#incorrect wrestling

[incorrectaew]

William Regal: *casually walks into Dynamite, sits down at commentary* Man in the mask, you’re looking positively scrumptious like a little biscuit I —

Excalibur: Didn’t you leave?

Regal: *continues like he said nothing* A little biscuit I’d like to nibble on thoughtfully between sips of my tea.

#incorrect aew #incorrect wrestling #incorrect quotes #william regal #excalibur #and this is the only comment on the wrestling rumors we’ll do because the idea wouldn’t escape me after reading this tweet

[tuungaq]

adam cole: when i was 32 i had a crush on hangman & didn’t know how to deal with it so whenever he walked out i showed up with a mic and just said “get out of my promotion”

#rachel watches aew #yes this is the 7 year old ‘get out of my school’ tweet #adam squared #adam cole #incorrect wrestling

[skylessnights]

Swerve & Hangman + incorrect quote [1/?]

in/sp

#hangman adam page #hangman page #adam page #swerve strickland #strickpage #hangswerve #aew #all elite wrestling #wrestling #incorrect quotes #aewedit #wrestlingedit #I've had these tumblr texts in my drafts for a while now #i'm glad I finally got a ship I can use it for xD

[harringroveera]

Max don’t spill his secrets like that

#harringrove #he’s pretending to lose in a wrestle match to have steve sit on top of him #he gets so smug too #billy hargrove #steve harrington #billy x steve #max mayfield #billy hargrove x steve harrington #harringroveera #incorrect harringrove quotes #steve & max #billy & max #harringrove textpost #harringrove meme #incorrect billy hargrove quotes #steve x billy #steve harrington x billy hargrove #harringrove edit #harringrove + text posts #harringrove memes #steve harrington meme #incorrect steve harrington #billy hargrove meme #billy hargrove text post

[orange-catsidy]

#incorrect wrestling quotes #aew #roderick strong #my gifs

[fict1onallyobsessed]

hi, may i request a rhea ripley x fem! reader in which rhea's clothes keep disappearing from her wardrobe and she wonders who it could be until she caughts y/n wearing her hoodie? 🥺

Missing Attire

Rhea Ripley x Reader

“Babe, have you seen the black and white hoodie I bought not long ago?”

Rhea’s voice was muffled through the bathroom door but your heart sank a little as you stood silently, thinking about what you could possibly say this time as an excuse.

“…in the wash.”

“In the wash? It was brand new.”

You unlocked the bathroom door, walked out and shrugged as you watched her shuffle for something else she could wear apart from that. Still, you knew you wouldn’t be getting away with this for much longer. Stealing her clothes when she was away was a habit you took up a while ago, but now it has gently faded into a more common thing even when she was home.

The fact she hadn’t realised yet was a miracle in itself.

“Heard you’re meant to wash new clothes, you know, good for the skin…or something.” Lies spewed through your teeth, white lies of course, but nevertheless sinful. You were out of her normal hoodies so you had to settle on a new one she wore once while you washed the others.

She stared at you with a questioning look in her eyes, a small smirk on her face as a gentle “uh-huh” left her lips. You watched as she looked through every draw possible to find a hoodie that matched her outfit, the muscles on her back barely covered by the black bra she was wearing.

“What about the sweats I just washed? They were clean, how come they’re in the wash again today?”

She didn’t actually seemed bothered, instead asking nonchalantly as she finally started to put on the clothes she found, turning towards you as she did so.

You tried not to laugh and you managed to reduce it to a huff, hands coming up to run through your hair to mask your smirk. You shrugged again, laying back down into your shared bed as you stared at the ceiling.

“Just found ‘em laying somewhere probably, dunno, don’t remember.”

“Uh-huh.” She repeated, walking closer to the bed you were laying in and stared down at you. She signed as she climbed onto the bed, laying her whole body weight on yours as she laid her head on your chest. “If you say so.”

The time she actually caught you wearing her hoodie was after she came back from the gym one day. She left before you woke up, leaving you alone in the bed with nothing but Barry and Luna to cuddle with. However, you recently couldn’t sleep without her around, and the next best thing you had was the scent on her clothes.

So, when she came back, you’d changed your attire, one of her hoodies on your body as you snored away hugging Luna as she slept beside you. Barry was half awake head butting Rhea’s leg as she looked down at the sight in front of her.

You honestly thought you’d be awake before she came back, but clearly you’d managed to over sleep every natural alarm clock in your body and proceeded to sleep later than usual.

She’s showered at the gym, so she couldn’t possibly pass up the opportunity to get back into bed with you. She barely managed to get in before you stirred awake, hand coming up to rub some of the tiredness out of you eyes.

“If you wanted to take my clothes you could have just said, I wouldn’t have minded.” Her voice was really soft, a small sign escaping her lips once she was situated and cuddles close to you.

You froze a bit before accepting your fate, it didn’t even process quick enough that she was indeed back and indeed laying on top of you again before she spoke up again.

“I knew it was you.”

You giggled a bit, playing with the ends of her short hair, running your hands through it.

“Well it wouldn’t have been Barry, would it?”

She laughed and the both of you watched Barry jump onto the bed after hearing his name. Both of the dogs cuddling clothes to the two of you, a cosy and mellow atmosphere falling in the room.

THE END

#wwe x reader #rhea ripley #rhea ripley x reader #rhea ripley imagine #demi bennett #demi bennett x reader #rhea ripley angst #rhea ripley fluff #rhea ripley smut #demi bennett fluff #demi bennett imagine #demi bennett angst #wwe imagine #wwe incorrect quotes #wwe wrestling #rhea

[amiti-art]

Cyrene: *fights a lion with her bare hands*

Apollo: Wow.

Apollo: I wish that lion was me.

#after a month of dating he took a form of a lion and asked her to wrestle him #Apollo #Cyrene #lovers of apollo #greek myths #greek gods #greek myth memes #incorrect quotes #greek mythology #greek mythology incorrect quotes

[marvel-lous-guy]

Tony: who would you say is the most innocent out of us?

Harley: Peter.

Tony: really? Not Capsicle?

Steve: Come on, Tony! It was one time!

Harley: watch this. Hey Peter! What's first base?

Peter: hand holding

Harley: and second base?

Peter: running your hand through their hair

Harley: and third base?

Peter: them seeing you have a panic attack

Tony: yeah, okay, this kid is too innocent for his own good

Clint: I'm gonna tell him

Tony: *repulsers on his hands* DON'T YOU DARE!

#Now Tony and Clint are wrestling on the floor #Pietro is filming it #They forgot what they are fighting about #Nat is cheering clint on #harley is cheering Tony on #its all a huge mess #but a funny one #peter just walked in #he is so confused #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #peter parker #tony stark #steve rogers #clint barton #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect mcu #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect peter parker #mcu

[samijey]

'Main Event' Jey Uso at Madison Square Garden (feat. proud bf Sami Zayn)

#sami zayn #jey uso #samijey #wwe #wweedit #jeysami #stuff i made #wrestling #wrestlingedit #oh you thought i was done making live event gifs #sorry but that's incorrect #anyways them

[incorrectpersonathree]

Akihiko: Tell Ken about the birds and the bees.

Makoto: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

#thinking of that one text post about wrestling #ily op of that btw #chef kisses #incorrect persona 3 #persona 3 #p3 #persona 3 reload #akihiko sanada #makoto yuki #minato arisato #ken amada #idk the source help me

[incorrectaew]

*before Anarchy in the Arena*

Brandon Cutler: So I’ll be ringside filming for BTE. But trying to stay out of the way of anyone with Blackpool Combat Club.

Matt: May the fork be with you.

Brandon:

Brandon: You still haven’t seen Star Wars, huh?

Matt: …Shut up, Brandon.

*meanwhile*

Renee: Well, good luck out there guys. May the Force Be With You.

Danielson: I think you mean May the Fork Be With Us.

Renee: No, I —

Moxley: *holds up the fork* Yeah, I’ve got it. Danielson has the screwdriver.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect aew #incorrect wrestling #matt jackson #brandon cutler #the elite #renee paquette #bryan danielson #jon moxley #blackpool combat club #their fork is now officially a character on this blog #we shall call him forky

[shady0220uwu]

Horror feeding a seagull in a cage:

Dust:...where'd you get that

Horror: killer brought it home last time they went to the beach

Dust: ...he what

Killer, all bruised up: yuuuup. Had to wrestle both the seagull and nightmare

Horror: I named him flippers :)

#undertale #undertale incorrect quotes #incorrect undertale quotes #killer #killer sans #dust #dust sans #nightmare #nightmare sans #horror #horror sans #seagull #bird #the wrestling seagull returns

[skylessnights]

Swerve & Hangman + incorrect quotes [2/?]

#hangman adam page #hangman page #adam page #swerve strickland #strickpage #hangswerve #all elite wrestling #aew #wrestling #incorrect quotes #humor #text post #wrestlingedit #aewedit #it's missing them hours #so glad you all liked the first one so I decided to make another one :))

[gotstabbedbyapen]

Ares & Heracles: *fighting tooth and nails in the background* Hebe: *with a microphone* The wrestling match is getting intense, fellas! Ares just broke free and knocked off Heracles with an uppercut and... Oh, Gods, Heracles managed to pin the god of war down. And your favorite hero is about to do an Elbow Drop!

#ares #heracles #hebe #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek mythology quote #incorrect greek gods #sibling shenanigans #Hebe owns the betting center of her brother and husband's weekly wrestling matches

[galaxy-brain-rasslin]

Sting: Hey, Tony. So, my match with Darby against The Young Bucks? I'm totally fine with them going over. I respect them. They're great guys.

Tony Khan: [dramatically spitting out White Claw] You're *what*??

Sting: I'm fine with losing. It's tradition.

Tony: The *fuck* you're losing. You're Sting. It's your last match. You're winning this.

Sting: No really, it's--

Tony: You're. Winning. [slamming the can of White Claw onto desk in front of him]

#pro wrestling #aew #tony khan #sting aew #incorrect quotes #based on reported events

[supakixbabe]

No, because @madhatterbri made me think of something.

Remember how Disney Channel use to have phone number extensions to reach stars or at least their voicemails? It’d be like: “Hey, It’s Hannah Montana blah blah” So, what if the OG Elite had one?

Matthew: “You’ve reached one half of your EVPs, Matthew Jackson. Why are you even calling me? Get a job!

Nicholas: “You’ve reached the other half of your EVPs, Nicholas Jackson. That is a $500 fine for contacting this number.”

Kenny: “It’s Kenny here. I’m not sure how you got this number but welcome. Say Hi Dobby!”

Hangman: “Hello? Hello?? Is this Swerve? SWERVE! I swear to god I will rip your esophagus out through your throat so you can’t rap anymore— *gets cut off*

#wrestling #the young bucks #matt jackson #nick jackson #young bucks #nicholas jackson #the elite #hangman adam page #kenny omega #adam page #hangmanadampage #matthew jackson #incorrect quotes #i did a funny?