Keiko: it’s a yes or no question, yusuke.
Yusuke: okay… yo.
Keiko: yo???
Yusuke: what’s up?
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Hiei: Hey there demons, It's me, ya boi.
Kurama: Hiei, NO!
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yusuke and kuwabara meeting heie upon arrival of the saintbeasts castle, heie’s rebuttal
ad 1992
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Ruby: I'm here to see your daughter. I'm her friend.
Jacques: My daughter has no friends.
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Kurama: you know what my plants and Hiei have in common?
Also Kurama: that I have to look after them both or they'll die
Hiei: I hate you
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i enjoy the idea of kurama being a sour/petty loser (or ig more so a cheater) lowkey like he'll be hanging out with yusuke and they'll be gaming and messing around and the second it looks like yusuke is about to win, he doesn't even hesitate to grab the nearest throw pillow and smack it against yusuke's face to cause him to get distracted and hopefully lose
he doesn't seem like he'd be all that childish but he is when he's with his friends, like he's ridiculous
a conversation at some point im sure:
yusuke: what the- you cheated!
kurama: so?
yusuke: what do you mean so??? you cheated!!!
kurama: at no point did you say i couldn't cheat
yusuke: WHAT THE HELL MAN
hiei: he is right... detective, in a matter of death, all is fair
kuwabara: uh this is dance dance revolution
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yukina: does this mean that...
hiei: it's not me.
yukina: beep beep beep beep
hiei: what is- what are you doing?
yukina: oh, sorry, that's just my bullshit detector
yukina: beep beep beep beep beep
hiei: your what-
yukina: beep beep bEEP BEEP BEEP
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hiei is kuramas cat/boyfriend
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Argyle: I'm here to see Jonathan. I'm his friend.
Joyce: Nice try. Jonathan has no friends.
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yusuke:-You don't have the name of the attacks?
SCP 076:-Ha no, I just take out my swords and fight.
Serena:-No heroic pose, transformation through the moon or the sun?
SCP 076:-Usually my transformation is in anger and I put the knife into people and my heroic pose is their groans of pain and suffering.
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Graverobber: I’m here to see your daughter. I’m a friend of hers.
Nathan: My daughter has no friends.
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Quill: I'm here to see your daughter. I'm a friend of hers.
Thanos: My daughter has no friends.
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Yusuke: Hiei Jaganshi, you're shorter than I expected.
Hiei: Human scum.
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"As much as I hate the grimm, I think I hate the tourists more."
-Glynda, probably
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Hiei: i'm calm
Kurama: sure
Kurama: sure you are sweetie
Kurama: but it would be clearer if you put the sword down
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