I’m the one with blackmail on her.

Komari: :/

#star wars #incorrect star wars quotes #obi wan kenobi #qui gon jinn #rael averross #master dooku #yan dooku #sifo dyas #that is the husband in question that vision hurted #dookudyas #lol idk their ship name if they have one #komari vosa #quinlan vos #quinobi #xanatos du crion #Jedi chat #disaster lineage #mpreg

[stanheightsgordon]

made this yesterday so coffinshipping be upon ye

#coffinshipping #hoffstrahm #peter strahm #mark hoffman #saw franchise #it came to me in a vision #incorrect quotes #incorrect hoffstrahm #incorrect coffinshipping #also i think the way the photos for the profile pictures got messed up just adds to it

[lesbian-deadpool]

Y/N pointing to Thor: Guy who has a boss health bar.

Y/N pointing to Tony: Guy that has a "divorce playlist".

Y/N pointing to Pietro: Guy who makes "your mom" jokes to their siblings.

Y/N pointing to Wade: Guy who is polyamorous only to grow their army.

Y/N pointing to Vison: Guy who calls it "Maroon 7.13" adjusted to inflation.

Y/N pointing to Sam: Guy who says "no homo" but proceeds to say the absolute most homo stuff.

Y/N pointing to Scott: Guy that is just kinda there, nobody knows why.

#source: twitter #source: tumblr #incorrect marvel quotes #thor x reader #thor imagine #thor #tony stark x reader #tony stark imagine #tony stark #pietro maximoff x reader #pietro maximoff imagine #pietro maximoff #wade wilson x reader #wade wilson imagine #wade wilson #vision x reader #vision imagine #vision #sam wilson x reader #sam wilson imagine #sam wilson #scott lang x reader #scott lang imagine #scott lang #avengers x reader #avengers imagine #marvel x reader #marvel #MCU x reader #MCU

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Too many fucks in the hotel kitchen (most of them thankfully not literal) (MOST of them)

Angel Dust: “Are you TRYIN’ to kill me???”

Vaggie: “If I was, I wouldn’t have missed.”

Angel Dust: “YOUR SPEAR ALMOST SHAVED OFF MY CHEST FLUFF”

Vaggie: “You looked at Charlie and said ‘ugh’.”

Angel Dust: “No shit I said UGH! Your girlfriend’s oozing demonic tar all over the kitchen!”

Vaggie: “So? She’s allowed to have midnight snacks without being a night person.”

Angel Dust: “Not all over my bagel she isn’t!”

Charlie: “???bAGeL???”

Angel Dust: “Oh hell no you don’t-”

Vaggie: “Give her the bagel and it’ll give me time to make pancakes.”

Charlie: “!!!!!!pAN-----CAkEsssssss!!!”

Angel Dust: “…you’re fucking one fucking creepy lady, lady.”

Vaggie: “Shows what you know, asshole. She’s absolutely adorable, aren’t you Charlie?”

Charlie: “~~~~HEHEHEH~~~ iM cUUUTe~~~”

Angel Dust: “Motherfucker… these damn pancakes had better be worth it.”

Vaggie: “The fuck said I was making you any?”

Angel Dust: “What th- I gave your creepy girl my bagel!”

Vaggie: “And called her creepy.”

Angel Dust: “I made a sacrifice out of the goodness of my heart and this is what I get for it? That was my fucking bagel! RESPECT MY FUCKING BAGEL, BITCH!!”

Husk: “Who the fuck let him fuck the bagels again.”

Angel Dust: “Oh fff-uck me.”

Vaggie: “Again?”

Charlie: “Bagel-ssS? PLURAL???”

Angel Dust: “Blame Husky voice over there, he dared me to!”

Husk: “I said don’t fuck up that bagel.”

Angel Dust: “See?? Listen to the way he’s sayin’ it! So I had ta! And it was just the one time!”

Vaggie: “WHEN was this ‘one time’.”

Angel Dust: “…Uhh…”

Vaggie: “…”

Vaggie: “Babe. Drop the bagel.”

Charlie: “Suddenly I’m very awake now and really wish I wasn’t.”

- NEW HOTEL RULE ANNOUNCEMENT-

57.) No fucks in the kitchen. Not of any kind. Don’t even say the word while you’re in there, it’s too fucking dangerous.

#hazbin hotel #vaggie #angel dust hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #chaggie #husk hazbin hotel #suggestive? #incorrect quotes #at the end of this i was ready to ban swearing in the entire fucking hotel i swear #anyway don't leave angel unsupervised in the kitchen #husk doesn't count as supervision #fully demon charlie half awake at 1am- crouched on the kitchen counter- tail flicking as she waits for vaggie to finish making pancakes #it came to me #in a vision #at the end of this night everyone sits and eats their pancakes together in silence #while niffy gleefully grabs the ruined bagels #to use as bait in her giant roach hotel #angel doesnt even have the heart to crack a joke about it

[incorrectwandanat]

vision: hey, guys? can i get some dating advice?

clint and reader, both having been kicked out their homes for pranking laura and nat: just because we are married doesn’t mean we know how we did it.

#natasha romanoff x reader #sfw #clint barton #vision #marvel incorrect quotes

[jjsmaybank20]

Wanda: You know, Natasha gives Y/n flowers every day. I wish you'd do that too.

Vision: Okay.

*Later, the same day*

Vision: *gives Y/n flowers*

Y/n: ???

Wanda: ???

Vision: I don't know, I'm confused as well

Natasha: Do that again and I will end you.

#marvel incorrect quotes #natasha romanoff x reader #natasha romanoff x you #natasha romanoff x y/n #natasha romanoff #natasha romanoff incorrect quotes #wanda maximoff #wanda maximoff incorrect quotes #vision incorrect quotes