Wynonna: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.
Nicole: Aren't you forgetting something?
Wynonna: Uh...*Hesitantly kisses Nicole's forehead before running out.*
Nicole: What!? No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?
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Wynonna: You and Nicole?!
Wynonna: Oh god. Oh, the height! The height... who does what?
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Black Mask: Any last words?
Jason: I miss Macaulay Culkin.
Dick: Tell Oracle I love her.
Jason: Sure, make me look like an asshole.
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Wanda, handing Y/N their sandwich: But I added pickles, do you like pickles?
Y/N: I love them!
Bucky, after Wanda leaves: Are you going to eat that?
Y/N: [glares]
Bucky: What? You don’t even like pickles.
Y/N: I do now.
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(after stitching Kate up)
Kate: Do you think it’ll scar?
Yelena: Dudes dig scars.
Kate: Do chicks?
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Some Bad Guy: Any last words?
Lucifer, drunk off his ass: I miss Macaulay Culkin!
Vaggie, also drunk: Tell Charlie I love her!
Lucifer: Sure, make me look like an asshole.
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Enid: Aww, you'd do that for me?
Wednesday: I'd do a lot of things to you.
Enid: You... You mean "for me"?
Wednesday: That too.
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Maverick: I love you, Ice. I love your face, and and your butt, and your voice...and your heart. And I love the way you love Bradley. And I love the way that you love me.
Iceman: I do love you.
Maverick(smiles): Well, that's good.
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Caitlyn: You'd do that for me?
Vi: I'd do a lot of things to you.
Caitlyn: F-for me.
Vi: Yep, that too.
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Wyll: We really need to work on appetite suppression.
Astarion: What are you, a 90s modeling agency? I will eat who I want. No more diets.
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Natasha: Is everything a sex joke to you?
Y/N: I do try to scissor one in as often as possible.
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Darth Malak: Any last words?
Revan: I miss Macaulay Culkin.
Carth Onasi: Tell Dustil I love him.
Revan: Sure, make me look like an asshole.
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Everybody: *crickets*
Wynonna: … some days I wish I were an alligator so when someone touches me I could bite them with no explanation
Everybody: Wynonna, you already do that…
Wynonna: *sigh* yeah.
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Heckyl: Sorry, I'm supposed to go find all the people I've hurt and beg their stupid forgiveness!
Shelby: But everyone hates you Heckyl!
Heckyl: I'm aware.
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Y/N: Your hair smells like lilies. The flower of funerals.
Natasha: Worst pickup line ever.
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(Yelena has asked Kate to join her and Natasha on a mission)
Kate: Do I get a badge? A code name? Oh my god, a flamethrower?!
Yelena: No, no, and no... but now I want a flamethrower.
Natasha: (as Yelena turns to her) NO!
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