#incorrect warriors quotes

[alien-slushie]

Minnowpaw: We're like a big happy family! And I'm the Dad! Mousepaw is the Mom-

Mousepaw: How am I the Mom? What gender roles are we pushing here?

Hollypaw: I know you're going to say I'm the kid, but I'm not! I'll be the Gay Emo Cousin!

Lionpaw: I'll be the Son! The hotshot, who's only dream is...to be a star!

Breezepaw: I feel like I'd be a Fresh Out of Jail Uncle.

Jaypaw: And I'm the Sassy Aunt. Who talks sh*t about everyone.

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[blxestar]

Bluefur, to Thistleclaw: Ok, let’s tell each other a secret about ourselves. I’m gonna go first.

Also Bluefur: I hate you.

#ooc #free to rb! #source: vine #post is mine #incorrect warriors quotes

[jabthemoth]

I'm back and worse than ever!

#Linked Universe #lu incorrect quotes #lu Hyrule #lu Legend #lu Wild #lu Twilight #lu Warriors #lu Sky #lu Wind #lu Four #lu Time #Jabberings #I started this in October last year #took a three month break #and finished it at 4pm this afternoon while having the Worst caffeine jitters I've ever had #I'm still vibrating like a Chihuahua it's awful #anyway enjoy

[stardust948]

Zuko, trying to join the Kyoshi Warriors: Why not?

Suki: No boys allowed.

Zuko: You let Sokka joined!

Suki: Boys. As in plural. That slot is full. No more.

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[ambriel-angstwitch]

Iroh: Zuko, where'd you get that bruise?

Zuko: *flashback to falling off a rooftop while talking with Sokka*

Zuko: i'm in a gang, uncle

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[demiboydemon]

Zelda: well that’s a rude reply

Link, now wanting flatbread: no, no, he has a point

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[caliphoria17]

insp.

#Bea so would #😂😂😂 #Avatrice #Warrior Nun #Ava Silva #Sister Beatrice #WN incorrect quotes #WN text post #Warrior Nun edit #My edit

[crazylittlejester]

Time: *sighs* We can’t manipulate, mansplain, malewife our way out of this one, Captain

Warriors: *loosening his scarf just a bit* Manwhore it is

#i dunno if this has been done before but it came to me in a vision #wars is ace to me but i dont think he’s afraid to bat his eyelashes to get what he wants #hes pretty he knows it and he’s used it to his advantage before #absolute dumbass #incorrect quotes #linked universe #linkeduniverse #lu warriors #lu wars #warriors linked universe #linked universe warriors #lu time #time linked universe #jes talks

[luciennelune]

I just remembered a book trilogy called The Hero's Guide by Christopher Healy, and can I say, it has some of the most ridiculous quotes that fit the LU boys so well??

(I got the quotes from here and here but again, they're all from Christopher Healy books.)

#linked universe #linkeduniverse #lu legend #lu time #lu sky #lu wind #lu four #lu hyrule #lu warriors #lu wild #lu incorrect quotes

[taikoturtle]

x

#warrior nun #avatrice #sister beatrice #ava silva #incorrect warrior nun quotes #myedit #back on my bullshit with the dumb posts #this has probably been done before #warrior nun crack

[alien-slushie]

Graystripe: I need an adult!

Fireheart: Graystripe, you are a full fledged warrior.

Graystripe: Oohhh

Graystripe:...

Graystripe, eyes widening in terror: oh no.

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[ostropest]

my ko-fi

#couldn't resist to use this quote again 😅 #apparently it fits to all my ships 😂 #warrior nun #awatrice #ava x beatrice #ava silva #sister beatrice #warrior nun crack #warrior nun incorrect quotes

[jabthemoth]

My favourite hc is that the chain get into really heated debates over the most trivial things because there's only one braincell and they all have to share

#if the conversation looks weird it's because that's how the og post went #Linked Universe #lu Sky #lu Four #lu Warriors #lu Wild #lu Twilight #lu Wind #lu Hyrule #lu Legend #lu Time #lu incorrect quotes #Jabberings

[legendofzoodles]

Four: Try explaining your fight with Ganon or whatever evil was wrecking your kingdom, but without context.

Wind: Old-ass wizard kicks around some minors while the only other adult is a shapeshifting boat-man who prioritised claiming some triangles. Beat that. 

Four: I’m sorry, what?

Wind: That’s how Grandma saw it. But I get it, he did take a few pot shots at me and especially Tetra.

Time: [remembering when Ganondorf, chasing after Zelda on horseback, stopped his pursuit solely to blast a 9 year old in the face and monologue]

Time: Sounds like him.

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Wild: Appointed knight finally fulfills his mission after waiting 100 years to reload his save.

The Chain: What?

Time: That sucks, I only waited seven. 

The Chain: What?!

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Twilight: Local ranch-hand stops a nightmare induced apocalypse alongside an imp who’s a princess and a hermit, who’s also a princess.  

Time: [clears his throat]

Twilight: After screaming at the moon vocal coaching from a ghost stalking the entire journey, who wasn’t a princess. 

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Sky: Local daydreamer wakes up, fights god, and wins. 

Wild: I mean...did you though?

Legend: Yeah, jury’s still out on that one.

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Hyrule: Mute kid brutalises pigman after assembling wish granting triangles, and saves the princess. He does it again years later.

Wild: You were silent back then?

Hyrule: Well, I couldn’t speak because I didn’t know the language. After saving the first Zelda she asked members of the nobility teach me- and how to read and write.

Twilight: Did you bite them when they tried to scold you for getting an answer wrong?

Hyrule: You did that too?!

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Warriors: Pairs of powerful fighters from across the ages band together to defeat creepy time sorceress, then conquer red-maned wizard. 

Legend: Ugh, the power of friendship. Really?

Warriors: Comradery, actually. 

Legend: [mimicking his tone] Cringe, actually. 

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Legend: Which one?

Four: Choose your favourite.

Legend: [thinks for a moment] A scarf wearing hooded hobo breaks into my house on several occasions and stages a coup to save two worlds. 

Four: What...were you doing?

Legend: [sighing] All the hard work. 

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Thanks for reading! 

Masterlist

9th place in the LU character design ranking

Character analysis posts:

Hero of the Sky, Hero of Time, Hero of Twilight, Hero of the Wild, Hero of Warriors

Parkour team - LU drabble

How each member of the chain laughs - LU headcanon

I didn't know what to do for Time since I've already made the speedrunning puberty joke and I don't know much about Four's adventures.

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[tentimesthecourage]

Legend:(speaking Lorulian) Warriors: I know, I know.  Time: You speak Lorulian?  Warriors: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Legend speaks. 

#linked universe #incorrect quotes #lu legend #lu warriors #lu time

[incorrect-xena-quotes]

Gabrielle: I'd follow Xena to hell and back but I wish she'd stop going there.

#incorrect xena quotes #incorrect quotes #xena warrior princess #xena: warrior princess #xena and gabrielle #xena #gabrielle #source: tumblr