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#incorrect winteriron
Bucky: That smugness of yours really is an attractive quality.
Tony: Thank you. It was either that or get my hair highlighted. Smugness is easier to maintain.
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sunnysideprincess · 1 year
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Steve: It's Fury! Everyone look like you're gardening. Bucky, grab that little hoe.
Bucky: *grabs Tony*
Tony: Uh, I don't think that's what Cap meant—is it?
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twistedpixie77 · 1 year
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Tony: I want to kiss you.
Bucky, not paying attention: What?
Tony: I said if you die, I wont miss you.
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slutforwinteriron · 2 years
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…….
Im sorry
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Tony: what makes you think I’m flirting with you?
Bucky: why are you naked on my bed
Tony: don’t change the subject
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im-tops-bottom · 2 years
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Tony Stark: So are we flirting right now?
Bucky Barnes: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU
Tony Stark: That doesn’t answer my question
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buckyskotenok · 2 years
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Coffee shop date bonus.
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lukas-dusk · 4 months
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Tony texting Pepper
Tony : I WANT TO GIVE HIM THINGS
Tony : LIKE BLOWJOBS AND SELF ESTEEM!
Pepper : Please stop talking.
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(Tony is trying to play hard to get with Bucky)
Pepper: Bucky Barnes is here to see you.
Tony: Well, tell him I don't wanna see him!
Pepper: He said he wants to take you out to get some food.
Tony: Damnit, Pepper! You told him I like food?!
Pepper: EVERYBODY LIKES FOOD!
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3twindragons · 6 months
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sunnysideprincess · 10 months
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Tony: This is bad! I haven't gotten laid in like five months. Everytime I bring home a date, they just leave without so much as a text! Why?
Steve: *polishing his shield* No idea.
Bucky: *sharpening his knives* Beats me.
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cevans-is-classic · 7 months
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Bucky: You're supposed to be a genius.
Tony: Being smart has never stopped me from being a fucking idiot and you know it.
Bucky: I'm gonna start labeling things in here. Oil. Wires. Lube. Glue.
Tony: 😐😑
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slutforwinteriron · 2 years
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tony: I’m not a brat
bucky: and I don’t have metal arm
tony: I mean, take it off and you won’t—
bucky:
bucky: You-
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I want this pin, thank you
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kristmkris · 5 months
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Tony, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Bucky , pulling out an Uno card: +4
Steve , pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Bruce, trembling: What are we playing
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lukas-dusk · 3 months
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Bucky : So you like cats?
Tony : Yeah.
Bucky : *tries to impress him by slowly pushing a glass off the table*
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