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Hooky: #1
Nico: So which of you is the oldest?
Dorian: It doesn’t matter which of us was born first, we’re twins. We’re the same age.
Dani: It’s me, I’m the oldest.
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incorrectbatfam · 2 months
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Can we please see Steph actually giving Margie a reverse discount.
Margie: I don't care about your stupid policy or if you're the assistant manager. I'm the customer and the customer is always right. Now honor my coupon or I'm calling Batman on you for fraud.
Steph: Okay.
Steph: *scans the coupon*
Steph: Your new total is $125, up 25% from the original $100.
Steph: That coupon was recalled for a reason.
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shuutingstar · 26 days
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Welcome to your obligated dose of incorrect quotes!
Aiden: oh complain, complain! You know, when life gives you lemons—
Tyler: I COMPLAIN ABOUT THE LEMONS!
Ashlyn: can you suggest me a book that made you cry?
Ben, typing on his notes app: general mathematics 6th edition.
Taylor: how do you tell someone their mouth stinks without being rude?
Aiden: I’m bored, let’s drink mouthwash.
Tyler: what do you have planned for the future?
Ashlyn: lunch.
Tyler: I meant long term.
Ashlyn: dinner.
Aiden: which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen or seven and five ARE thirteen?
Logan: neither, because it’s twelve.
Tyler: in your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Ashlyn, turning to Aiden: how tall are you?
Aiden: if Ben and I were drowning, who’d you save?
Ashlyn: you two can’t swim?
Aiden: it’s a hypothetical question, Ash! Who would you save?
Ashlyn: my time and effort.
Taylor: you have to apologise, Tyler!
Tyler: fine.
Tyler: ‘unfuck you’ or whatever.
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shyjusticewarrior · 2 months
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Wayne Family Adventures Incorrect Quotes
Damian: I got a pet snake! What should I name him?
Bruce: You what-
Jason: William Snakespeare.
Duke: I hate when people say "well if your friends jumped off a bridge would you do it too?" Like obviously not, no.
Duke: Cause I'd do it first. I'm a leader, not a follower.
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incorrect-nevermore · 2 months
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Lenore: Annabel talks in her sleep, it’s adorable, honestly.
[Cut to the previous night]
Annabel, sort of twisting, and turning lightly in her sleep: Fuck you- ya.. bloody bastard… I’ll rip your head off..
Lenore, laying on her side, looking at Annabel lovingly: Kick their ass, sweetheart.
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Lenore : *currently dealing with Montressor, ada in her spectre form, going through her worst fear, fighting people*
Pluto in the back beating the shit out of will with a crowbar: JUSTICE FOR DUKE MOTHER FUCKERS!!! *hits him again*
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comic-book-fan-us · 2 months
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Annabel Lee: Lenore, we tried things your way.
Lenore: No, we didn't.
Annabel Lee: I did it in my head and it didn't work.
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iamumbra195 · 12 days
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School Bus Graveyard incorrect quotes because I'm bored
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Taylor: Look how creepy it is looking down this hallway.
Ashlyn: I'm gonna get vertigo.
Aiden: I'm a Virgo!
Tyler, deadpan: No, you're a virgin.
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Aiden: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Tyler: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Aiden: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING ASHLYN WITH ME
Logan, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
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Taylor: Why is Tyler so upset?
Logan: He took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes
Taylor: And...?
Logan: He got Aiden.
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Ashlyn: What did you do with the phantom's body?
Aiden: What didn’t I do with the body?
Everyone:
Aiden: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the phantom respectfully.
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Aiden: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Logan: Aiden, no.
Ben, with text to speech: Mistlefoe.
Logan: Please stop encouraging him.
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Taylor: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Tyler: You’re a hazard to society
Aiden: And a coward. DO TWENTY.
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Emma, trying to be nice to Ashlyn's new friends: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Mike, excited for his daughter: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?
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Logan: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Ben: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Aiden: Smad.
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Ashlyn: Why are you on the floor?
Aiden: I'm depressed.
Aiden: Also I was stabbed, can you get Ben, please.
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Taylor: Aiden and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Ashlyn, sighing: What did he do?
Taylor: he chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Aiden: Who wants a steering wheel?
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Aiden: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Logan: How am I supposed to know?
Tyler: You say that as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
Logan: ...You wouldn't be trapped.
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Ashlyn: Tyler, keep an eye on Aiden today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Tyler: Sure, I’d love to see him get punched.
Ashlyn: Try again.
Tyler, sighing: I will stop Aiden from getting punched.
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Aiden, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Tyler: You did WHAT–
Ben: William Snakespeare
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Ashlyn: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Taylor: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Ashlyn: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Aiden: edible
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Taylor, whispering to Aiden, who’s on the phone with Ashlyn: Ask her something!
Aiden: How are you feeling?
Ashlyn: Fine.
Taylor: Something personal!
Aiden: At what age did you start hearing voices?
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Aiden: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited
Logan: If?
Tyler: Great, the only party I’d actually go to and he might not even die.
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Logan: We need a distraction.
Ashlyn: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Aiden, whispering: My time has come
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Tyler: Where are you going?
Taylor: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there
Tyler: I'll come with
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Mike, buying a whole bag of knives, guns and other weapons like he's going to war on a random Tuesday: I can explain
Jacob (shop owner): Can you?
Mike: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
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Taylor: Heads up, if you try to make a candle with food colouring, it will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food colouring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food colouring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter.
Tyler, sighing: What did you do?
Taylor, wailing: A MISTAKE
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Mr. Thomas: What are your goals?
Ashlyn: To pet all the dogs.
Mr. Thomas: No, I meant your goals for this trip.
Ashlyn: To pet all the dogs in Savannah.
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Logan: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?
Ashlyn: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak?
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Taylor: Aiden isn’t answering their phone
Ashlyn: I’ll call
Taylor: Ben and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Aiden: Hello?
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Aiden: I was arrested for being too cool.
Tyler: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
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Aiden: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much
Taylor: You’ve been to jail?
Aiden: Once. In Monopoly.
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Mike: You love me, right?
Emma: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.
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Aiden: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Ashlyn: Okay
Aiden: And make out during the scary parts.
Ashlyn: The-
Ashlyn: The scary parts?
Ashlyn: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
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Ashlyn: How petty can you get?
Tyler: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
Taylor: I KNEW IT-
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Aiden: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
Logan: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.
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Mike: So what’s for dinner?
Emma, staring at the food she just burnt: Regret.
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That's all for today!
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doorp · 5 months
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Lenore: I like women who can and WILL kill me
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dearllorenna · 3 months
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Eleceed: #1
Jiwoo: Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk?
Wooin: [sighing] Jisuk’s.
Jisuk: Fuck shit up out there, but don't die.
Subin: [wiping away a tear] Inspirational.
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phsmloves · 2 months
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Y/N: Hey, get me some water.
Elite: I'm Charles Choi, the Chairman of HNH group.
Y/N: Okay Charles Choi, the Chairman of HNH group. Get me some water.
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incorrectbatfam · 5 months
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Stephanie, as a barista: *putting whipped cream on a drink*
Margie: Um, excuse me, I didn't ask for whipped cream.
Stephanie: Oh, you didn't ask for whipped cream?
Margie: Nuh-uh.
Stephanie: Did you say that at the register?
Margie: Yeah.
Stephanie: Okay, so that means that this isn't your fucking drink, so if you could kindly sit your ass down and I will call you when your drink is ready.
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shyjusticewarrior · 2 months
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Wayne Family Adventures Incorrect Quotes Pt 3
Tim: I made a pot of kool-aid.
Jason: You don't make a pot of kool-aid.
Tim: Well, I did.
Jason: Is it hot?
Tim: Maybe, maybe not.
Jason: It's hot, isn't it?
Tim: Yes!
Jason: Hot kool-aid?
Tim: I could put some ice in it if you'd like.
Jason: Uh no thanks, I'm not thirsty.
Tim: Brother...
Jason: I'm not gonna drink it!
Tim: I made this for you...
Jason: No.
Tim: Drink it!
Jason: No!
Tim: I want you to drink this!
Jason: I'm not drinking it!
Tim: I made this for you!
Jason: Drink your own hot kool-aid!
Tim, whispering: Please... drink... my hot kool-aid... *slids mug to him*
Jason: ... Okay.
Tim: Okay.
Jason: *drinks*
Jason: ... Yeah, it's pretty good.
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incorrect-nevermore · 3 months
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EVERYONE SAY THANK TO @conscience-grim FOR SHARING THIS ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL INFORMATION WITH US
Montersor very likely died and lived around the same time as Lenore, late 1800’s to early 1900’s, and during this time. Pretty boy was slang for a gay prostitute in southern America and north UK.
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Montresor, is literally calling Prospero a gay whore in the scene.
This also makes the head canon of Annabel calling Lenore “pretty boy” SOOOOOOO much funnier, because Lenore likely knows what it means and Annabel doesn’t because she is aggressively, southern English, so she would use it in the same way that we use it today literally just calling someone a pretty boy. LENORE HOWEVER.
Annabel, lovingly stroking her fingers through Lenore‘s hair while she lays her head in her lap: Oh, look at my pretty boy <3
Lenore, flustered, abruptly raising her head: EXCUSE ME- HEY! IM- I AM NOT-…..
Annabel, oblivious, thinking Lenore is just being bashful: Oh! But are, pet! You are so pretty and your mine, therefore, you’re my pretty boy!
Lenore, fully thinking Annabel’s calling her her bitch: 
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I want everyone to imagine Annabel saying this, while they are still alive at a party or something. The whole room stops and turns to see the most fashionable power couple that high society has seen in decades. Everyone is falling over this new, mysterious, dashing rogue like character, Leo vadernacht, nephew, and now air of the entire Vandernacht railway empire, newly engaged to the most, sought after bachelorette in the entirety of English and American high society, the most Lady like and proper Annabel Lee Whitlock. And she proceeds to turn to her fiancé and call him her gay whore lovingly. IMAGINE THE REACTION
And to add onto this, Montersor isn’t a cowboy. He’s heavily implied to be a horse breaker, which is basically a priest, who also doubles as a horse tamer, and only in the UK was this term known as slang, for once again, a gay prostitute.
So I want you to imagine Monty casuallymentioning he was a horse breaker while he was alive and Annabel FULLY TURING TO HIM LIKE
“🤨🏳️‍🌈⁉️”
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SHE MUST BE SOOO CONFUSED WHY ADA’S STILL DATING HIM
Annabel: I went through so much trouble to make sure no one figured out that me and Lenore were gay, just for this bitch to come out and fully admit he’s a gay whore with little to no consequence.
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graveyardgang · 24 days
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Ashlyn: It’s so dark.
Aiden: Don’t worry. I got this.
Aiden: *stomps foot* *sketchers light up*
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