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Jaskier: Boyfriends act real tough until it's nap time and they want to be the little spoon.
Geralt: *mumbles* I'm tough.
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brinaglevissig · 2 days ago
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Let me explain the lore here, okay? They suffer, they fight-- that’s business as usual.
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mischievous-thunder · 2 days ago
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Geralt: I'm late for work again.
Geralt, rushing out the door: Damn! I forgot to kiss my boyfriend!
Geralt: Shit! I don't have a boyfriend anymore...
Geralt, realising Jaskier and Yennefer are their own witchers now: Hmm, I don't have a job either.
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Part I
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Jaskier, with his right hand behind his back: Hey Geralt, you know what would be absolutely crazy?
Geralt: Hm.
Jaskier: If you really, and I mean really, think about it, someone getting their hand stuck in a bees hive! I mean honestly-
Geralt, unimpressed: Jaskier, did you get your hand stuck in a bees hive?
Jaskier, sadly sticking his hand out in front of him: I can’t get it out…
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vongole-biankou · 7 hours ago
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Nonbinary Jaskier comic doodle from 2020, based on a tweet by Incorrect Witcher 🎵
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rowdy-revenant · 20 days ago
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Geralt: I'm not a father figure
Vesemir: What are you doing
Geralt, holding his sword over a sandwich: Ciri doesn't like the crusts
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patroclusdefencesquad · 27 days ago
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not the chanel boots 😔
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geraskefer · 4 months ago
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INCORRECT WITCHER QUOTES [#10]
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feelsforsterek · a month ago
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a moment of silence for jaskier’s loss of brain cell privileges as a result of his himbofication this season ✿゚. * ・ 。゚
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poisonousbuttercup · 3 months ago
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Thank you, anon, for this delightful suggestion!
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hannibard · 2 months ago
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This was funnier in my head
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queenrojpag · 5 months ago
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[insp]
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margaera · a year ago
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#a summary
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mischievous-thunder · 10 hours ago
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Jaskier: *glancing between Geralt and Yennefer with a focused look*
Cirri: What in the world are you doing?
Jaskier: Making a very important decision, now hush.
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andyet-here-we-are · 2 months ago
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Incorrect Witcher Quotes + Tumblr #1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #6 #7 #8 #9 #10 #11 #12 #13 #14 #15 #16 #17 #18
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notcorrectwitcher · a month ago
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Vesemir: rate your pain from 1-10
Ciri: pi, minimal but never ending.
Vesemir: geralt, what hell hole did you pick this child up from?
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patroclusdefencesquad · a month ago
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geralt : he's not kidding, yen. he's ridiculously easy to kill.
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geraskefer · 5 months ago
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INCORRECT WITCHER QUOTES [#09]
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thewhit3w0lf · 3 months ago
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Y/N: Trust fall.
Geralt: *From across the room* I'm not going to catch you.
Y/N: Trust. Fall.
Geralt: I said-
Y/N: *Falling*
Geralt: *Dives over two tables to catch them* You idiot!
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