#incorrect witcher

[mothpiercings]

geralt: dandelions deserve more respect than they get

geralt: you say "weeds” i say “widespread non-native edible plant and early-blooming pollinator resource that is not considered invasive because it behaves politely and does not cause deleterious ecological consequences"

yennefer: The dandelions aren't gonna fuck you bro

geralt: they have and they will

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[lassieposting]

Eskel: Apologise to Vesemir. Now. Lambert, 10, sullen as all hell: Sorry I called you a psychopath. Thought you already knew.

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[jennyo-thewoods]

Dandelion: Sometimes it’s just nice to be wanted.

Geralt: Not by THE LAW DANDELION.

(Source)

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[geralt-of-vengerberg]

This has probably been done before, but oh well...

Incorrect Witcher Quotes

#incorrect quotes #incorrect witcher #geralt x yennefer #yenralt

[jaskier-cult]

Geralt, at 2am in the morning: Jaskier wake up

Jaskier:

Geralt: Jaskier wake up I want to propose to you

Jaskier: that's very nice dear, but if you ever wake me from my beauty sleep again, I will castrate you

Geralt:

Geralt: is that a yes

Jaskier: of course, that's a yes

#incorrect geraskier #the witcher incorrect quotes #incorrect witcher quotes #incorrect witcher #incorrect quotes

[unbury-the-gays]

Chopsticks

Gisbert: So, who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?

Adrien: We're chopsticks!

Gisbert: Oh, that's cute! Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?

Kiyan: No, it means that if you take one of us away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.

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[astaldis]

Incorrect Witcher Quote

for @supercupcakecollector-love

"Yule, the time of delicious food, merry song, candle light, mistletoe and delightful togetherness," Jaskier sighs, looking at the other members of the Hanza, enraptured by the prospect.

"I'd prefer TWOgetherness," Geralt mumbles into his non-existent beard. It could be a great night spent with his lover. But he is no spoilsport, and a Hanza is a Hanza.

(more Yule Hansa fun here)

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[patroclusdefencesquad]

can you believe it's actually canon now

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[yenvengerberg]

#let’s play: correct or incorrect quote (27/?)

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[mothpiercings]

jaskier: make no mistake. not only am i party rocking, but i am also in the house tonight.

yennefer: but are you shuffling?

jaskier: Everyday.

geralt: what language are you two speaking??

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[lassieposting]

Obnoxious teenager to tired authority figure pipeline my beloved

Deglan, bursting into a room at Kaer Morhen: What the fuck is going on in here?

Vesemir: [freezes]

Luka: [freezes]

Vesemir, after a long silence: Let's face it. This is not the worst thing you've caught us doing.

Vesemir, coming in from training: What the fuck are you lot doing?

Geralt: [freezes]

Eskel: [freezes]

Lambert: [freezes]

Eskel: ...science experiment? We want to see how far we can Aard these canteloupes.

Vesemir, Too Tired For This™, waving them off: ...okay

[As he walks away, he hears a melon splat into the wall. Cheers erupt behind him]

Geralt, sticking his head around Ciri's door: What the fuck are you doing in -

Ciri: [freezes]

Jaskier: [freezes]

Geralt:

Geralt: Actually. You know what. Never mind. I don't want to know.

Ciri, nodding: Probably for the best.

Geralt: Hmm.

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[izzy-hands]

Geraskier Incorrect Quotes [22/∞] (insp.)

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[hannibard]

I'm genuinely surprised this quote hasn't become a meme yet

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[fanby-fckry]

*Jaskier, getting his information taken after being arrested*

Guard: Name?

Jaskier: Julian Alfred Pankratz, Viscount de Lettenhove.

Guard: Sex?

Jaskier: I wasn’t expecting to… But I won’t lie, this whole guard/prisoner thing is pretty hot.

Guard: No, I meant are you a man or a woman?

Jaskier: I’m a bard.

Guard: But what’s in your pants?

Jaskier: Nothing. You took all of my belongings.

Guard: What’s between your legs?

Jaskier:

Geralt: *under his breath* Don’t say it, don’t say it, don’t say it

Jaskier: Your mother!

Geralt: Fuck.

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[unbury-the-gays]

Rendezvous in the woods a summary:

Adrien, about killing a bunch of scoia'tael together: It was pretty romantic.

Kiyan: You know who the only people who would think that are?

Adrien: Who?

Kiyan: Us.

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[anya-chalotra]

(insp)

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