Continuation of my obsession with WOH, my fav memes pt 1
Zhou Zishu: I hate violence
Cao Weining: Yeah same
Zhou Zishu: It’s so messy
Cao Weining: Yeah s- wait what
Zhou Zishu: And inconvenient
This is funny until you realise he was pushing Wen Kexing away so he didn’t hurt Wen with his death haha laugh through the pain
This scene is so unhinged tho!!!
Zhou Zishu: Hey I wanna slaughter these people with no provocation because they irritated me two years ago
Wen Kexing: Sounds like meaningless violence im in
You sure this is incorrect op?
Wen Kexing: Both. Both is good.
I’m not a character alignment gal but this one
Also this one
Scorpion King my beloved get therapy
Don’t worry Wen you are 🤍
What do you mean this dialogue didn’t happen? (Legit the most canon compliant incorrect quote. It’s exactly the right amount of sexual innuendo but technically not)
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Gosho Girls, Incorrect Quotes
(There are a couple of quotes that are AokoxAkako, I love them, I couldn't resist! But most of the quotes are platonic. Also, there is an appearance by Conan and Kogoro)
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Aoko: *sends an audio*
Ran: I'm busy now, do you mind if I listen to it later?
Aoko: take your time.
Ran, 20 minutes later: *plays the audio and the first thing she hears are screams and things falling*
Ran: *runs and calls Aoko*
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*Ran has a cold (and she has no filter right now)*
Ayumi: Here you go, a bowl of delicious hot soup.
Ran: It's cold.
Sonoko: a bowl of delicious soup.
Ran: *test it* it tastes horrible.
Conan: a bowl of soup.
Ran: I think this isn't even soup.
Kogoro: a plate with food.
Ran: I doubt this is edible.
All: ...
Ran: and you didn't even serve it on a plate, this is a cooking pot.
Haibara: I told you it was better to call Aoko.
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Akako: If I die, my funeral will be the biggest party ever and you're all invited.
Kazuha: "If"?
Haibara: Great, the only party I'm ever invited to and she might not even die.
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Sonoko: Sera, we didn't want to tell you, but in those clothes you look like a boy.
Sera: am I a cute boy?
Sonoko: the most handsome in all of Japan, you almost made me doubt!
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Ran: I've only known Aoko-chan for 2 minutes, but if something happened to her I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
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Group chat names:
*Mean (Actually Good) Girls*
A chat for older girls, not Shiho/Haibara because they think she's a little girl.
Members: Sonoko (admin), Ran (mod), Akako (mod), Kazuha, Aoko, Sera.
*Menace dressed in pink*
A chat for all the girls, including Haibara and Ayumi. Swearing is not allowed in this chat.
Members: Ran (admin), Aoko (mod), Kazuha (mod), Haibara/Shiho, Ayumi, Sonoko, Sera, Akako.
*Super strong girls surrounded by nerdy boys*
A chat specifically to complain about the Gosho Boys and their antics.
Members: Aoko (admin), Akako (mod), Ran (mod), Kazuha (mod), Sonoko, Sera, Haibara/Shiho (added her because she insisted that she needed a place to complain about Conan).
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*The Gosho Girls are cursed or a magical creature messes with them*
Automatically Akako: I think I'm going to break some rules of nature and put the world at risk on purpose.
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Ran: It's the sixth time this week I've had a breakdown and it's only Tuesday. Send help.
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Aoko: I just want to tell you, AOKO HAS A BIG CRUSH IN YOU.
Akako, blushing: woh... And why are they here? *points to Ran, Sera and Sonoko, the last one had a sign that said "Let's go Aoko!" but behind it it said "Break her heart and you'll see Akako"
Aoko: I brought them as emotional support.
Ran: Kazuha couldn't come.
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Ayumi: some kids are bothering my friends and I at school...
Ran: well, listen Ayumi, violence is not–
Sonoko: humiliate them in front of everyone so they know that they shouldn't mess with you.
Ran: Sonoko no–
Sonoko: If you want, I'll help you. Let them know that you are officially adopted as part of the Suzuki family.
Ran: Sonoko stop!
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Sera: hey Ran, I have a question.
Ran: yes?
Sera: can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?
Ran: Why do you ask?
Sera: ...
Ran: and where's Sonoko?
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Ayumi: You're overthinking this.
Haibara: You don't know the appropriate level of thinking, Ayumi. What if I'm underthinking?
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Akako: I have the bisexual right to be dramatic as hell.
Sonoko: and as your friend I also have the right to be damn dramatic.
Aoko, trying to flirt: and I can be the main character.
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Sonoko: *gives an idea*
Sera, impressed: hey, there might be something there!
Ran: Yeah, a lawsuit.
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Kazuha: Now that I think about it, we've never been to Akako's house.
Aoko: that's right, I don't think anyone at school knows where she lives.
Ran: She avoids showing us where she lives. You know what that means.
Sonoko, nodding: she lives in a gothic castle.
Sera, nodding: she has a witchcraft shop to scam people.
Ayumi, nodding: she is rich.
Haibara, nodding: she is a mafia boss.
Aoko, joking: maybe she's a witch like Kaito says!
Kazuha:...
Ran: ...
Akako:...
Ran: no!...she's messy, her house is dirty, things like that! What is wrong with you?!
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Sonoko: I've done stupid things.
Akako, Ayumi and Kazuha: I saw those stupid things.
Sera and Haibara: I recorded those stupid things ("its for a school proyect").
Ran and Aoko: I TRY TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THOSE STUPID THINGS!
Sonoko: and I don't regret anything, I would do it again.
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Ayumi: I don't follow the rules.
Ayumi: I follow cute dogs and cats on social media.
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When Conan puts Sonoko to sleep to solve a case:
Ran: Amazing! Sonoko, your just like Sherlock Homeless!
Conan with Sonoko's voice: IT'S HOLMES!
Ran: *begins to suspect that there is something wrong here because that's how Shinichi always responded to that joke*
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Aoko: Where the devil is Akako?
Sera: Well, it is raining outside... Maybe she melted?
Haibara: Shall I look outside for a pointy hat?
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Shinichi arrives only to disappear shortly after, again.
Sonoko @ Ran: if your boyfriend doesn't change *hits her with a magazine* THEN CHANGE OF BOYFRIEND!!
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*The TV is freaking out*
Haibara: Don't worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support *unplugs the TV, then plugs it back in again, without changes*
Haibara: Yeah, that didn't work with my sister either.
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Ran: What, I can't be in a bad mood? It's like people think, “Oh, Ran is such a nice person, Ran is so happy-go-lucky! “Ran can’t be in a bad mood!” Well, do you know what? Ran CAN be in a bad mood. And right now, Ran IS in a bad mood.
^^^ Let this girl take a brake^^^
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@quite-a-character here are the Incorrect Quotes I hope you like them ♡
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IPKKND INCORRECT QUOTE - (3/n)
Just another day at AR Designs.
Arnav and Aman were discussing about a deal that they had negotiated with the Khuranas' for their rich and raw cloth material. When, out of nowhere-
Arnav (zoning out) : Do you think she will really leave Delhi and return back to Lucknow?
Aman (visibly confused) : Uhh...sir, what??
Arnav : I said do you think she will really leave Delhi and move back to Lucknow?
Aman (still confused) : Who is 'she', here, sir?
Arnav (completely zoned out, a half smile sitting on his face): Wahi. Woh Khushi Kumari Gupta. (falls into another day dream of all their Rabba Ve's)
Aman (exasperated) : *sighs* Not again.
Aman (mutters to himself) : Here we go.
Aman : Did she say so ?
Arnav (still in the daydream) : Yes.
Aman : Then you need not worry, she is a woman of her words.
Arnav : But I don't want her to go. Away from me.
Aman : Ahh, that's easy. Then, go and stop her.
Arnav (eyes snapping at him at record speed) : Shut up, Aman. Do you think I am an idiot?
Aman (to himself) : No. An egoistic idiot.
Aman : Then shall we continue with our discussion about the deal, sir?
Arnav (looking away, irritated): I never interrupted you.
Aman (to himself) : No. A stupid and egoistic idiot, that too, in love.
Hehehe lol. Bechara Bitwa. So, how was it :)
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