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jakascoo · 1 year
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Tim, trying to comfort Conner: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.
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batfamgalore · 8 months
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Oliver: I knew you two couldn’t stay mad at each other.
Dick: Oh yeah. We’re closer than ever.
*Dick and Roy hold up their hands and they are both handcuffed together*
Bruce: You wanna tell me how this happened?
Roy: Well, Wally thought-
Bruce: Oh man, I wish that boy would stop doing that.
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incorrectbatfam · 3 months
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Bart: Me and Kon go through your stuff all the time. Why does your family keep bread in the freezer?
Kon: And why does the mirror say "You’re special" when you fog it up?
Tim: I do not have to answer—YOU TOOK A SHOWER?!?
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burning-quesadilla · 1 year
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Wally: I need life advice.  Dick, sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right person.
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bbbbbbbbatman · 2 months
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Kon, Bart, and Tim: [screaming] Cassie, running into the room: What's wrong, Tim?! Kon: Why are you only asking Tim?! We're all screaming! Cassie: Because Tim doesn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.
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arguablysomaya · 8 months
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Tim (about Kon): I can fix him.
Cassie: You are literally worse.
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Damian: Santa’s not real.
Jason: Only because Tim and his friends KILLED him.
Tim: Oh for the love of- we didn’t kill him!
Jason: yeah we know, he died under “mysterious” circumstances.
Tim: It was a meteor!
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headcanonthings · 4 months
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Tim: If somebody wants coal for Christmas, but they've been bad...does Santa give them a gift, or do they win either way? Dick: Not this again, please Jason: Hold on, hold on...I think he has a point
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wizardprime · 15 days
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Conner Kon-El "tiktok teen" Kent: So, Rob, what's your body count?
Tim "what's an internet slang?" Drake: Why would you ask that? You know the bats don't kill! Anyway it's 7
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daiwild · 11 months
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jakascoo · 15 days
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Bart: Guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way? Cassie: Wait, what’s the difference? Bart: One you can use in the oven safely, and the other you can also use in the oven… if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire.
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batfamgalore · 18 days
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*Wally is trying to convince Dick that a random death is actually a murder but there’s absolutely no evidence showing that*
Wally: Come here, man. Find me a clue. Find me a clue right now.
*Dick picks up a long piece of paper with a ton of random names and numbers*
Dick: Oh, my god.
Wally: What?
Dick: I’m so bored.
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incorrectbatfam · 8 months
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Jaime, a Texan: I've never seen snow before. Can someone describe it to me?
Tim, a Gothamite: Smells like water.
Jaime: Wow, it's like I'm there.
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Kon: See, I’m straight but like if there was a man that I would marry, it would be Tim
Cassie: How do you feel about that Tim?
Tim: …It’s not helping with the rumours
Cassie: I think the kiss you guys shared on my birthday isn’t helping with the rumours
Kon: Yeah, I just hate that you didn’t give me enough tongue.
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gothamundernightlight · 11 months
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Incorrect Batfam Quotes
Tim: Hey Damian?
Damian: Yes, Drake?
Tim: I know this may come as a shock to you, but you know how you’re unhappy everywhere you go?
Damian: *eyebrow of suspicion
Damian: …yes?
Tim: It’s because you are there. And I know this, because I am experiencing this effect. We are now unhappy together. But I know how you can fix it.
Damian: …
Tim: You can leave. And then I will be happy again.
Damian: …
Damian: Your misery makes me happy. I’m inclined to stay.
Tim: Godd*mnit.
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girly-blogging · 2 years
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