#incorrect wangxian

[incorrect-web-novels]

Lan Wangji: What if we went to dinner... not as friends? Wei Wuxian: AS ENEMIES???

#source: unknown #sourcer: wackybuddiemewbs #lan wangji #lwj #lan zhan #wei wuxian #wwx #wei ying #wangxian #lan wangji x wei wuxian #incorrect quotes #incorrect wangxian #incorrect wangxian quotes #incorrect mdzs quotes #incorrect mo dao zu shi quotes #incorrect godc quotes #incorrect the untamed quotes #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #godc #the founder of diabolism #the founder of evil magic #the untamed

[twenty-orange-balloons]

Wei Wuxian: We're gonna be friends someday, Lan Zhan, one way or another! Mark my words!

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Wei Wuxian: I told you we would be friends someday!

Lan Wangji: No.

Wei Wuxian: No?

Lan Wangji: Husbands.

Wei Wuxian: Husbands! That's even better!

Lan Wangji: Mn. It is.

#mdzs #cql #wangxian #incorrect wangxian #incorrect mdzs #incorrect cql #cell rambles

[jubileesstuff]

Wei Wuxian: I owe you one.

Lan Wangji: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

#lan wangji #wei wuxian #incorrect the untamed #incorrect mdzs #incorrect wangxian #wangxian #wei ying #lan zhan #nie huaisang #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation

[lovewanxian]

Lan Wangji: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?

Wei Wuxian, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?

A-Yuan, whispering: Because I have little hands.

Wei Wuxian to Lan Wangji: Because he has little hands.

#mdzs #the untamed #wangxian #wei wuxian #wei ying #lan wangji #lan zhan #lan sizhui #incorrect mdzs quotes #wen yuan

[achromaticbibliophile]

Hua Cheng: My husband can wear whatever he wants because people are scared of him.

Luo Binghe: My husband can wear whatever he wants because I can fight.

Lan Wangji: My husband can wear whatever he wants because he’s a hoe and I knew that before we got married.

#incorrect quotes #MXTX #svsss #mdzs #tgcf #hualian #bingqiu #wangxian #Hua Cheng #luo Binghe #Lan Wangji #am I wrong tho

[twistedappletree]

wei wuxian: *appears with a screeching murder of crows, creepy black tendrils sprouting out of his body, glowing red eyes and a corpse-summoning hell flute*

lan wangji: move in with me

#he’s literally me whenever I see a cute goth girl #they’re so lesbian coded honestly #LWJ always had that u-haul parked and ready #mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #mdzs crack #mdzs meme #mdzs shitposting #incorrect mdzs #incorrect quotes #wei wuxian #wei ying #lan wangji #lan zhan #hanguang jun #wangxian #yiling patriarch #yiling laozu #apple memes 🍎 #my favorite he/him lesbians ✨🦄 #disclaimer that this is a shitpost and is not meant to be accurate to canon in any way #but it IS accurate in my head

[5-pounds-of-carrots]

i mean what else is there to do after one defeats the Xuanwu of Slaughter ?

#mxtx #mdzs #wangxian #wei wuxian #incorrect mdzs #lan wangji #definitely not the last time he’s gonna wait for his wife to wake up lol

[wangxian-on-repeat]

Wei Wuxian: would you still think i’m hot if i was evil

Lan Wangji: if by “evil” you mean rebelling against the orthodoxy that was actually so incredibly attractive i almost threw up though i actively tried to ignore it at the time

Lan Wangji: your face is very red, what is wrong

#wei wuxian #wei ying #lan wangji #lan zhan #wangxian #mdzs #cql #the untamed #mdzs meme #cql meme #the untamed meme #incorrect mdzs #incorrect cql #incorrect the untamed #cringe fail insane husbands

[uncorrectintamed]

Lan Xichen: Just be casual. Try some light flirting.

Lan Wangji: Okay. I can do that.

[Later]

Wei Wuxian: Nice work! High Five!

Lan Wangji: [intertwines their fingers]

Wei Wuxian: Wh-

Lan Wangji: I'm in love with you.

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wangxian #lan xichen #incorrect quotes #right in front of my salad #900

[nixster627]

Wei Wuxian: What's your type?

Lan Wangji: Kind, smart and also dumb, brave, a good fighter.

Wei Wuxian: That kinda sounds like me. Too bad I'm not a woman.

Lan Wangji: Did I mention dumb?

Wei Wuxian: Yes.

Lan Wangji: Good. Just making sure.

#after that he immediately recommmends mianmian to lwj #mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #cql #mxtx #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs #incorrect cql #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wangxian #source: tiktok

[theineffableoystercatcher]

Wei Wuxian: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives Lan Wangji: I wake up at 5am Wei Wuxian: Wei Wuxian: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

#mdzs #the untamed #wangxian #lan wangji #wei wuxian #incorrect mdzs #incorrect quotes #mdzs incorrect quotes #cql #incorrect cql

[wangxian-the-zhijis]

Lwj: *softly* ouch…

Wwx: What happened?!

Lwj: Nothing. I just nicked my finger while cleaning Bichen.

Wwx: Aw, here. *kisses his finger*

Lwj: What’s that for?

Wwx: Shijie does that to me! It’s supposed to make you feel better!

—Later—

Lwj: Brother, may I ask you to please punch me in the mouth?

Lxc: … Brother???

Jwy: Can I volunteer?

(Insp.)

#the untamed #cql #lan wangji #lan zhan #wei wuxian #wei ying #wangxian #mdzs #incorrect mdzs #incorrect mdzs quotes #incorrect quotes #lan xichen #lan huan #jiang cheng #jiang wanyin

[twenty-orange-balloons]

Lan Wangji: I have a sword and I'm not afraid to use it.

Wei Wuxian, slowly sliding a finger up the hilt: You promise?

Lan Wangji: *horrified blushing*

#mdzs #cql #wangxian #wei wuxian #mo dao zu shi #lan wangji #incorrect wangxian #incorrect mdzs #incorrect cql #INCENSE BURNER EXTRA IS HILARIOUS OKAY #HE STUCK A SWORD UP HIS ASS 🤣 #Wei Wuxian is a weirdo and I love that

[jubileesstuff]

Wei Wuxian : Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.

Wei Wuxian, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.

#incorrect wei wuxian #incorrect mdzs #incorrect mxtx #incorrect wangxian #wangxian #lan Wangji #wei ying #lan zhan #incorrect the untamed

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Lan Wangji: Jiang Wanyin, I’m asking permission to marry your brother.

Jiang Cheng: What is this, the dark ages? Since you asked, no you can’t. Beat me in a duel first.

#source: unknown #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs #mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #lan Wangji #wangxian

[lovewanxian]

Lan Wangji: I can love a person and still admit when they're wrong. I love Wei Ying but can acknowledge his flaws (he has none) and can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he's never done anything wrong in his life) and call him out for his actions (which are always correct)

#mdzs #the untamed #wangxian #lan wangji #lan zhan #wei wuxian #wei ying #incorrect mdzs quotes