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here-comes-the-moose · 5 months
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Gray is Nandor blue is Guillermo.
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autumnwander · 2 years
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Sean: Have you ever been in Five Guys?
Laszlo: Oh, at least.
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incorrectquoteswwdits · 9 months
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Nandor: Guillermo and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's- 
Guillermo: Sentences.
Nandor: Don't interrupt me.
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starlightinhumanform · 8 months
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the flying lesson made me immediately think of this
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rebeccaotool · 7 months
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Incorrect WWDITS Quote
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(He says this on a transformation night, because yes, usually they're Werewolves, not Swearwolves. But occasional exceptions are made)
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losthalfelf · 1 year
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What if instead of Nandermo confessing their love to each other it’ll just be:
Guillermo: “You’re fucking with me aren’t you?”
Nandor: “I would love to fuck you Guillermo, but now is not the time for such things-”
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angelofthenight · 2 years
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Viago: I dunno, (y/n), I think you’re pretty smart.
You: You also think there’s a little man in the fridge who turns the light off when you close it.
Viago, clenching his fist: And one day I’ll catch him.
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punksrespectpronouns · 9 months
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Lazlo, probably: I'm a vampire, of course I've had gay sex
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wolfsuggest · 2 years
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Nandor: My familiar turned bodyguard, yes! He is such a little rascal! The most rambunctious of fellows!
Laszlo: *putting his head in the doorway* Gizmo just killed seven men and I don’t know what species they were.
Nandor: See! So many antics in his little body!
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goatmilksoda · 1 year
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Nadja makes the "My 3 Weed Smoking Girlfriends" post but it's Lazlo, Nandor, and Guilermo and then Collin is commenting underneath it arguing with her.
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cleopatrachampagne · 2 years
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nadja, slamming open the door to the vampire residence: “horny i’m home! i mean honey i’m horny! i mean, laszlo, i’m horny.”
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here-comes-the-moose · 4 months
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Laszlo: Gizmo are you homophobic?
Guillermo: I’m literally gay.
Sean: He’s dodging the question!
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autumnwander · 1 year
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Nadja, at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and I'm not afraid to leave the same way.
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incorrectquoteswwdits · 9 months
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Nandor: I’ve only had Guillermo for a day and half, but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
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capaldisjohnlock · 2 years
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Nandor, flirting: You look less like shit that usual.
Guillermo: Are you talking to that garbage can?
Nandor: Oh. I thought that was you.
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katyakazanovas · 1 year
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incorrect wwdits quote:
guillermo, absolutely fed up with the vampires: "idiots doing idiot things because they're idiots."
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