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youngjustusincorrect · 14 hours ago
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Bart: *slams books down in front of Tim*
Bart: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night.
Tim: You could of said literally anything else.
Bart: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.
Tim: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.
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incorrectbatfam · a year ago
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Bruce: Where the hell were you last night, Jason?!?
Jason: I was at a party smoking weed.
Tim, with a mouthful of chips: Don't lie, you were at the library you fuckin nerd.
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evermoore580 · 18 hours ago
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Double Trouble
Dick: I love them both, but how do I propose to two people?
Wally: Two different restaurants, one person at each restaurant. Twice the dessert, twice the applause.
Dick: Won’t people think it’s weird if there is a third person just sitting there, though?
Wally: I saw someone feed their pet peacock crème brûlée from their mouth at the French place on the corner last week. I think faux third-wheeling at an engagement is the least of your worries.
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youngjustusincorrect · 14 hours ago
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Greta: Why do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you.
Greta: Ask me to kill for you.
Tim: ...First of all, calm down-
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incorrectbatfam · a year ago
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Damian: Okay, let’s stop using the term "butthurt", we’re not twelve anymore.
Jason: You sound asstroubled.
Tim: A little bootybothered if you ask me.
Dick: Someone’s having a tushytantrum.
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youngjustusincorrect · 11 hours ago
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Tim: This is such a bad idea.
Jinny: Then why are you coming along?
Tim: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
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incorrectbatfam · a year ago
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Tim: *is sick*
Damian: *dumps a stack of paper in front of him*
Tim: Homework.
Damian: It's my way of saying "get well soon".
Tim: You know, chocolate says that even better.
Damian: I did all your assignments. All you have to do is sign your name.
Tim: Chocolate means nothing to me.
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youngjustusincorrect · 11 hours ago
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Greta: Who hurt you?
Tim: *snorting* What, do you want a list?
Greta: ...Yes, actually.
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incorrectbatfam · a year ago
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Tim: When I get murdered can you make sure I’m an unsolved case?
Damian: What?
Tim: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.
Dick: Can we go back to the part when you said “When I get murdered”?
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jasontheredhood · 2 years ago
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Police: You're under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.
Jason: Wait, what do you mean THREE?
Police: Yes...Three.
Jason: Oh, my God-- What the fuck!?
Police: Sir?
Jason: TIM FUCKING FELL OFF.
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youngjustusincorrect · 11 hours ago
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Greta: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium*
Tim: Greta, what did you think a tiger shark was?
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batfamstan4life · 7 months ago
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The main group chat:
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The side group chat where everyone talks shit:
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