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[marvel-lous-guy]

Bucky: what happened to you?

Steve: There was this asshole in an alleyway and I tried to fight him so I said "life is short! Smile while you still have teeth"

Bucky: why

Steve: I thought it was a cool line

Bucky: That would be a good line if you could actually knock anyones teeth out

Steve: *smiles to show a missing tooth and a chipped tooth* i did break some teeth, actually

Bucky: you just need to work on your aim

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[marvel-my-most-beloved]

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[lanabuckybarnes]

Y/N struggling to open a bottle: fuck…

Winter Soldier watching from across the island.

Y/N: can you open this please?

Hands Winter Soldier the bottle.

Winter soldier squeezing the bottle and opening it at the same time. The bottle squirts all over his hair.

Y/N: ….

Winter soldier, soaked to the bone grabbing a knife in warning.

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[nam-ski]

Avengers mottos

Natasha: talking is silver, murder is gold

Thor: A pop tart a day keeps you happy anyway

Tony: They say nobody is perfect but here I am

Steve: LANGUAGE

Clint: Work is fun, but eight hours fun a day I simply can’t stand.

Bucky: If violence doesn’t help you didn’t did enough.

Bruce: be angry

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[incorrectsourwolf]

peter: are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

bucky: i'm a knife.

steve, from across the room: he's the little spoon...

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[firegal19]

Bucky: *walks into the compound’s living room ready for Y/n and their date tonight*

Y/n: *already ready and drawing while Peter is watching a movie with Sam and Tony*

Peter: Mr. Barnes, you look nice

Bucky: Thanks kid. Wait a minute. You didn’t even look at me

Peter: I didn’t have to. Miss Y/n’s heart rate accelerated the second you walked in the room

Y/n: *spits out water she was drinking*

Tony and Sam: *bursts out laughing*

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[aloneatpeace]

Bucky : Favorite horror movie?

Steve: It

Nat: Saw

Y/n: Annabelle

Tony : High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics

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[gothgoddess2010]

Sam: I like this good guy, bad guy thing you guys have going on.

Y/n: Oh, it’s not a thing. It’s just that I’m mean and Bucky isn’t.

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[auroraromaximoff]

Rewatched the movie the other day and kept rewinding this part, lmao 😹😹

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[wordsmithcreations]

Deke: *holding a python* Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him? Fitz: You did WHAT- Tony: William Snakepeare.

Steve: We need to get through this locked door. Tony, give you your credit card. Tony: Here. Steve: *pockets card* Thanks. Bucky, kick down the door.

Deke: Hey, Fitz? Can I get some dating advice? Fitz: Just because I'm with Jemma doesn't mean I know how I did it.

Fitz: So how was your day? Deke: We almost got surprised adopted! Fitz: What? Jemma: We almost got kidnapped. Fitz: Oh, okay. WAIT WHAT?

Fitz: WHY, why did you give Ayla a KNIFE?! Deke: I'm sorry. She said she felt unsafe. Fitz: Now I feel unsafe! Deke: I'm sorry... would you like a knife?

Fitz: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'? Hunter: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated- Deke: Smad.

Deke: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it. Fitz: Deke no. Hunter: Mistlefoe. Fitz: Please stop encouraging him.

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[ir0npvrker]

sam: i have no fears

bucky: i’m cooking dinner tonight

sam: i have one fear

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[oldermenaremyreligion]

Incorrect quotes

Bucky: Doll, can you come here for a minute?

Y/n, concerned: What's wrong love?

Bucky: So you know how you made me a Twitter account and you showed me how to navigate it?

Y/n: Yeah?

Bucky: So I searched my name on the web and I found this.

Bucky: *Proceeds to show Y/n a tweet that says 'I want James Barnes to bust my Bussy with that thick metal arm'*

Y/n: *Breaks down laughing*

Bucky, confused: So what is a 'Bussy'?

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[lilylovelyxo]

Tony: “You’re like a benign tumor. With a little bit of hair and teeth.”

Bucky: “I’m like a tumor… with teeth?”

Y/N: “Sounds cute!”

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[avengerslittleone]

ℍ𝕪𝕕𝕣𝕒

𝟙𝟟 𝕪𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕤 𝕓𝕖𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕖 𝕪/𝕟 𝕞𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕤 𝕒𝕘𝕒𝕚𝕟

𝙽𝚊𝚝𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚊: 𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗'𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚜𝚘 𝚌𝚞𝚝𝚎

𝙱𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚢:𝚢𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝙸 𝚑𝚘𝚙𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚘 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚢𝚍𝚛𝚊 𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖 𝙸 𝚑𝚘𝚙𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚊 𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚍 𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚍

𝙳𝚛𝚎𝚢𝚔𝚘𝕧:𝚊𝚕𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚍

𝚆𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚘𝚕𝚍𝚒𝚎𝚛:𝚗𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚢/𝚗

𝚁𝚎𝚖𝚕𝚘𝚠:𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚕𝚎𝚝'𝚜 𝚐𝚘

𝚆𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚘𝚕𝚍𝚒𝚎𝚛:*𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚜*

𝙽𝚊𝚝𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚊:𝚗𝚘 i won’t no *screams my baby*

𝙳𝚛𝚎𝚢𝚔𝚘𝚟:*𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚜 𝚢/𝚗 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝙽𝚊𝚝𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚊’𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚖𝚜 𝚠𝚊𝚕𝚔𝚜 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚢*

𝕄𝕒𝕟𝕪 𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕪 𝕪𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕣

𝙽𝚊𝚝𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚊:𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚘𝚗 𝚋𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚢 𝚕𝚎𝚝’𝚜 𝚐𝚘 𝚠𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚎𝚎𝚝 𝙿𝚎𝚐𝚐𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎

𝙱𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚢:𝚘𝚔 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊 𝚋𝚊𝚍 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐

𝚈/𝚗/𝟶𝟷𝟺:*𝚓𝚞𝚖𝚙𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝙽𝚊𝚝𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚊 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚢 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚜 𝚏𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚢 𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚜 𝚊𝚝 𝙽𝚊𝚝𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚊 *

𝙱𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚢:*𝚏𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚜 𝚖𝚢𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚌𝚔’𝚜 𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚔 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚎*

𝙽𝚊𝚝𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚊:*𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚜 𝙰𝚃 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗 *𝚗𝚘 𝚒𝚝 𝚌𝚊𝚗’𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚢/𝚗 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚢

𝚈/𝚗/𝟶𝟷𝟺:*𝚐𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚜 𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚜 𝚊𝚠𝚊𝚢*

𝙱𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚢:𝚠𝚊𝚒𝚝 𝚢/𝚗 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔

𝟛 𝕞𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕙𝕤 𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕣

𝚈/𝚗/𝟶𝟷𝟺:𝚗𝚘 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚗𝚘 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚛 𝙸 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝙸 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚎

𝔸𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕠𝕟 𝕒 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝕥𝕠 𝕥𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕕𝕠𝕨𝕟 𝕒 𝕙𝕪𝕕𝕣𝕒 𝕓𝕒𝕤𝕖

𝙱𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚢:𝙸 𝚑𝚘𝚙𝚎 𝚠𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚒𝚏 𝚢/𝚗 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎

𝙽𝚊𝚝𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚊:𝚕𝚎𝚝’𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚑𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚜 𝚞𝚙

𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕚𝕕𝕖

𝙱𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚢:𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎'𝚜 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖

𝙽𝚊𝚝𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚊:*𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚜 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚘𝚛*

𝙽𝚊𝚝𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚊:𝚢/𝚗 *𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚜 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚛*

𝙱𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚢:*𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚙𝚜 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚛*

𝚈/𝚗/𝟶𝟷𝟺:𝚖𝚊𝚖𝚊 𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚝𝚜

𝙽𝚊𝚝𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚊:*𝚙𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚢/𝚗 𝚞𝚙 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚛 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚢'𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚗 𝚓𝚎𝚝*𝚜𝚑𝚑𝚑 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚘𝚔 𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚢 𝚖𝚊𝚖𝚊 𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎

𝙱𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚢:𝚜𝚑𝚑𝚑 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚘𝚔 𝚍𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚢'𝚜 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚘𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚘 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚢 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚞𝚜

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[textsfromtheavengers]

#incorrect avengers #winterfalcon #sambucky #falcon and winter solider series #falcon and the winter soldier #bucky barnes #sam wilsom #texts from last night #incorrect mcu quotes

[mischiefsemimanaged]

Tony: Shut up, you star-spangled idiot!

Steve: -captain America glare-

Bucky: Oh I gotta write that one down.

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