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#incorrect wandavision quotes
red-lipstick-bisexual · 9 months ago
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I said it before and I say it again
Thanos is barerly a villan, he's dumb bitch with poor education about sociology and economy
Oi you wanna be a villan bitch? Have some fucking style then like
Hela with her general aesthetic and comedic lines? Iconic, bi panic on full mode
And the killing? Her fighting style? She had fucking skill, and not snapping some glove like a pussy
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Killmonger, with his fucking A+ style, and general badassery, that fucking "Whassup", hell yeah, that's what I'm talking about!
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AND OF COURSE OUR SUPER VILLAN AGATHA, WITH HER FUCKING THEME SONG, AND ENJOYING EVERY FUCKING SECOND OF BEING THAT BITCH™
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Her lines? Incredible. Magic? Outstanding. Her plan? Brilliant. And that fucking theme song, I love one Dramatic Motherfucker™
Also they all do their plans themselves, because they are not cowards, but Bitchanos needed his kids to do half the job, like incompetent much?
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Wanda: Hey Pietro...
Pietro:
Wanda: [takes a deep breath]
Wanda: I'm sorry for calling you an idiot.
Wanda: But when Billy asked how to spell "orange," you asked if he was talking about the fruit or the color.
Wanda: And you caught me out off guard.
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zafirosreverie · 8 months ago
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Shopping Mall Loudspeaker: Attention, Wanda Maximoff! Please come to Security. Your girlfriend has been arrested!
Wanda: What the hell did Y/N do?!
Shopping Mall Loudspeaker: Attention, Wanda Maximoff! We have also arrested your older, evil, more scary girlfriend!
Wanda: What the hell did Agatha make Y/N do?!
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tryxter-in-the-pantry · 9 months ago
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Darcy: I heard Monica say she was going to dairy queen so I snuck into her car and she had no idea I was there
Darcy: When she asked Jimmy what he wanted and I popped up from the floor “I was thinking about a milkshake” and I swear I have never heard two government agents scream louder
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yn-incorrect · 9 months ago
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Ms. Maximoff: For sure when Peter finds a partner, he’ll start acting more mature.
Y/N and Peter:
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Marvel: Let’s make an evil villain called Agatha Harkness who manipulates people the fans will hate her
Fans: WANDA x AGATHA SHIP YES
Marvel:
Marvel: Why do I even bother-
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red-lipstick-bisexual · 9 months ago
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Not to be gay, but Hot damn, new Wanda's outfit is fucking HOT
Like forget that ugly ass corset, that was not only OVERLY showing, but doing nothing to my girl's beauty
But this!
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Hot. Fucking. Damn.
THIS. IS. AN. OUTFIT.
I am simping ✨Respectfully✨
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Wanda: Ow! Son of a bi-
Vision: *gesturing to Billy and Tommy* Wanda! Children!
Wanda: ..iscuit. Son of a biscuit.
Agnes: Nice save.
Wanda: Yeah. Fucking nailed it.
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agxthahxrkness · 6 months ago
Darcy: I dare you to kiss your crush for $100...
Agatha:
Darcy: or your enemy for $300.
Agatha: *squints*
Darcy: *confused*
Agatha: I expect my $400 soon.
Darcy: wait, what?
Agatha: WANDA! COME OVER HERE!!
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pietrosnowimoff · 10 months ago
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Darcy: *absolutely riveted by WandaVision, chowing down on some popcorn*
Jimmy: Do you think we should call someone about this? Like the Avengers?
Darcy, at a plot twist: NO
Jimmy: Oh, ok
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