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#incorrect woh quotes
incorrect-web-novels · 8 months
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Gu Xiang: Can I stab him? Wen Kexing: Not in public.
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starrsilly · 8 months
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skateboarder busted
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danganronpa-textposts · 8 months
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thanks for the submission!!
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xiansnuts · 1 year
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Zhou zishu: I can't believe we're locked together inside this room
Wen kexing, while throwing away the key: mm
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tomuraxashes · 2 years
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till mornin’
ZZH: Lao Wen, tomorrow we have to get up early, please go sleep at a reasonable time.
WKX: Sure thing A-Xu!
* Next day 4AM*
ZZH: Lao Wen, I can’t believe you actually listened and woke up! I am so glad..
WKX: Well… I am always joyful when you are in a good mood huh
ZZH:.. why do I smell alcohol and green tho?
WKX: Well you.. do have excellent senses I guess
ZZH: .. you just arrived home, don’t ya?
WKX: There was a party at the Valley and you know, I can’t just leave early huh..
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misspermitted · 11 months
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Continuation of my obsession with WOH, my fav memes pt 1
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Zhou Zishu: I hate violence
Cao Weining: Yeah same
Zhou Zishu: It’s so messy
Cao Weining: Yeah s- wait what
Zhou Zishu: And inconvenient
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This is funny until you realise he was pushing Wen Kexing away so he didn’t hurt Wen with his death haha laugh through the pain
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This scene is so unhinged tho!!!
Zhou Zishu: Hey I wanna slaughter these people with no provocation because they irritated me two years ago
Wen Kexing: Sounds like meaningless violence im in
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You sure this is incorrect op?
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Wen Kexing: Both. Both is good.
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I’m not a character alignment gal but this one
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Also this one
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Scorpion King my beloved get therapy
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Don’t worry Wen you are 🤍
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What do you mean this dialogue didn’t happen? (Legit the most canon compliant incorrect quote. It’s exactly the right amount of sexual innuendo but technically not)
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thearoaceshark · 3 months
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Gosho Girls, Incorrect Quotes
(There are a couple of quotes that are AokoxAkako, I love them, I couldn't resist! But most of the quotes are platonic. Also, there is an appearance by Conan and Kogoro)
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Aoko: *sends an audio*
Ran: I'm busy now, do you mind if I listen to it later?
Aoko: take your time.
Ran, 20 minutes later: *plays the audio and the first thing she hears are screams and things falling*
Ran: *runs and calls Aoko*
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*Ran has a cold (and she has no filter right now)*
Ayumi: Here you go, a bowl of delicious hot soup.
Ran: It's cold.
Sonoko: a bowl of delicious soup.
Ran: *test it* it tastes horrible.
Conan: a bowl of soup.
Ran: I think this isn't even soup.
Kogoro: a plate with food.
Ran: I doubt this is edible.
All: ...
Ran: and you didn't even serve it on a plate, this is a cooking pot.
Haibara: I told you it was better to call Aoko.
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Akako: If I die, my funeral will be the biggest party ever and you're all invited.
Kazuha: "If"?
Haibara: Great, the only party I'm ever invited to and she might not even die.
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Sonoko: Sera, we didn't want to tell you, but in those clothes you look like a boy.
Sera: am I a cute boy?
Sonoko: the most handsome in all of Japan, you almost made me doubt!
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Ran: I've only known Aoko-chan for 2 minutes, but if something happened to her I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
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Group chat names:
*Mean (Actually Good) Girls*
A chat for older girls, not Shiho/Haibara because they think she's a little girl.
Members: Sonoko (admin), Ran (mod), Akako (mod), Kazuha, Aoko, Sera.
*Menace dressed in pink*
A chat for all the girls, including Haibara and Ayumi. Swearing is not allowed in this chat.
Members: Ran (admin), Aoko (mod), Kazuha (mod), Haibara/Shiho, Ayumi, Sonoko, Sera, Akako.
*Super strong girls surrounded by nerdy boys*
A chat specifically to complain about the Gosho Boys and their antics.
Members: Aoko (admin), Akako (mod), Ran (mod), Kazuha (mod), Sonoko, Sera, Haibara/Shiho (added her because she insisted that she needed a place to complain about Conan).
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*The Gosho Girls are cursed or a magical creature messes with them*
Automatically Akako: I think I'm going to break some rules of nature and put the world at risk on purpose.
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Ran: It's the sixth time this week I've had a breakdown and it's only Tuesday. Send help.
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Aoko: I just want to tell you, AOKO HAS A BIG CRUSH IN YOU.
Akako, blushing: woh... And why are they here? *points to Ran, Sera and Sonoko, the last one had a sign that said "Let's go Aoko!" but behind it it said "Break her heart and you'll see Akako"
Aoko: I brought them as emotional support.
Ran: Kazuha couldn't come.
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Ayumi: some kids are bothering my friends and I at school...
Ran: well, listen Ayumi, violence is not–
Sonoko: humiliate them in front of everyone so they know that they shouldn't mess with you.
Ran: Sonoko no–
Sonoko: If you want, I'll help you. Let them know that you are officially adopted as part of the Suzuki family.
Ran: Sonoko stop!
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Sera: hey Ran, I have a question.
Ran: yes?
Sera: can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?
Ran: Why do you ask?
Sera: ...
Ran: and where's Sonoko?
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Ayumi: You're overthinking this.
Haibara: You don't know the appropriate level of thinking, Ayumi. What if I'm underthinking?
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Akako: I have the bisexual right to be dramatic as hell.
Sonoko: and as your friend I also have the right to be damn dramatic.
Aoko, trying to flirt: and I can be the main character.
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Sonoko: *gives an idea*
Sera, impressed: hey, there might be something there!
Ran: Yeah, a lawsuit.
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Kazuha: Now that I think about it, we've never been to Akako's house.
Aoko: that's right, I don't think anyone at school knows where she lives.
Ran: She avoids showing us where she lives. You know what that means.
Sonoko, nodding: she lives in a gothic castle.
Sera, nodding: she has a witchcraft shop to scam people.
Ayumi, nodding: she is rich.
Haibara, nodding: she is a mafia boss.
Aoko, joking: maybe she's a witch like Kaito says!
Kazuha:...
Ran: ...
Akako:...
Ran: no!...she's messy, her house is dirty, things like that! What is wrong with you?!
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Sonoko: I've done stupid things.
Akako, Ayumi and Kazuha: I saw those stupid things.
Sera and Haibara: I recorded those stupid things ("its for a school proyect").
Ran and Aoko: I TRY TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THOSE STUPID THINGS!
Sonoko: and I don't regret anything, I would do it again.
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Ayumi: I don't follow the rules.
Ayumi: I follow cute dogs and cats on social media.
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When Conan puts Sonoko to sleep to solve a case:
Ran: Amazing! Sonoko, your just like Sherlock Homeless!
Conan with Sonoko's voice: IT'S HOLMES!
Ran: *begins to suspect that there is something wrong here because that's how Shinichi always responded to that joke*
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Aoko: Where the devil is Akako?
Sera: Well, it is raining outside... Maybe she melted?
Haibara: Shall I look outside for a pointy hat?
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Shinichi arrives only to disappear shortly after, again.
Sonoko @ Ran: if your boyfriend doesn't change *hits her with a magazine* THEN CHANGE OF BOYFRIEND!!
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*The TV is freaking out*
Haibara: Don't worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support *unplugs the TV, then plugs it back in again, without changes*
Haibara: Yeah, that didn't work with my sister either.
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Ran: What, I can't be in a bad mood? It's like people think, “Oh, Ran is such a nice person, Ran is so happy-go-lucky! “Ran can’t be in a bad mood!” Well, do you know what? Ran CAN be in a bad mood. And right now, Ran IS in a bad mood.
^^^ Let this girl take a brake^^^
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@quite-a-character here are the Incorrect Quotes I hope you like them ♡
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msbhagirathi · 1 month
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IPKKND INCORRECT QUOTE - (3/n)
Just another day at AR Designs.
Arnav and Aman were discussing about a deal that they had negotiated with the Khuranas' for their rich and raw cloth material. When, out of nowhere-
Arnav (zoning out) : Do you think she will really leave Delhi and return back to Lucknow?
Aman (visibly confused) : Uhh...sir, what??
Arnav : I said do you think she will really leave Delhi and move back to Lucknow?
Aman (still confused) : Who is 'she', here, sir?
Arnav (completely zoned out, a half smile sitting on his face): Wahi. Woh Khushi Kumari Gupta. (falls into another day dream of all their Rabba Ve's)
Aman (exasperated) : *sighs* Not again.
Aman (mutters to himself) : Here we go.
Aman : Did she say so ?
Arnav (still in the daydream) : Yes.
Aman : Then you need not worry, she is a woman of her words.
Arnav : But I don't want her to go. Away from me.
Aman : Ahh, that's easy. Then, go and stop her.
Arnav (eyes snapping at him at record speed) : Shut up, Aman. Do you think I am an idiot?
Aman (to himself) : No. An egoistic idiot.
Aman : Then shall we continue with our discussion about the deal, sir?
Arnav (looking away, irritated): I never interrupted you.
Aman (to himself) : No. A stupid and egoistic idiot, that too, in love.
Hehehe lol. Bechara Bitwa. So, how was it :)
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Zhou Zishu: I want to hear those three little words.
Wen Kexing: I love you.
Zhou Zishu: That's sweet, but try again.
Wen Kexing [sighs]: I will behave.
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jgvfhl · 2 years
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"Whatever it is, you can count on me. To hit something with a branch."
- Zhang Chengling
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starrsilly · 9 months
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noticing a pattern……….
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kexing-wen · 3 years
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incorrect word of honor quotes
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Komaru: Toki and I are having a baby.
Kotoko: That's gre-
Komaru, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.
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tomuraxashes · 2 years
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How bizarre ~
ZZS: …,Besides that, i am permanently ill
Cao Weining: My master has a good relationship with the masters of the Healer Valley, I can beg to him to ask them for permission to you to enter there and get healed!
Gu Xiang: *smiling anxiously*
WKX, being the last survivor of the Healing Valley, after it got eliminated just sitting there: You really? Wow!
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agendratum · 3 years
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Nagito, defending the WoH: Do they murder? Sure, but they do it as a family.
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