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#incorrect wandavision
Wanda: Hey Pietro...
Pietro:
Wanda: [takes a deep breath]
Wanda: I'm sorry for calling you an idiot.
Wanda: But when Billy asked how to spell "orange," you asked if he was talking about the fruit or the color.
Wanda: And you caught me out off guard.
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Wanda, just chilling in Westview: *hears knocking*
Wanda walking out of the reality bubble: What the hell? 
Peter Parker: Hey, I heard we were pretending our loved ones didn’t die? Can I come in, I’ve always wanted to be in a sitcom. 
Wanda: ??? 
Peter: Can we change it to the Office? 
Wanda: ....
Wanda: Sure, come on in. 
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hexagang · 9 months ago
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Pietro: this has been quite a SPOOK huh ahahahahaha get it because it was halloween hahahaha
Wanda:
Wanda: pietro vision was dying
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starryeyedpotato · 8 months ago
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*if wandavision stayed in the sitcom format*
Wanda: welcome to our very first vlog where we’ll be trying out different hair products
Vision: *sprays hairspray into his mouth*
Vision: well, right off the bat, I can tell you. That this one is not very good.
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mcu-incorrect · 5 months ago
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wanda: i got 13 hours of sleep today but i’m still tired,,, maybe i’ll do 26 hours next time
vision: that’s basically a coma
wanda: festive
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Wanda: Ow! Son of a bi-
Vision: *gesturing to Billy and Tommy* Wanda! Children!
Wanda: ..iscuit. Son of a biscuit.
Agnes: Nice save.
Wanda: Yeah. Fucking nailed it.
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hexagang · 10 months ago
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Darcy: *sitting at a table and staring at the ground with tears in her eyes*
Monica: Darcy, are you ok?
Jimmy: [from across the room] The coffeemaker is broken
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schwaywithme · 9 months ago
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Wanda, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Monica, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Agatha, conjuring a Sorry card: I'm really not sorry, dear
Darcy, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Jimmy, pulling a baseball card out of thin air: Ha! I win
Vision, trembling: What are we playing
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shiphappen-s · 10 months ago
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Darcy Lewis: If you want to punish me for taking a risk, then I encourage you to do that, but do not put the rest of my team on trial for something that I suggested.
Tyler Hayward: Calm down, agent.
Darcy Lewis: This is calm, and its doctor.
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