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#incorrect wangxian

wei wuxian: [trips and lands on lan zhan] oh, i’m so sorry

lan wangji: no, it’s okay

wei wuxian: [snuggling into lan zhan’s chest] i’m sooo clumsy

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[wangxian glaring at each other]

lan sizhui: are they fighting again?

wei wuxian, yelling: YOUR EYES BRING ME BACK TO EARTH AND MAKE ME REALIZE THAT LIFE WITHOUT YOU IS MEANINGLESS!

lan wangji, also yelling: WELL, YOUR SMILE IS ALL IT TAKES FOR ME TO WANT TO LEAVE EVERYTHING BEHIND FOR YOU!

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Wei Wuxian: [at a party] wow I can't believe you guys are making me kiss Lan Zhan haha
Jiang Cheng: we're not-
Wei Wuxian: you guys are ridiculous lmao
Nie Huaisang: we never said-
Wei Wuxian: [kisses Lan Zhan] haha you guys sure are wild
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Wei Ying: A-Yuan, you look sad? Did something happen at lessons today?
Lan Sizhui: Just… Someone was mean to me, mom…
Lan Wangji *starting to look for his sword because how dare* 
Wei Ying: Uhm, how about we let him tell us what happened before you murder someone, Lan Zhan?
Lan Wangji *reluctantly calming down, still murderuous*
Wei Ying: Just tell mom and dad what happened, hm?
Lan Sizhui: They said that uhm… you can’t be my mom since you’re a man.
Jiang Cheng, from the other room: They have a point, kid!
Wei Ying & Lan Wangji collectively: NO ONE ASKED YOU!
Wei Ying, looking at his son again: What did you do when they said such rude things to you, A-Yuan?
Lan Sizhui: Uhm, well… *looking rather nervously at dad*
Lan Wangji: Sizhui? What did you do?
Lan Sizhui: I… I… Please, promise you wont hate me!!!
Wei Ying: Silly boy, mom and dad could never hate you.
Lan Wangji: Hate is what we preserve for those outside family. Or not so close family… *glaring in Jiang Cheng’s direction*
Wei Ying: Lan Zhan, we’re trying to be supportive parents here, please, stop looking for an excuse to kill my brother. You already have plenty of them.
Lan Sizhui: Is it true that you aren’t really my mom because you’re a man?
Wei Ying: Of course not. We’re cultivators, A-Yuan. You’re trying to say that a man who rose from the dead, forged a magical weapon deadly enough to threaten the very existance of mankind and is still looking this handsome after all that, can’t be a mother just because he has no womb
Lan Wangji *just nodding like this is perfectly reasonable which, of course, it is*
Lan Sizhui:
But… If you don’t have a womb…? How did you birth me?
Wei Ying *rolling his eyes fondly*: Well, I just picked you up, planted you in the soil and then you started to grow. And then, dad picked you up once you were done growing with me.
Jiang Cheng, from the other room: It’s still not the same!
Wei Ying *nodding at his fuming husband*: I can take it from here, love, you let Bichen loose on my brother and I’ll explain the birds and the bees to our son, okay?
Lan Wangji *raises to defend husband’s honor*
Jiang Cheng *starting to run*
Wei Ying *kissing his son’s cheek*:
Now, tell mom what you said.
Lan Sizhui *nervously looking at mom while hearing dad running after a yelling Jiang Cheng*: I… I told them to… go fuck themselves…
Lan Wangji *still chasing after rude brother-in-law*: Lan Sizhui!
Wei Ying: THAT’S my boy! Mom is proud of you, A-Yuan!
Jiang Cheng, now running on the roof top: I was wrong, I was wrong! You’re clearly your momma’s boy, Sizhui! Stop chasing me, Wangji, I admit I was wrong!
Wei Ying: See? All you need to be a mother, is someone chasing after people who say you aren’t a mother with a sword.
Lan Wangji and Jiang Cheng collectively: HE’S NOT TAKING A SWORD TO CLASSES!
Wei Ying, pleased with himself:
And that, my son, is how you make your father and uncle forget about killing each other and remember their sacred bond.
Lan Sizhui: You mean the bond of family?
Wei Ying: No, no! The sacred bond of being two of the closest living relatives to the world’s most annoying man and still not loosing their minds.
Lan Zichen *coming in to look at the disaster*: Wangji, please stop running after your brother in law for whatever your husband and mother of your child did this time.
Jiang Cheng: Why are you encouraging this, Zichen?!
Lan Sizhui: Because you’re being a stupid, mean…
Lan Wangji: Don’t disrespect your uncle!
Wei Ying: You’re the one chasing him, stupid!
Lan Zichen: Stop being rude to your brother, Wei Ying!
Lan Sizhui *having had so enough of this*: Like that’s gonna happen…
Jiang Cheng: IS THAT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR MOTHER, YOUNG MAN?! YOU COME BACK RIGHT NOW AND ASK HER FOR FORGIVENESS!
Wei Ying: Uhm, I’m still a man, but thanks… I guess?
Lan Sizhui: I’m going to live with Uncle Ning for a few days… At least he’s normal!
Jiang Cheng: He’s a walking dead…
Wei Ying *honestly confused*: So?
Lan Zichen, also confused: That’s… pretty well-known…
Lan Wangji *still murderous*: You have a problem with zombie uncles now too?
Lan Sizhui *being so fucking DONE*: I DIDN’T ASK TO BE BORN IN THIS FUCKING FAMILY!!! *running off to his room to pack a bag*
Wei Ying: Well…
Jiang Cheng: I guess we can agree on that, at least.
Lan Zichen, ever the one to avoid a conflict if possible: Good! Now that we’re all agreeing, how about we have tea?
Jing Cheng: Still no womb…
Lan Wangji *muttering while putting his sword away*: That’s it, we’re going off birth control tonight…
Jiang Cheng: What?
Lan Zichen: What?
Wei Ying: What?!
Lan Wangji: I have spoken.

*dead silence for a whole thirty, awkward seconds*

Lan Zichen: Tea?
Wei Ying, to Wangji: Not tonight, love, my period just…
Jiang Cheng: Someone, please, just fucking stab me… 

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WWX: I don't wanna be his "boyfriend."
JC: Well, what do you want then?
WWX: I don't know! I just want to be with him. All the time.
WWX: I want to hear about his day and tell him about mine.
WWX: I want to hold his hand and smell his hair.
WWX: But I don't want to be his stupid boyfriend!
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