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incorrectbatfam · 8 months
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Jaime, a Texan: I've never seen snow before. Can someone describe it to me?
Tim, a Gothamite: Smells like water.
Jaime: Wow, it's like I'm there.
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bbbbbbbbatman · 2 months
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Kon, Bart, and Tim: [screaming] Cassie, running into the room: What's wrong, Tim?! Kon: Why are you only asking Tim?! We're all screaming! Cassie: Because Tim doesn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.
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arguablysomaya · 8 months
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Tim (about Kon): I can fix him.
Cassie: You are literally worse.
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gothamundernightlight · 11 months
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Incorrect Batfam Quotes
Tim: Hey Damian?
Damian: Yes, Drake?
Tim: I know this may come as a shock to you, but you know how you’re unhappy everywhere you go?
Damian: *eyebrow of suspicion
Damian: …yes?
Tim: It’s because you are there. And I know this, because I am experiencing this effect. We are now unhappy together. But I know how you can fix it.
Damian: …
Tim: You can leave. And then I will be happy again.
Damian: …
Damian: Your misery makes me happy. I’m inclined to stay.
Tim: Godd*mnit.
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girly-blogging · 2 years
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its them
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Take the pizza, Tim. 😥
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incorrect-dc-qoutes · 17 days
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Kon: I like your new pants! Tim: Thanks, they were 50% off! Kon: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks* Tim: The store can’t just give away clothes for free. Kon: Thats’s… not what I meant. Tim: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Kon.
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impulseowlll · 15 days
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*Tim bursts into the room with news about a mission* Tim: Guys! We're going to New Hampshire! *Bart mishears* Bart: But we don't even have a hamster. How can we get a new one, if we don't have one? Tim: No, not a new hamster, New Hampshire. *Connor walks into the room* Connor: We're getting a hamster? Tim: No, we are going to New Hampshire. Connor: Oh. Are we getting a hamster from there? *Tim face-palm* Tim: There are no hamsters.
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two-sibyls-tall · 8 months
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*in the Young Justice group chat at 2:42 am*
Tim: Me, watching a table: haha its doin a little dancey dance
*the next morning*
Cassie: Hey quick question what the FUCK did that mean
Tim: Sorry I was fighting my sleep meds Im not sure either
Bart: Clearly the table was doing a little dancey dance
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need-a-name-101 · 7 days
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Cassie: call him Tim.
Bart: yeah Tim call him!
Tim: why is it always me that calls him? Why do I always call him? Huh it’s not like Kon lives in my ass.
Tim: (sees Cassie and Barts expression and turns)
Kon: ( whispers seductively as he pushes his sunglasses a little down his nose) you called babe?
Tim: (blushes hard) Damn it Kon.
Kon: Do you want me to- (gets tacked by Tim)
Cassie: should we stop them? ( Tim shoves Kon’s head in a wall) we have a mission.
Bart: nah let Batman and Superman deal with it. (Pulls out phone and starts recording)
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1vyyxo · 1 month
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I know I don’t post much on tumblr and whenever I do I delete it in a few days and I know people say celebrating fiction characters' birthdays are dumb but…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICK GRAYSON!! HE'S MY FAV FR- OK BUT HOW COULD I NOT POST FOR HIM?? HE'S LITERALLY THE BEST NO ONE CAN CHANGE MY MIND. 😍🤌💋
PHOTOODUMPPP-
here r some of my favs from my pin board:
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also, ROBIN DICK GRAYSON ANYONE? he was such a silly lil’ guy.
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I literally love him (his character) in every universe-
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ok i’m scheduling this for tmrw haha (20th march 12:00 am) gn/gm/good afternoon! <3
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incorrectbatfam · 4 months
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[raiding the batfam's fridge]
Kon: All right, they've got water, orange juice, and... what looks like cider.
Bart: Taste it.
Kon: *drinks it*
Kon: Yep, it’s fat. I drank fat.
Bart: Yeah, I know. I did that two minutes ago.
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comicchats · 24 days
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Cassie: Problem, I can't tell if this food is over-sauced or undercooked.
Cissie: Solution, just pop it back in the oven for another 10 minutes. There's at least a 50% chance that'll fix it, right?
Tim: Result? Food has somehow become unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy at the exact same time.
Kon: No better time than this to pull out my favorite word! Slunchy!
Anita: ...put it away.
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rose-of-many-colors · 8 months
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Y/N: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Jason?
Jason: No
Dick: I do
Y/N: I know, Dick
Dick: I'm sad
Y/N: I know, Dick
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arguablysomaya · 9 months
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Tim: Why do I always let you two talk me into things like this?
Kon: This was literally your idea!
Bart: You made charts.
Kon: And diagrams.
Bart: And code names-
Tim: YES ALRIGHT FINE. FUCK.
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gotham-exclusive · 1 year
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Black Canary: Kids, I hate to break it to you, but that’s called a traumatic event.
Black Canary, to Kid Flash: Not a ‘bruh moment’
Black Canary, to Artemis: Not a ‘major L’
Black Canary, to Miss Martian: Not a ‘spicy slay’
Black Canary, to Super Boy: Not an ‘oof lmao’
Black Canary, to Aqualad: Not a ‘yikes situation’
Black Canary, to Robin: And definitely not an ‘average tuesday’
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