yangyang: what's a synonym?
ten: it's two words or phrases, that mean the same thing
yangyang: can you give me an example?
ten: "forgive me father, for I have sinned" and "sorry daddy, I've been naughty"
kun: great! now the english language is canceled!
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Kun: Ten, what are the symptoms of teenage depression?
Ten: why?
Kun: Yangyang was doing laundry earlier and he dropped a sock then I heard him say, "why has god forsaken me?"
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Kun: on a count of three I want you all to say something you like about yourselves
Yangyang: my tits!
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WayV Incorrect quotes
yangyang: i cut my finger and it's bleeding
kun: just put pressure on it
yangyang, to his finger: if you don't get a job your family will disown you
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THE EX - FACTOR ─ xdj. ♪ ⋆゚⊹
nobody ever gets over their ex.
Men have such audacity. Your ex boyfriend Xiaojun, who you're maybe not quite over yet, did a duet with the hottest girl in the industry to the song you first sang together after you started dating, and now the internet won't shut up about them being the nation's sweethearts. When you retaliated by singing the song he wrote for you with his best friend, you might have gone a bit far. But revenge is revenge, and a competition is brewing that the world isn't ready for.
# pairing: ex!xiaojun x idol!fem!reader
# genre: exes to lovers, smau, lots of crack
# warnings: substance use, lots of cursing and insults, slut shaming /hj, bi reader, I'm still not funny
# featuring: some of wayv + txt choi line + sungchan + renjun + ningning & karina
# playlist: die for you by the weeknd, all for love by wayv, still into you by paramore, not for sale by enhypen, miracle by wayv
# status: ongoing! updates will likely be up to three times a week (slightly inconsistent)
📂 note!! hey guys! I was so sad that l&t is still on hiatus that I decided to pick up a new smau bc I'm literally obsessed with xiaojun :D hope u enjoy!! I'm so not funny help
# taglist: @msxflower @enhacolor @hiqhkey @theskzvibe @xtra-cheese @cwsana @stopeatread @kwnshi @nineooooo @asteriaskingdom
# network tags: @nctcreations @k-radio @k-vanity @ficscafe @kflixnet
taglist is open! send a message or an ask if you'd like to be added, or to my perm taglist! <3
00. profiles --- one | two
01. what is xiaorina
02. taste his furry
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Xiaojun: why does that guy setting a house that looks like our house on fire look like Hendery?
Kun, sighing: because that is Hendery and that was our house.
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YangYang: *on the table at the wayV dorm* Attention!
*all members gather round*
YangYang: *Gets off the table* thanks for the attention. That will be all
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ten: old people at weddings always poke me and say "you're next"
ten: they say, it's a tradition
ten: so i started doing the same thing at funerals
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Taeyong: Okay. Does anyone have any questions?
Yangyang: If cows ruled the world, would they drink human milk?
Jeno:...about the choreo, Yangyang.
Hendery: No wait now I'm curious.
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