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#incorrect woobin
lillianren · 11 months
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Woobin: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
Hyeongjun: An optimist sees a light 💡 at the end of the tunnel!
Allen: A realist sees a freight tunnel.
Jungmo: The train 🚂 driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
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incorrectcravity · 2 years
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Jungmo: Nothing is going right.
Wonjin: Then go left
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incorrect00liners · 3 years
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woobin: you're annoying.
jungmo: but you love me.
woobin: doesn't make you any less annoying.
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mini0o · 3 years
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woobin: halloween was made for the devil.
minhee: a holiday made just for me!?
woobin, clutches onto bible:
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blue-orangeade · 3 years
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*Serim and Allen have left the dorms*
Jungmo: Since Serim and Allen aren’t here, that makes me in charge and Woobin my wife.
Hyeongjun: I don’t think it works like that—
Woobin: Don’t talk to your father like that.
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hirokari · 3 years
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woobin: [ watching the news ] some idiot tried to wrestle a squid in the aquarium.
taeyoung, covered in ink: maybe that squid was being a huge dick.
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incorrect-cravity · 4 years
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[predebut]
woobin: [washing his hands]
taeyoung: [cups hands until water overflows]
taeyoung: this situation is getting out of hand
woobin: ......
woobin: i hope we don't debut together
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incokpop · 4 years
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Serim, walking into the practice room:
Hyeongjun : good morning!
Hyeongjun: you may be wondering why I'm glued to the ceiling.
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minheesluvr · 4 years
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serim: and what do we say when someone disagrees with us?
hyeongjun: that’s homophobic.
serim: no.
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Conversation
Minho:Chan is missing.
Minho:Can you find him?
Woojin:Do you think I have a tracking device on him?
Changbin:Well do you?
Woojin:....Yeah,hang on.
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skz-probably · 5 years
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changbin : ohmygod I tHiNk I jUsT fElT aN eMoTiOn
woojin : yesterday you almost cried because you accidentally stepped on a bug i think you're ok in the emotions category
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ship masterlist
under the cut are all of the ships for the muses on this blog. please let me know if something is incorrect or i’ve left someone out: 
mercedes
ayeon - @sftsboys​​
joey
kiha - @sftsboys​​
hyunseok
sanghyun - @mervcilleux​​
hyunwoo
kiha - @sftsboys​​
rosier
diligence - @mervcilleux​​
cassius / hyungmin
woobin - @torain​​
mathias
rodas - @roseils​​
bastien
none
minki
minwoo - @trcpicalnights​​
kiyung
taeyong - @soulwept​​
aaron
junha - @sftsboys​​
zhanglei
kiha - @sftsboys​
jihyun
minjae - @sftsboys​​
woojin
rodas - @roseils​​
malchin - @priscn​​
wooseok
haneul - @thcrnedcrown​​
lukas 
jaehyun - @mervcilleux​​
adrian
bo - @sftsboys​​
stella
bo - @sftsboys​
frédérick
jules - @sftsboys​​
catalina 
ayeon - @sftsboys​​
marax
none
palette
pestilence - @mervcilleux​​
jamie
mike - @flightfxcilities​​
vincent
gabriel - @ncxsidus​​
wenkai
raphael - @priscn​​
jiahao
yixuan - @trcpicalnights​​
andy
none
jungwoo
woojae - @torain​​
lane 
justin - @trcpicalnights​​
landon
none?
youngtaek
none :(
shouhei
luxun - @ycungwings​​
lin hua
liko - @trcpicalnights​
wooyoung
gaeul - @ycungwings​
yerin - @ycungwings​
dinghe - @ycungwings​
hyunki - @ycungwings​
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incorrectcravity · 3 years
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Allen: I got these pants for 50% off the other day
Serim: I’d like them 100% off
Allen: Serim what is wrong with you
Serim: I-
Allen: That’s a terrible way to run a business, the store can’t just give things away for free
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incorrect00liners · 4 years
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chayeon: hey, how long do you think it takes to start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?
woobin: I think-
jaeyun: 72 hours.
woobin: how do you-
jaeyun, staring past him: there’s a clown behind you. 
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mini0o · 3 years
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woobin: you remind me of the ocean…
jungmo: is it because i’m pretty and deep?
woobin: because you’re salty and scare people
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hirokari · 4 years
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baby Hyeongjun: [ starts crying ]
Woobin: [ picks him up ] shh, you'll learn how to do it inside when you're older.
No one:
Allen: are you okay man?
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