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moondustinfj · 3 months

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James, trying to reassure Sirius: If I was doing something stupid, you definetely would be involved

Sirius: Yeah you're damn right I would be! And I would probably be there to make it even stupider!

Remus, flipping the page of his book: Yeah no doubts there

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mischievovstar · 1 year

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interviewer: and what would you tell James if he was listening?

Sirius: that we love you, and we miss you, and we are looking for you. and Lucinda from herbology is pregnant.

Remus: oh my god yes i mean she says she's not pregnant but it's obvious she is

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mischievous-thunder · 1 year

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Remus: Your barking woke me up at 6 a.m. on my day off.

Sirius, scoffing: My barking saved you from being murdered today and yet you're so ungrateful.

Remus: It was just a plastic bag, Sirius.

Sirius, haughtily: Looked sketchy enough to me.

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frogofcamelot · 2 years

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remus: may i borrow the pensieve for a while professor?

dumbledore: of course. but what do you need it for?

remus: um order related stuff

*replays his first kiss with sirius 37 times*

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spikybanana · 2 years

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Sirius: Remus John Lupin, class XXXXX *beast*

James: will positively melt at the sight of chocolate books and a dog

Sirius: is even softer than his pile of sweaters. will make you tea and cuddle on your period kind of soft

James: will not stand being called a romantic but will write songs and make mixtapes for you kind of soft

Sirius: leaves random nice notes for stressed out underclassmen kind of soft and would be *so* embarrassed if anyone finds out

Remus *death glare*: okay will you two stfu before I punch your face off

Sirius:

James:

Sirius: Moony can we cuddle?

Remus:

Sirius:

Remus *softly* : yeah c'mere you

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incorrecthpjo · 4 years

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Sirius: How did you know I was gonna propose?

Remus: James hasn’t been able to look at me without crying all month.

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wish-upon-a-sapphic-star · 4 years

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Sirius: You got married?

Sirius: Without me?

James: Yeah—I mean wait what?

Sirius: Me, you, and Remus were supposed to get married! Did you forget?

Remus: Yeah what the fuck dude

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wolf-stxr · 3 years

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Sirius, writing in his diary: I'm in love with my bestfriend.

James, secretly reading it over his shoulder: *horrified gasp*

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wizardemilord · 2 years

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Sirius : I'm going to be be blunt with you Mr. Car Salesman

Sirius : Can I call you Mr. Car Salesman ?

Sirius : Anyway, I don’t care how fast it goes, or how many horse souls you encased in the engine, I only care about the horn.

Sirius : Now please stop talking so I can hear this bad boy beep.

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dakogutin · 3 years

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james: 13 yr old me would be both terrified and in awe at who i am right now

remus: 13 yr old me wouldn’t think i’d get this far

sirius: i would punch a 13 yr old me

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midnightsatafternoons · 2 years

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Sirius: *does something stupid*

Remus: What an incredibly stupid idiot.

Remus: I can’t believe I’d die for him.

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remuslupininskirts · 3 years

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mcgonagall: james, you'll be working with remus and sirius.

james: Alright! My fantasy threesome!

Everyone else: *blank stares*

james: ...Of people on a team.

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accio-strawbz · 3 years

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james, rock climbing: i’m gonna fall, don’t let go of the rope sirius!

sirius: yeah yeah i got you

remus: i’m so hot and sweaty ugh

sirius: *turns to look, lets go of the rope*

james: YOU FUCKING DROPPED ME

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mischievous-thunder · 2 years

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Sirius: *Getting belly rubs from strangers as Padfoot*

James:

James: Remus! REMUS! You won't believe what I just saw your whore husband doing-

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that-siriusblack-grin · 3 years

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Remus: You guys don't do anything halfway, do you?

Sirius: Nope!

James: We're two halves of a whole idiot!

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mysteriousmarauders · 3 years

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James: Does snogging someone mean your dating?

Sirius: Well if it does then I guess Remus and I are dating

James:

James: WHAT!

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