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sleepyssnail · 23 hours ago
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Bart: Kon has no survival skills, his need to win has replaced them.
Tim: Seriously?
Bart: Watch this.
Bart: Hey Kon, race you to the bottom of the stairs!
Kon: [Throws himself out the window]
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incorrectyj · 2 days ago
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dick texting conner at 2 am: what if the ‘g’ in ‘gif’ is silent?
conner: GO THE HELL TO SLEEP
dick: what gif i don’t want to?
conner: FUCK OFF
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incorrectyj · 2 days ago
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kaldur: i am offended. i am angry. i am very tired... so i'm going to take a nap, but when i wake up, oh you are in for it. kaldur, four hours later: how dare you?
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incorrectyj · 3 days ago
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red tornado: i am, as the kids say, awake zatanna: do you mean woke? red tornado: yes, but that is grammatically incorrect
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incorrectyj · 3 days ago
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m’gann: i think we should have glowstick juice injected into our bones so that when we break them there’s a fun little surprise!
artemis: what’s the surprise?
kaldur: blood poisoning
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incorrectyj · 3 days ago
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dick: don't worry, i have a few knives up my sleeves
zatanna: i think you mean cards
dick, pulling knives out of his sleeves: no, i do not
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incorrectyj · 3 days ago
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dick: english is a difficult language. it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
wally: you need to stop.
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incorrectyj · 3 days ago
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roy: you ever see something that just changes your life?
oliver: i saw you!
roy: that’s sweet and all but i was talking about this picture lian drew of artemis as a chicken
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Conner presenting a slideshow at a Young Justice sleepover: Ok so today I will be talking about things I think Lex Luthor, or as I say Daddy, should do
Tim: Please god never say that again
Conner: Ok so the first thing I think I think that he should do is pay Ma and Pa child support. Yes they're financially stable but if other parents have to do it then so does he. At least Clark interacts with me
Bart, curled up on the couch nodding along: True true
Conner: The next thing I think he should do is have visitation rights
Tim: Counter point, he's a supervillain
Conner: Counter counter point, he's rich and it would be funny
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newyoungjustice · 5 days ago
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Lian: When we all first met I did not like very many of you.
Damian: we are aware.
Lian: And then we all spent some more time together.
Milagro: Okay?
Lian: and it somehow managed to get worse.
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wrongyoungjustice · 5 days ago
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Wally: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Artemis: I'm a knife
Zatanna, from across the room: She's the little spoon
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incorrectyj · 6 days ago
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m’gann: why are you like this?
artemis: when i was a child i used too much “no more tears” shampoo and i haven’t felt a single emotion since
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incorrectyj · 6 days ago
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kaldur: they ask me how i manage an adventuring party and a busy schedule.
kaldur: truth is, i don’t. i have literally no control over them.
kaldur: this morning, zatanna asked to show me something so i went to see what was going on, and then robin shot me in the throat with a nerf gun.
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