Brokenstar: Something’s off.
Tallstar: Maybe you’ve finally developed regular emotions and feel bad for hurting cats.
Brokenstar: No, but that’s funny.
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Tallstar: ya Firestar had to kill Scourge
Jake: *wild* - it's a small world after all
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Quote from @warriors-as-shit-ive-said
Do you wanna see my process for this art style?
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Sleep Deprived #3
Tim: Ok, There is a pack of wolves and there is another pack of wolves and one is trying to take over the other's territory. Then there are ninjas that kidnap me, I turn into a cat and there is this monster and we get free then I find my evil brother who is a wizard and he kidnapped my older sister and tried to turn her evil with this dark-magic sword then-
Damian: I really don't want to hear this story.
Tim: Then the ninjas come back and-
Damian: There are ninjas?
Tim: Yes. From the beginning.
Damian: *starting to walk away*
Tim: Listen! LISTEN!!!
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Baxter: Charlie! CHARLIE! CAN YOU COME UPSTAIRS THAT FUCKING CAT SNUCK IN THE HOUSE!!
Cursed Cat Alastor: *existing*
Baxter: oh shit- please... CHARLIE CAN YOU COME UPSTAIRS THAT FUCKING CAT- IT CAME IN THE HOUSE! I'M UNDER THE BED!
Cursed Cat Alastor: *starts approaching*
Baxter: Charlie- AH NO NO NO HERE IT COMES- CHARLIE! I'M SORRY I'M SORRY-!
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Fireheart: "Oh no! We're all doomed by the narrative!" Maybe you are. I'm the narrative's favorite.
-years later-
Firestar: As it turns out, this is not a good thing for me.
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Arthur: That was very specifically YOUR fault.
Merlin: it wasn’t my fault!
Merlin: It was DESTINY’S fault!
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Graystripe: Do you want to know your gay name?
Firestar: My... my gay name?
Graystripe: Yeah, it's your first name-
Firestar: Haha. Very funny Graystripe-
Graystripe: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.
Firestar: Oh- oh my god.
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Rose: Is that Warrior Cats Volume 2 and a fire extinguisher?
Dave: guess which one is our new lawn decoration
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Arthur: Will you fight beside me?
Merlin: Always.
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Darkstripe: Oh my Tigerstar.
Mistyfoot: Don't you mean 'oh my stars'?
Darkstripe: You worship your god, I'll worship mine.
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bluestar: fuck you. imagine a biblically accurate angel eating your walls
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Firestar, to Scourge after he "kills" him: *laughing* You fool... I HAVE SEVENTY ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS
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New Style Unlocked!
Credit goes to @warriors-as-shit-ive-said for the quote!
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camila, bursting in: my day was just made!
mother superion, not looking up from her book: what kind of cat was it?
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Cursed Cat Alastor: *exists*
Angel Dust: Charlie! Yo there's a stray cat outside! I don't want it starting a fight with Luci...
Snek Lucifer: ... 😡
Angel Dust: Don't worry Luci, it's okay. Pspsps it's okay Luci, don't worry about it. CHARLIE! There's a weird fucking stray cat outside! It looks...
Cursed Cat Alastor: 👁️👁️
Angel Dust: It looks like Alastor the fucking thing. Hey, get the fuck outta here! I don't even know if that's a fucking cat... BLINK MOTHAFUCKA!
Cursed Cat Alastor: *Approaches menacingly*
Angel Dust: AAAAAAAAAA NO NO NO NO NO NO NO-
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