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#incorrect wolfstar quotes

The marauders having a deep conversation.

Remus: Maybe you should see a shrink?

Sirius: A shrink once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Remus: Would you stop quoting Hannibal Lecter?! This is not healthy!

Sirius: :)

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Sirius, trying to flirt: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room.

Remus: Sirius that’s called arson and those people are witnesses.

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Remus: Can you do me a favour?

Sirius: I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my DNA at the crime scene, and take the blame for it if you asked to

Remus: Can you wash the dishes?

Sirius: No.

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Remus: Are you still mad at me?

Sirius:

Remus: You know I can’t even remember why you’re mad.

Sirius:

Remus: Was it because I threw the stick-

Sirius: YES IT’S BECAUSE YOU THREW THE STICK BUT ACTUALLY KEPT IT BEHIND YOUR BACK

Remus: Okay I’m sor-

Sirius: I TRUSTED YOU

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james: remus that shirt looks really good on you!


remus: thank y-


james: but i bet it would look even better on sirius’ floor


sirius:


remus:


sirius: did you just


james: sOMELNE HAD TO! I’M SICK OF THIS UNRESOLVED SEXUAL TENSION !!!

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Sirius: some people are like slinkies

Remus: …what?

Sirius: not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

Remus:

Remus: please don’t push Snape down the stairs.

Sirius: you can’t stop me.

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