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#incorrect yax quotes
masteroffakesmiles · 5 months
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Max: I bet you I can fit the whole world in my arms!
Yakko: Pfft! *sarcastically* I’d like to see you try, buddy.
Max: *picks up Yakko in his arms*
Yakko:………*face flushed* Stop it. I have what you call a reputation…
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vickidemongirl · 2 years
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Yakko: *makes joke about trauma*
Max: You know their are more healthy ways you can deal with trauma
Yakko: Their are other ways to deal with trauma?!
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Max: “So I have made the decision to trust you.”
Yakko: “A horrible decision, really.”
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animani-quotes · 3 years
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Yakko: *exists*
Max:
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(Yes, I did make this. Yes, it did take me all day)
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carlycmarathecat · 3 years
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Max: Can you please be serious for five minutes? Yakko: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
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thefunnycourtjester · 3 years
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Yakko: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you
Max: 10 times 0 is still 0 though
Yakko: Jokes on you, I can't do math
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ashiivx · 3 years
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Yakko: MAX I SAW YOU HANGING OUT WITH ROXANNE YESTERDAY!
Max: Y-YAKKO IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!
Yakko: I WON'T HESITATE, *beep*!
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zootopiathingz · 3 years
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*Judy and Nick laughing and holding paws*
Clawhauser: Aww they’re so cute together!
Yax: I’d put them in a boat.
Clawhauser: you mean you ship them?
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vickidemongirl · 2 years
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Yakko: Max said to me “cheer up, buttercup” and I’ve been mad at him for approximately 4 hours.
Yakko: One, because my name is Yakko, and two, because even if I were a powerpuff girl, I’d be Blossom and he knows it.
Yakko: If anything HE’S Buttercup
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vickidemongirl · 2 years
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Yakko: Max and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other’s-
Max: Sentences
Yakko: Don’t interrupt me
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vickidemongirl · 2 years
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Yakko: Who Max?
Yakko, dreamily, while gazing at him: oh, no, no… I just like him as a friend…
Wakko: Why are your ears shaped like hearts?
Yakko, still dazed: Allergies
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vickidemongirl · 2 years
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Waiter: Would you like anything else?
Yakko: Could I get two straws for this smoothie please?
Max: Aww that’s so-
Yakko, grabbing the straws: Look how fast I can drink this
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Yakko: I’m thinking a spring wedding or maybe fall, I just don’t want it to be too cold, you know?
Max: Yakko, we’re not even engaged
Yakko: SO THAT’S WHAT I FORGOT TO DO LAST NIGHT!
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masteroffakesmiles · 2 years
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Yakko:…
Max:….
Yakko: *says a bad pun*
Max: …We’re breaking up.
Yakko: BABE, NO—
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Max: We need a plan to beat them.
Yakko: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food.
Max: …
Yakko: Judge me all you want, I get results.
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animani-quotes · 3 years
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Max: Hey babe have you seen my hoodie?
Yakko: *wearing Max's hoodie and sipping his Frappuccino* ...
Max: ...
Yakko: ...no?
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