#incorrect xmen quotes

[accelactor]

Erik: Don’t worry Charles. As long as I am here, we will stand together even if the whole world is our enemy.

Charles: Thank you Erik, but may I ask why the whole world is our enemy?

Erik: Because I am here.

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[cathrrrine]

logan: sometimes i wish the love of my life would stop doing stupid shit and pay attention to me

y/n, in the middle of doing stupid shit: sucks to be you i guess

logan: *sigh*

#logan howlett x reader #wolverine x reader #incorrect xmen quotes #cat writes incorrect quotes

[cherikdogfood]

*Someone*: I hate you Magneto! You're the worst!

Erik: Indeed, I am a terrible person and do not deserve love.

*Someone*: I hate Charles! He's the worst!

Erik: ...I will kill you.

#cherik #charles xavier #erik lehnsherr #incorrect xmen quotes

[in-correctxmenquotes]

Erik: if I punch myself and it hurts am I strong or weak.

Pietro: strong.

Wanda: weak.

Charles: A dumbass is what you are.

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[justsomefangirlie]

Random Thought:

(Incorrect quote edition)

Inspired by Prozd

Random villain: you’ve finally arrived- what the hell are you wearing?

Gambit: it’s Gambit’s ass kicking outfit, mon ami!

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[lauriel816]

Erik: Charles made me care about stupid things.

Raven: Like what?

Erik: Family. Humanity. My well being.

Charles:*happily making cupcakes in the kitchen* Don’t forget Peter!

Erik: And *gags* Peter.

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[fandomnerd9602]

Laura: what are you not gonna do?

Y/N: (sighs) not break the fourth wall

Laura: and?

Y/N: not annoy the writer for nsfw headcanons but baby-

Laura: no buts!

Y/N: I’m a Wilson! Our whole thing is fourth wall breaking!!

Laura kisses Y/N softly…

Y/N: never mind I’m happy

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[altoace]

I love X-Men Evo, and I have hundreds of incorrect quotes saved. I love all of these dumb teens (as well as Logan and Ororo) very much.

— — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — —

Scott: No, I’ll tell you what the problem is! The problem is—

Lance: {holds his breath and covers his ears}

Scott: Great, that’s just what your brain needs. Less oxygen.

— — — — —

Pietro: Isn’t it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they’re annoying?

Pietro: Imagine if people did that to other people? I would’ve been dead years ago!

— — — — —

Rogue: Behold, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

— — — — —

Kurt, during training: Hey, who wants to see an impression of my mother?

Scott: Kurt, no.

*Kurt teleports out of the room*

Scott: KURT, NO!

— — — — —

Scott: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?

Kurt: Plane tickets?

Evan: Concert tickets?

Kitty: Prostitution?

Scott, eyes closed, holding his shades: Glasses.

— — — — —

Lance: {walks in}

Todd and Fred: {making horse noises at each other}

Lance: {walks out}

— — — — —

Tabitha: Every now and then, I like to do as I’m told just to confuse people.

— — — — —

Kitty: {running away from mutants working for Magneto while on the phone}

Scott: Where are you?!

Kitty: I don’t know! You tell me!

Scott: Any sort of notable sign or something?!

Kitty: Umm…staircase!

Scott:

Scott: Anything else? Like a room name?! Any item that’s unique?!

Kitty: Fire extinguisher!

Rogue, muttering under her breath: She’s gonna die…

— — — — —

Kurt: When life gives you lemons—

Rogue: Squeeze them in people’s eyes.

— — — — —

Evan: Someday, in the distant future, people will once again be capable of hearing the phrase “what is love” without also feeling the primal urge to respond with “baby don’t hurt me”.

Kitty: So at that point, people will say “baby don’t hurt me”…no more?

— — — — —

Wanda: Can you pass the pepper?

Todd: What’s the ~magic word~?

*Wanda begins chanting*

Pietro, panicking: JUST TAKE IT OH MY GOD

— — — — —

Xavier: I admit, I was wrong to give up on you all so quickly.

The Brotherhood: Good.

Xavier: However—

The Brotherhood: No, no however. Just be wrong. Just live in your wrongness and be wrong and get used to it.

— — — — —

Lance: Where’s the yogurt? I thought you went to the store?

Pietro: {incoherent mumbling}

Lance: Huh?

Pietro: IT WAS ON THE TOP SHELF

Lance:

Pietro: I COULDN’T REACH IT

— — — — —

*at the zoo*

Lance: So, what are they in for?

Kitty: This isn’t prison.

Lance: So they can leave?

Kitty: Well, no but—

Lance, pointing at a penguin: I bet that one killed somebody.

— — — — —

Xavier: Do you know why I chose you as my first student?

Scott: I assumed you lost a bet.

— — — — —

Scott: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Evan: “Best smile”.

Kurt: “Nicest personality”.

Kitty: “Most likely to start a bar fight”.

Rogue: “Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one”.

— — — — —

Jean: Evan, if we get out of this alive, I will kill you.

Evan: So what’s my incentive to live?

— — — — —

Kurt: Are you a morning person or an evening person?

Scott: If I’m lucky, I get a good few minutes in during the middle of the day.

— — — — —

Scott: Sorry I’m late. I broke down on my way here.

Rogue: Is your car okay?

Scott: Car?

Rogue:

The X-Men:

— — — — —

Lance: Mystique is gonna try and have you killed.

Scott: I can’t say that surprises me.

— — — — —

Kurt, about Tabitha: I don’t know what she’s planning, but I can tell you two things. We won’t like it, and it won’t be legal.

— — — — —

Pietro: Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?

— — — — —

Todd: Why are only roosters allowed to start the day screaming?

Lance: Because we live in the same house and I will murder you.

— — — — —

Scott: We can’t tell you because you’re not a member of the club.

Wanda: What club?

Rogue: The hating Magneto club.

Wanda:

Wanda: The fuck? I should be the leader of that club.

— — — — —

Kitty: Guys! Logan just fell down the stairs!

Ororo: And what did he say?

Kitty: Should I skip the swearing?

Ororo: Yes.

Kitty: Then he fell in silence.

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[incorrectsilvercyclopsquotes]

Peter: Good question, Scott!

Scott: How come you don’t point out when I ask good questions?

Jean: I don’t love you like he does.

Peter: Told you.

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[xmcu-fietro]

incorrect quote from Arrested Development, season one episode two

Erik [in the Pentagon prison]: I haven't had a vacation in years. This is my vacation. I'm exercising, I'm sleeping well. Charles: You're doing time. Erik: I'm doing the time of my life!

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[editorjolly]

My favorite X-Men trope that's shown in both fanfics and the comics/movies is the Erik coming over to the X Mansion while everyone's there.

Scott Summers: HOLY SHIT ITS MAGNETO

Charles: Oh hello Erik ! How are you dear?

Scott Summers: MAGNETO !!! HOLY SHIT GUYS !!!

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[cathrrrine]

erik: peace was never an option.

y/n: stop being so dramatic, it’s just UNO.

charles: JUST UNO??? LIVES ARE AT STAKE, Y/N.

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[cherikdogfood]

Erik: Hahaha, now that we're married, that means I'm the X-Men's Boss in-law!!!

Charles: That also makes me the Brotherhood's Boss in-law.

Erik: ...Makes sense.

#cherik #charles xavier #erik lehnsherr #incorrect xmen quotes

[in-correctxmenquotes]

Peter: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?

Charles: Excuse me?

Peter: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved

Erik: Can we please go back to the part when you said 'when I get murdered'?????

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[gerrysherry]

Jake Lockley: and then I discover my long lost christian wife left me for being too violent was secretly pregnant at the time and I have a kid. Obviously I don't tell my daughter I was her father Magneto, sipping tea: As you do

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[lauriel816]

Erik: Okay, let's go over this again. What do we do when something goes wrong?

Peter: We try to fix it before Charles gets back.

Erik: And if that doesn't work?

Peter: We blame Logan.

Erik: Perfect.

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