#incorrect young justice
Barbara: How long has it been since either of you slept?
Steph: Three or four.
Barbara: Three or four what?
Cass, nodding: Three or four.
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conner: i’m making a documentary about my life. robin you should be my father
dick: I don’t wanna be your dad
conner: perfect you already know your lines
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roy, about the team: can i shoot them?
kaldur: not in public
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Kon: Are you alright?
Kon: You don’t look alright.
Tim: Well then, stop looking.
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Wally: You removed my what?!
Jade: I removed your right kidney while you were sleeping last night
Jade: No No NO No No No
Jade: Why are you shaking and crying? And getting your tears all over my hardwood floors
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Bruce: Did none of you think this was a bad idea?
Jason: Oh no, we all did.
Bruce: And you went through with it anyway?
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[at 2 am]
wally: i can’t sleep.
kaldur: i can. goodnight.
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at young justice
Tim: Alright so obviously we all want to die
[mutters of agreement]
Tim: But we’re gonna have to get through this
[groans of disagreement]
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Dick: Look, I made a spoon hat!
Tim: Well, that explains why I’m having to eat my soup with a fork.
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Lois: Okay, that’s enough! No more talking about Bruce!
Clark: But you told me to get it out of my system…
Lois: I didn’t realize how much you had in your system!
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Jason: That's your plan? Just drive there, park, hope they don't spot us and walk in the door?
Jason: Oh. Brilliant. Let's get going.
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Tim: It’s just like that old movie, The Ape. And by the way, I don’t get it: why was the doctor dressing as an ape and killing people???
Bart: Wow, talk about spoiler alert.
Tim: Oh, grow up, that ship sailed, you’re 80 years too late.
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Bart: As your best friend-
Conner: Tim's my best friend.
Bart: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND
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Uh my handwriting but quick sketch so
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Wally: Looking left ‘cause you don’t treat me right
Conner: Looking right because you left
Dick: Looking up ‘cause you let me down
Artemis: Looking down ‘cause you fucked up
Kaldur’ahm: What is wrong with you guys
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Bruce: If your friends jump off as bridge, would you too?
Dick: Bruce I was the one with the idea. You raised a leader, not a follower.
Bruce, tearing up: I'm so proud of you.
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Roy: I’m a moderate, peaceful man.
Jason: You threw a chair at that guy the other day.
Roy: Yes, which was moderate and peaceful compared to the table I was going to throw at him.
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Leslie: We call that a traumatic event!
Leslie, turning to Jason: Not a “Yikes moment”
Leslie, turning to Steph: Or a “Major L”
Leslie, turning to Dick: Or an “Ooph lmao”
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Steph and Tim: [In a jail cell]
Tim: So….who do we call?
Steph: We should call Bruce, but honestly I feel safer in here.
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wally, under his breath: you look pretty
wally: UHHH I SAID YOU LOOK SHITTY
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