Yoongi: Also from now we will be picking code names to go in and surprise Jungkook
Yoongi; I will be eagle 1
Points to Hoseok: Hobi will be there been there, done that
Points to Jimin: Currently doing that
Points to Taehyung: it happened once in a dream
Points to Namjoon: If I had to choose a straight person
And finally points to Him: Hyung you will be eagle 2
Jin: Thank God
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regulus: i don't like you.
james: okay, let go of my hand then.
regulus, holding james' hand tighter: no.
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Yoongi: No
Jimin:
Yoongi: … What did I tell you about battling your eyelashes at me?
Jimin, sadly: It only works on Namjoon
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Jimin: *arguing with someone* Fight me!
Yoongi: *behind him holding a knife*
Yoongi: *mouthing* Don't.
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Incorrect BTS Quote #5:
Jimin: Hey, Yoongi-hyung, you've been wearing that same hoodie for three days now. Wear something else for a change, why don't you?
Yoongi: *starts patting his pockets, then lifts up the couch cushions*
Jimin: *frowns* What're you looking for?
Yoongi: Where I asked for your fucking opinion.
Namjoon: *spits out cup noodles*
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Namjoon: beautiful rock you got there
Jimin: yoongi gave it to me
Yoongi: I threw it at you!
Jimin: he’s very sweet
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bts as things my friends have said #29
Yoongi: *rubbing butter on a pizza crust*
Jimin, looking on with genuine envy: god I wish that were me
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jimin: I did a bad thing
yoongi: does it affect me?
jimin: no
yoongi: then suffer in silence.
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Jimin: Where are we going?
Yoongi: My place. You can sleep on the couch.
Jimin: I am not sleeping on the couch!
Yoongi: Fine, you can sleep on the stove.
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Jimin : Future Husband™ say "meow"
Taehyung : You know that's now how that works right ?
Yoongi : meow
Taehyung : ...
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Jimin: Could I have a quicky?
Yoong: Hyperventilating in the corner
Jin: For the last time, it's pronounced quiche
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Jimin: What are you?
Yoongi: I have no clue. Wait! Ask me again!
Jimin: What are y-
Yoongi: In fucking charge!
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Jimin: Oh, no! Our neighbor died!
Yoongi: Who, Ray?
Jimin: I don't think cheering is appropriate, hyung
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Jimin *curled up under a blanket with Yoongi*: Isn't this romantic?
Yoongi *listening as Taehyung and Jungkook fight over who gets the top bunk in the other room*: Oh, sure.
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Jimin: Hyung could you pass me the salt please
Namjoon: *throws yoongi across the table*
Jimin:
Yoongi:
Jimin, softly kissing Yoongi’s forehead: this is nice but I asked for the salt not the sugar
Yoongi, blushing and squeaking: o h
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