Louis: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Liam recently.
Zayn: No, Louis, it's not what it looks like, I swear.
Louis: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?
Zayn: No! You’re the only one for me.
Louis: Is that so?
Zayn: I promise! Liam and I are just dating, okay? He’s my boyfriend.
Louis: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?
Zayn: You are still my one and only best friend! He’s just the love of my life, nothing more!
Louis: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?
Zayn: Of course bro!
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Niall: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...
Liam: I really care about your feelings!
Zayn: I really care about YOUR feelings!
Niall, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...
Louis: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!
Harry: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!
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Liam: You know, Harry gives Louis flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.
Zayn: Okay.
*Later*
Zayn: *gives Louis flowers*
Louis: ???
Zayn: I don't know, I'm confused as well.
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*Boxing*
Liam: HIT IT, ZAYNIE!
Zayn: *Starts spitting the rap in Fergalicious*
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Nick: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?
Charlie: Neither.
Charlie: Because it's twelve.
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*Liam and Zayn skipping stones on lake*
Liam: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Zayn,whispering: Take that you fucking lake
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Harry: Niall can you call my phone for me I can’t find it
Louis: I got it for you Haz
Harry: NO DONT-
Harry’s phone: 🎶And it’s been ages different stages come so far from princess park🎶
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But, what if Bear and Khai are Ziam's kids... And Freddie is Larry's too 👁️👄👁️
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just how fast the night changes 🥺
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Harry : *sees Liam and Zayn walk into the room holding hands* "So who finally confessed."
Zayn : *with a proud smile* It was me, I made sure it was short and sweet.
Liam : You yelled listen here you little shit, I have feelings for you and it's about time you acknowledged them ......from the roof
Zayn : It worked though.
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Zayn: I'm kinda seeing someone but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it...
Louis: just rip the bandaid off.
Zayn: it's Liam...
Louis: put the bandaid back on.
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Zayn: You were hurt. Do you remember anything?
Liam: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Zayn: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.
Liam: But I heard a siren.
Louis: That was Harry.
Harry: Sorry, I got nervous.
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* after lilo kiss *
Liam : Zayn are you mad
Zayn : no
Liam : can I kiss you
Zayn : no
Liam : why
Zayn : why don't you go ask Louis
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Liam: I asked Zayn if he wanted to go bowling, and he said, “Nah, I'm already a perfect 10.”
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LIAM Payne and Zayn Malik 💕
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E: Una pregunta: ¿cuá—?
LIAM: Si porque Zayn es precioso, Zayn canta muy bien. Zayn es, porque Zayn, Zayn, Zayn, Zayn
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