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[headcanonthings]

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[satanic-nightjar]

*During Wandavision*

Wanda: Editors Note: What the fuck!!?

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[angelofthenight]

Agatha: Well, well, well, look at who can't keep her dick out of my mouth

Wanda: I’LL PUT MY DICK WHEREVER I WANT!

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[marvel1stan]

Natasha: Come on Wanda, repeat after me.

Natasha: See

Wanda: See

Natasha: a

Wanda: a

Natasha: therapist

Wanda: therapist

Natasha: See a therapist.

Wanda: Create a fake reality.

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[incorrect-wandavision-quotes]

Agnes: Well, if ignorance is bliss, you must be one happy fucking idiot.

Pietro: I am, thank you.

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[incorrect-random-fandom]

Wanda: Get framed for terrorism. You’ll find out who your real friends are, I promise you that.

Strange: I just feel like there are steps you could probably take before this one-

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[harkximoffslut]

Wanda: fuck you.

Agatha: no, fuck you. you’re the bottom in this relationship.

Wanda, confused: we haven’t even banged.

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[fandomnerd9602]

Y/N cuddles with Wanda on their bed…

Y/N: can I touch your belly?

Wanda: (giggles) it’s your baby too, detka

Y/N: I know. But you’re your own person and I didn’t want to infringe on your space

Wanda: I’d be more insulted if you didn’t touch my belly (giggles)

Y/N: oh alright

Y/N gently caresses Wanda’s pregnant belly. The babies kick…

Y/N nuzzles Wanda, conveying every ounce of love they can give…

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Vision: You just can’t stand the idea of Wanda and I as a couple.

Y/N: Very true. It makes me wanna puke up blood.

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[chaosvillainy]

*Y/N and Strange watching Scarlet Witch from a distance*

Y/N: That’s her. That’s the girl I have a crush on.

Y/N: Thoughts?

Strange: …

Strange: And prayers, girl.

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[cissa-calls]

Countdown to Agatha: Day 757

Natasha: “You’re a morosexual, just accept it!”

Wanda: “A what?”

Natasha: “A morosexual - it means you’re only attracted to morons”

Wanda: “I am not!”

Natasha: “Really?” *points to Y/N and Agatha*

Agatha and Y/N: *trying to slide down the banister of a three story spiral staircase*

Y/N: “If Anna did it in the opening song of Frozen, then SO CAN I” *slips off and cascades down an entire story*

Agatha: “HAHAHA” *slips and falls on top of them* “OOF”

Natasha to Wanda: “You’re doing a terrible job beating the allegations”

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[headcanonthings]

Hayward: Do you live in your own little world?

Wanda: Yes, unfortunately I have to share it with all of you.

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[satanic-nightjar]

Vision: Fist me.

Wanda: I- What the fuck!?

Vision: [ Holds out hand for fistbump]

Wanda: Right. That’s what you— right, ok, god, jesus fucking chr—

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[lifespectator]

Wanda takes Y/n to her gingerbread house

Wanda: Everything you see here is edible.

Y/n, eyeing up Wanda: Everything?

Wanda, under her breath: Everything.

Agatha: Do ya'll think before you speak?

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[incorrectquotesandmadness]

Y/N: When are we gonna fuck? Wanda: What? Y/N: Oh sorry autocorrect. When are we gonna hang out? Wanda: First of all that two words isn't even close to each other. And second of all, this is a verbal conversation..

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[incorrect-wandavision-quotes]

Wanda: I wish I could block people in real life.

Monica: Restraining order.

Agatha: Murder.

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