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#incorrect zemo quotes
incorrect-fandom-quotes · 3 months ago
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Zemo: there is only one thing worse than taking the serum
Zemo: * tears off paper above taking the serum so now the board says "Walker taking the serum" *
Bucky: Walker
Zemo: yes
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zemosimp05 · 2 months ago
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Y/N : We need to get through this door. Zemo hand me your credit card...
Zemo: Here.
*Shoving it into pocket*
Y/N : Okay Now Bucky break the lock please.
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#sugardaddy ❤ part 10
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phoenixes-and-wizards · 2 months ago
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joaquin: bucky barnes is stupid
sam, smiling: what did he do now
joaquin, clearly not listening: he walks around, thinking he's soooooo slick and secretive, but literally everyone can see that he's in love with you
sam: hang on--
joaquin: wELL SURPRISE SURPRISE WHITE MAN YOU AIN'T SPECIAL WE'RE ALL IN LOVE WITH SAM
sam: wHAT--
zemo: no no he's got a point
sharon: yeah he totally does
steve, on his 31st wineglass somewhere in heaven: hear hear
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zemosimp05 · 2 months ago
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You angrily : Go fuck yourself.
Zemo, angrily : I'd rather fuck you, please
You immediately blushing : Wh-what?
Sam, who was near : HE SAID HE'D RATHER FUCK YOU!
Bucky: And he said PLEASE too.
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Part 21
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patroclusdefencesquad · 3 months ago
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zemo, watching bucky fight in the bar : do you think you could take him?
sam : yea
sam : oh you mean fight
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slytherclaw2005 · 3 months ago
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Walker: *punches Sam like the dick he is*
Sam: Did you punch me because I was gay?!?!
Walker: What no-
Lemar: Not cool man.
Zemo: Yeah! That’s really insensitive.
Walker: I didn’t punch him because he was gay! I punched him and he happened to turn out to be gay afterwards.
Sam: I WAS GAY WHEN YOU PUNCHED ME!
Walker: I-
Bucky: Why are we arguing about this? The important thing was that you punched Sam.
Bucky: *shoots Walker in his nonexistent brain*
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zemosimp05 · 2 months ago
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*watching movie on a Saturday sleepover*
Sam: *annoyed* I don't get it... why she will go for the villain instead of the hero.😤
Zemo: Because the hero will sacrifice her to save the world but the villain will sacrifice the world just to save her...
Sam: Is that why you tore avengers apart? 🤨
*Zemo shrugs casually*
*Y/N snuggling closer to Bucky and whispering*
Y/N : I want him please 🥺
Bucky: NO 😑
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Don't we all want a Zemo in our life? 🥺
Part 7
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zemosimp05 · 2 months ago
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Zemo : Then BOOM I single handedly tore the avengers apart you know...
Loki : Damn that's evil... I tried that once attacking the NewYork you know
Zemo: I have heard about it and that's impressive.
*Thor and Y/N in distance*
Thor: So you too have a older guy who tried to end us just to take revenge?
Y/N : Yeap and I think it was a bad idea to let your brother and my husband to hang out together.
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You and Me... TROUBLE 😈 these two gifs complement each other so good 😭
Part 12
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