#incorrect yogscast

[spacemanxephos]

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “Cursed Sands” 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don't feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw Israphel in the woods

My buddy Honeydew pacing: the Templars are lying to us

#soi #shadow of israphel #yogscast #my post #has anyone done this yet? #xephos #honeydew #incorrect quotes

[kylepleasestop]

Karin: The problem with this group is that we don’t trust each other.

Fuu: What? What are you talking about?

Yuna: I TRUST ALL OF YOU WITH MY LIFE!

#incorrect quotes #source: yogscast #yuki yuna is a hero #karin miyoshi #fuu inubouzaki #yuna yuki

[floyd-le]

Yogscast Incorrect Quotes:

Xephos: I hope you have an explanation for this

Honeydew: We have three!

Lalna: You can pick the one you like the most

#floyd thoughts #yogscast #yogscast incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #based off a post by heldtogetherwithstring

[incorrectyogscast]

Zoey: *tries to sneak in the office late in day wearing a trenchcoat*

Lewis: Why are you so late, and whats under the coat

Coat: [meows]

Zoey:

Zoey: drugs..

#yogscast zoey #yogscast zylus #yogscast lalna #yogscast simon #yogscst #incorrect yogscast #incorrect quotes #lalnable #lalna #yogscast lewis #lewis ginley #yogscast sips #yogscast duncan #yogscast #gmod ttt #brewis ginley #yogscast ttt #sharky and palp #shitpost #rythian

[lesbian-deadpool]

Clint: I don’t have a microwave. I was in a store today and I was looking at them and I just thought about how comical they look.

Natasha: Why don’t you have a microwave?

Clint: Because they’re fucking stupid. They’re like these metal boxes.

Natasha: They’re not stupid. There’s nothing stupid about a microwave.

Clint: They’re so big. They’re so dumb.

Y/N: Why?

Clint: They make a dumb noise when you put stuff in. Like Dzzzz.

Y/N, losing their mind: It cooks food! That’s all it does.

Clint: It beeps when it’s done. It’s so fucking stupid. This dumb box is ruining my life.

Y/N: HERESY!

#source: yogscast #incorrect marvel quotes #clint barton x reader #clint barton imagine #clint barton #natasha romanoff x reader #natasha romanoff imagine #natasha romanoff #avengers x reader #avengers imagine #avengers #marvel x reader #marvel imagine #MCU x reader #MCU imagine #marvel #MCU

[coolman16]

"We'll use the heat from the servers to keep my hottub warm"

-Cave Johnson.

#portal incorrect quotes #cave johnson #source: yogscast #source: jaffa factory

[incorrect-trolls-imagines]

Val: I don’t have a microwave. I was in a store today and I was looking at them and I just thought about how comical they look.

Y/N: Why don’t you have a microwave?

Val: Because they’re fucking stupid. They’re like these metal boxes.

Y/N: They’re not stupid. There’s nothing stupid about a microwave.

Val: They’re so big. They’re so dumb.

Y/N: Why?

Val: They make a dumb noise when you put stuff in. Like “dzzzz”.

Y/N, losing their mind: It cooks food! That’s all it does.

Val: It beeps when it’s done. It’s so fucking stupid. This dumb box is ruining my life.

Y/N: HERESY!

#dw trolls #trollstopia #incorrect trolls quotes #source: yogscast #val x reader #val thundershock

[yogs-misquotes]

Lalna: [holding cat] Stinky.

Honeydew: No!! don’t be mean!!!

Lalna: [swaying cat back and forth in the air] Stinky bastard man.

Honeydew: No!!!!!!!!

Xephos: [not looking up from paperwork] Naughty boy. Brat cat.

Honeydew: [distraught] NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#incorrect quotes #yogscast #xephos #honeydew #lalna

[movedto-spacemanxephos]

Xephos: Don’t get smart with me!

Honeydew: *sobbing* I couldn’t if I wanted to!

#source : animaniacs #yogscast #xephos #honeydew #incorrect quotes #yogscast incorrect quotes

[headcanons-phb]

Chara: You guys put everything inside of a pie.

Gerson: I'm gonna put you in a fucking pie if you keep this up.

Chara, almost crying: Ok, I'll be good.

*Gerson and Gaster laugh*

Chara: I don't want to be-

Gerson: I'm sorry!

Gaster, Mockingly: "I DON'T WANT TO BE IN A PIE"

Gerson: I'm sorry.

Chara: I don't want to be a pie.

Gerson, jokingly: "I don't like gravy!"

#undertale incorrect quotes #gerson #gerson boom #dr. gaster #w.d. gaster #gaster #chara #chara dreemurr #chara dremuur #source: yogscast

[spacemanxephos]

Honeydew: Truth or Dare?

Xephos: Truth

Honeydew: How many hours have you slept this week?

Xephos: ..Dare

Honeydew: Go to sleep

Xephos: I don’t like this game

#my post #incorrect quotes #yogscast #xephos #honeydew

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Geoffrey: Hey Swansea!

Geoffrey: Quick question

Geoffrey: Has anyone told you

Geoffrey: Ever

Geoffrey: To go fuck yourself?

#Vampyr #Vampyr Incorrect Quote #Geoffrey McCullum #Source: Yogscast

[kylepleasestop]

Maya: The problem with this group is that we don’t trust each other.

Nana: What? What are you talking about?

Karen: I TRUST ALL OF YOU WITH MY LIFE!

#incorrect quotes #source: yogscast #revue starlight #maya tendou #nana daiba #karen aijou

[floyd-le]

Yogscast Jaffa Fam as Parks and Rec quotes:

Xephos: My anxiety has kept me up for over 50 hours

Honeydew: I have done nothing wrong in my life ever! (Everyone else: I know this, and I love you.)

Lalna: No thinking! Just stupid!

Sjin: I know this is a dire situation but I swear to god this is like a crazy sex fantasy for me

Sips: It’s about the *dirt*

#yes i call those 5 the jaffa fam whatre you gonna do about it #floyd thoughts #i put no thought into this okay #yogscast #incorrect quotes #xephos #honeydew #lalna #sjin #sips

[incorrectyogscast]

Lewis: Guys we have a problem!

Simon: What, the fire?

Lewis: no the-wait what fire?!

Simon: Forget about that, this sounds much more interesting

#incorrect yogscast #shitpost #gmod ttt #incorrect quotes #irl yogs #lewis brindley #lewis ginley #yogscast #yogscst #yogscast sips #yogscast simon #xephos #honeydew #lalnable hector #yogscast harry #yogscast lalna #lalna #yogscast lewis #yogscast ravs #rythian #jaffa factory #brewis ginley #the spiffing brit #cat with a bat #blobby #mr blobby #yogspiration #yogscast duncan #yogscast zylus #yogscast zoey

[lesbian-deadpool]

Peter: Time for the big questions: Is a Mermaid a fish Centaur?

Steve: Um, no.

Tony: A Centaur specifically is about a horse. Right?

Clint: Yeah.

Tony: So, that’s not right.

Bruce: Yeah. You’d need a different word for it, like I don’t know “Mermaid”.

Y/N: Fishtaur.

Peter: A fishtaur yeah.

Natasha: Well, maybe because like taur is Minotaur cow-man and centaur is horse-man so maybe it’s fishtaur.

Bruce: But then, what if it’s a Werewolf?

Tony: Well, then explain tartar sauce.

Y/N: Right. That’s man-man sauce.

Natasha: Everyone knows that.

#source: yogscast #incorrect marvel quotes #peter parker x reader #peter parker imagine #peter parker #steve rogers x reader #steve rogers imagine #steve rogers #tony stark x reader #tony stark imagine #tony stark #clint barton x reader #clint barton imagine #clint barton #bruce banner x reader #bruce banner imagine #bruce banner #natasha romanoff x reader #natasha romanoff imagine #natasha romanoff #avengers x reader #avengers imagine #avengers #marvel x reader #marvel imagine #MCU x reader #MCU imagine #marvel #MCU #stebes just disassociating the whole entire time lol