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#incorrect wayv quotes
full-hd-sun · 10 months
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yangyang: what's a synonym?
ten: it's two words or phrases, that mean the same thing
yangyang: can you give me an example?
ten: "forgive me father, for I have sinned" and "sorry daddy, I've been naughty"
kun: great! now the english language is canceled!
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Hendery: Hello friends.
Wayv:
Hendery: You might be wondering why I'm taped to the ceiling.
Yangyang: *kicks roll of duct tape under the sofa while whistling*
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12ducksinarow · 1 year
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Hendery: My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.
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ego-like-sandwich · 1 year
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Hendery: man I love eating crabs. The way you have to destroy their hard shell, hurt yourself in the process only to get the tiny amount of sweet meat this once-living-treasure-box had?? It brings me back to the core of my wild animal self.
Kun: I don't think I have ever felt so disturbed in my life.
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kazuha-pista-badam · 2 years
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yangyang: goodnight moon.
yangyang: goodnight tree.
yangyang: goodnight ghosts that only i can see.
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diorjeonghan · 2 years
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Ten: *on the phone* Just snap his kneecaps and hell talk, I'm at a parent teacher conference.
Ten: *hangs up* Anyways, you said Yangyang is enjoying finger painting? That's great!
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00127am · 1 month
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YOU HAVE A NEW LIKE! select NCT members as hinge messages i've received 𓍯𓂃 all for shits & giggles! warnings cursing, yang's (14) mentions a kys joke, taeyong's second message (17) mentions blood
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🧾 © 00127am 2O24
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bunnypig18 · 3 months
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NCT Text Posts (8) | (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7)
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meowmk · 1 month
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nct crack tweets (pt1/?)
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what-if-nct · 7 months
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Doyoung: You are raising criminals.
Taeyong: They aren't criminals.
Doyoung: Who here has committed arson?
Renjun, Yangyang, Haechan, Yuta, Hendery & Chenle: *raises hands*
Doyoung: Who here has sold drugs?
Johnny, Jaehyun, Yuta, Hendery, Chenle, Jisung, Haechan, Yangyang, & Winwin: *raises hands*
Doyoung: Prostitution.
Yuta, Ten, Jungwoo, Taeyong, & Xiaojun: *raises hands*
Winwin: I didn't realize that's what the blind date Ten set me up on was.
Xiaojun: Why'd you keep doing it after you found out?
Winwin: That is none of your business.
Doyoung: Money laundering?
Chenle, Kun & Winwin: *raises hands*
Doyoung: Tax evasion?
Kun: That company went under so it doesn't count.
Doyoung: Attempted murder?
Renjun, Haechan, Yuta and Yangyang: *raises hands*
Doyoung: Murder?
Renjun: I was acquitted of those charges!
Haechan: They never found proper evidence against me!
Yuta & Chenle: *slowly raises hands*
Doyoung: You were saying?
Taeyong: They have their reasons and did nothing wrong.
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f9smaragdine · 5 months
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YangYang
He is type of guy who would never admit that he cares for you but knows about your every move. Who would be ready to hang out with you whenever you ask. Guy who rather have more fun playfully teasing you and playing with you. Who would always dream about you but his lips will never dare to form a word. Just looking at you like his wide smile like kid's ones when they see there favorite candy.
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full-hd-sun · 7 months
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priest: liu yangyang, do you take wong kunhang as your lawfully wedded husband?
yangyang: i scooby-dooby-doo
hendery: i want a divorce
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Xiaojun: You have £4000, Hendery needs £2000 and Yangyang needs £1000. How much money do you have left?
Winwin: £4000 and 2 unread messages.
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12ducksinarow · 1 year
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*Johnny taking off his shirt*
Xiaojun: Ten, you’re staring
Ten: respectfully
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ego-like-sandwich · 1 year
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Winwin: I once saw Xiaojun smash an entire bag of cheetos to dust only so he could lick it off his fingers
Xiaojun: the forbidden dip lolly
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hugs2doie · 11 months
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hii! can you make wayv possessive texts pls? i have seen the yangyang ones and i have thought about how the others would be (sorry if it is not well written, english is not my first language) 🫶🏻
OFCC AND DW, IRS NOT MINE EITHER BUE UR ENGLUSH IS GREAT!! HOPE U LIKE IR MWAH
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wayv possessive texts !
pairing: bf!wayv x gn!reader
genre: idk..
warnings: stalking (?) idk but hendery followed y/n around
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reqs r open !
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