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Mira: *slaps Doctor Doom*

Mira: that is for hurting the love of my life!

Charles: *rolls up behind her* she’s talking about me.

Charles, suddenly: I’m the love of your life?!

Mira: I don’t know, I’m still angry at you.

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Charles: That's it! You're all grounded. Logan, no beer for you. Scott, no driving for you.
Charles: Erik...
Charles: My God, is there anything you love?
Erik: Revenge.
Charles: No vengance for you!
Erik: I would say 'I'll get you for this,' but I guess that's off the table.
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That time the team was late back from a mission

Erik: *pacing nervously*

Charles: Erik, I think you need to calm down

Charles: Peter is a grown man, he can take care of himself

Erik: no, he’s not, he’s a Peter

Charles:

Erik: he gave himself a concussion putting his jacket on this morning

Charles: he’ll be fine. The rest of the team is with him

Erik: that’s a good point. But I didn’t marry you for good points, I married you to blindly support me no matter how ridiculous I’m being!

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Charles: Erik we need to talk.

Charles: You’re always trying to kill people.

Charles: You once tried to kill my sister.

Charles: Almost killed hundreds of humans in Cuba.

Charles: I’m not even gonna talk about Egypt.

Charles: And then you only stop when you think I’m dead, or when I stop you, or when you realize it was a stupid decision.

Charles: And when you’re not trying to kill people you’re planning how to overthrow the government.

Charles: And above all that you keep leaving your wet towel on our bed.

Erik:

Charles:

Erik: That can’t be your finishing line after all that.

Charles: I wanted to mention it anyway, what’s the problem of putting the fucking towel to dry?

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Moira: *talking about Charles and Erik as a couple*

Charles: *spacing out during the conversation*

Moira: -but in the future we all know we’ll see this.

Moira: *hugs Charles’ shoulders pretending she’s Erik*

Charles, only coming back to reality at that moment: mE AND YOU?

Moira: nO-

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Remy: Oh my God, is he dead?! Why did you put him in the car?!

Pietro: He’s Alex’s little brother, you idiot! Just keep driving to the hospital!

Toad (his usual deadpan): Remy, when are we getting to Chuck E. Cheese?

Remy: Toad, SHUT UP! Kurt! Please pick up the phone! We are in so much trouble! The Iggy Azalea show went south, so we decided to make our own fun! Oh man, oh man! PICK UP YOUR STUPID PHONE! Kurt, go to my house, open the third desk drawer, and burn everything inside! But hold your breath while you do it! Use that stupid t-shirt you got me to help with the fire! You have to do this, Kurt!

Pietro: remy! Eyes on the road!

Toad (still deadpan): Truck.

All three of them scream (Toad deadpan, again) and the message ends.

Kurt (disappointed): He never invites me to his birthday party.

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