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Five: *unlocks Sam’s computer*
Maxine: How did you know his password?
Five: I didn’t. I was just hoping he was so whipped for me that the password would be my name and I was right.
#hehe#zombies run#zr#incorrect zr quotes#runner five#runners five#incorrect zombies run quotes#sam yao#samyao#maxine myers#maxine meyers
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Janine: Mr.Yao I need to have a word with you.
Sam: Oh no, you’re gonna fire me.
Janine : What? No, it’s actually the opposite.
Sam: …I’m gonna fire you?
#zombies run#incorrect zombies run#incorrect zombies run quotes#incorrect zr quotes#sam yao#janine de luca
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Sam: I really wish you'd admit when you make a mistake.
Janine, calmly stirring tea: maybe I like it with salt, you don’t know
#abel township#incorrect zombies run#zombies run#zombiesrun#incorrect zr quotes#sam yao#janine de luca#ironically she also comes with salt
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ZR vent
You know I would love to discuss the different ways, plot threads and theories of the main cannon for the current zombies universe without someone being offended that it interacts with their own head cannon or version of the story.
Like I respect your point of view but it’s not the only one. Some people won’t even follow cannon and go along with their head cannons and it’s totally valid but then the same people are concerned about tiny changes in ZR cannon that give 5 character development.
I just want to have fun with other people in the ZR community talking about an app that’s done so much for me and has an amazing fictional universe.
#zombies run#runner five#runner 5#peter lynne#simon lauchlan#lol#zr#spotify#janine deluca#zombies run!#evan deaubl#janine de luca#sam yao#archie jensen#sarah smith#incorrect zombies run quotes#incorrect zr quotes#zombies run season 9#five/peter#runners five
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Jody: you know, Five, you can take off your armband. We’re in Abel, it’s not like you need to have your number on.
Five: what if someone forgets my name?
Jody: they can just ask.
Five: …
Five: what if… I forget my name
Jody: …
#inspired by a friend mentioning that I always draw Five with their number somewhere on them#zr#runner five#zombies run#runner four#incorrect zr quotes
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My Five: Yeah I’m the most cool, collected and badass person in this township. Nothing fazes me or affects me. I never cr-
About ten minutes earlier:
My Five, crying, holding up a video on a old phone of baby Sara: Peter! Look at how cute this video of Sara is!!!!!
Inspired by this post by @stealingpotatoes
#zombies run#runner five#runner 5#sara myers cohen yao#peter lynne#5am#technically#saw this#thought my five would be like this#also Mother Nature decided it’s time for my monthly punch in the uterus#as a result#I feel like I could cry at anything rn#so it feels appropriate#also also my five would totally show off her technical step daughter to her adopted big bro#zr incorrect quotes
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Runner Five: Being insane is not a hobby its a lifestyle
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Callista: Any plans for tonight?
Milo: No.
Callista: Loser.
Milo: Thanks, Mum.
@catsoutofthebags
#haven’t posted here in a while lol#zr ocs#zr#callista glover#runner five callista#incorrect quotes#zombies run#my runner five#milo scotts
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Five: i hate you with every inch of my body
Owen:
Owen: that's not a lot of inches
#zombies run#runner five#zr#owen landis#incorrect zombies run quotes#incorrect quotes#listen i think they have a love hate sibling relationship#n i imagine owen to be v big n tall#my five? small#<<so much banter and threats
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Peter: 🥺
Five: What the fuck is 🥺? Use your words, I don’t speak bottom
#zombies run#zr#incorrect quote#incorrect quotes#peter lynne#runner five#peter lynne/ runner five#peter/five#idk i thought it was funny lmao
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Incorrect quotes that have been sitting in my notes app for months.
Satan: I’m not mad, just disappointed.
MC: That’s even worse!!
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Lucifer: I need you to stop making ‘that’s not what you said last night jokes.’
Diavolo: That’s not what you said last night!
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Leviathan: *Looking for his phone.* I can’t find it…
Mammon: Looking for your phone? It’s at the pawn shop.
Leviathan: Wow, thanks!
Mammon: …
Leviathan: …Wait.
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Satan: I am the embodiment of wrath, I didn’t wish to be born.
Asmodeus: *Humming, putting a ribbon on his head* Now you’re cute and suicidal!
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Belphegor: I’m tired… let me sleep…
Beezlebub: *Staring down at Belphie who is currently asleep.* I’m worried for his health.
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Diavolo: Spill the tea, sis!
Barbatos: No, please do not spill the tea.
Lucifer: It’s a figure of speech.
Diavolo: Slayyy!
Barbatos: As you wish. *Pulls out a gun.*
Lucifer: OH SHI-
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Beezlebub: Guess who’s full..
Asmodeus: What?! Beel, are you finally full?!
Beezlebub: No, it’s Mammon, he’s full of shit.
Mammon: *Slowly puts down his fork* Yes.
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Belphegor: How do I look?
MC: Like a cow!
Belphegor: *Grabs MC by the neck* You look dead in five seconds.
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Barbatos: *Staring at nothing.*
Luke: What’s wrong with him?
Simeon: He’s atoning for his sins.
Barbatos: I almost killed Lucifer 3 incorrect quotes ago.
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Solomon: Welcome back to my channel, today we’re cooking some burgers.
Belphegor: *Tied up to a rotisserie oven.*
Solomon: This is a patented cow joke.
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MC: I’m bored.
Satan: I saw an article ab-
MC: I’m going to go watch paint dry. *Walks over to some wet paint.*
Diavolo: I could watch this for days…
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Asmodeus: I’m bored.
Satan: B-
Asmodeus: I’m not that bored.
Diavolo: J-
Asmodeus: I’m still not that bored.
Lucifer: O-
Asmodeus: I’ll take Diavolo!
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Luke: There are 7 days in a week.
Barbatos: Indeed.
Luke: What is Diavolo’s favorite thing to do?
Barbatos: Watch paint dry.
Luke: Where do babies come from?
Barbatos: No.
Luke: I thought I’d finally gotten him.
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Solomon: I wish I had friends…
Asmodeus: *Breathes.*
Solomon: If only….
Barbatos: *Coughs.*
Solomon: So sad…
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Leviathan: I’m going to watch anime or play a videogame.
MC: We’re inside of an anime adaptation of a videogame.
Leviathan: You just ruined my two favorite hobbies. I’m going to get a job.
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Mammon: I just don’t understand this stuff!
Leviathan: Get smarter.
Mammon: Why didn’t I think of that before?!
Asmodeus: Get a significant other.
Mammon: Let’s go!!
MC: *Giving a speech at their wedding with Mammon* I want to thank Mammon’s brothers for changing his life.
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Lucifer: How do I fire my weapon?
Diavolo: Press ‘ZR’.
MC: Aww, I died…
Barbatos: *Runs over to MC* Do not fret, I know CPR.
Diavolo: This is why Leviathan never lets us play with him.
#obey me#incorrect obey me quotes#obey me shitpost#i didn’t know what to do with these#I think I wrote some of them at the beach a year ago#sheep mc
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In that one S4 Mission
Sam: Why do you have an annoying reporter with you?
Five, with Ian’s rat ass: Maxine and I found him in a dumpster lol.
Ian: *starts to speak*
Sam: Ew put him back.
#is this not what happened#zombies run#zr#incorrect zr quotes#runner five#runners five#incorrect zombies run quotes#sam yao#5am#samyao#ian golightly#fuck ian#zrs4#zrs4 spoilers
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Jody: So how's motherhood treating you?
Five: Good, I just didn't expect this much crying.
Jody: I'm sure its completely normal for babies.
Five: No, no the baby's fine, I was talking about Sam
Sam, sobbing from 5am baby's nursery: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
#zombies run#incorrect zombies run quotes#incorrect zr quotes#incorrect zombies run#jody marsh#sam yao#5am
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Tom: don’t flirt with my sister
Five: okay
Five: *flirts with Tom instead*
#abel township#incorrect zombies run#zombies run#zombiesrun#incorrect zr quotes#runner five#tom de luca#tom x five
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Season 10
So you want to know my prediction for season 10.
Five adapts to their new life, as clone Valmont’s bitch. Turns out it’s not the release they wanted, so, have doing some digging on their own. They make a plan or they just snap and shoot clone valmont in the face because it’s annoying at this point that he’s just this ego Driven, he’s smart but also like could he not know ?
Five shoves clone Valmont’s body in a closest somewhere where no one will look and uses recordings over him to disguise his voice. Take over as him in secret but still playing there role as runner five.
That is that Janine had a growing suspicion that someone else had taken over for him as he’s undulating absent in person. I mean she Probly still projects her issues onto Peter and being a shit partner.
After some time Peter finds five by surprise doing an errand and they have to pretend.
They manage to wiggle out going to see the others.
I think Peter would unknowingly tip off Janine that is was five that’s leading everything now and Peter was just ranting because they were happy to see five.
Janine expressed her concerns to Peter. Peter doesn’t believe saying they’ve been through a lot and should rest.
Then Peter goes the next morning to visit five but they are late and somehow manages to find the body of clone Valmont.
Five walks in and is like “fuck.”
#zombies run#runner five#runner 5#peter lynne#zr#zombies run!#simon lauchlan#janine deluca#lol#spotify#sarah smith#incorrect zombies run quotes#evan deaubl#janine de luca#incorrect zr quotes#sam yao#runners five#archie jensen#zombies run season 9#five/peter
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I posted 574 times in 2022
12 posts created (2%)
562 posts reblogged (98%)
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I tagged 132 of my posts in 2022
#zombies run - 63 posts
#incorrect zr quotes - 32 posts
#runner 5 - 9 posts
#zr season 9 spoilers - 7 posts
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#runner five - 6 posts
#peter lynne - 5 posts
#sam yao - 5 posts
#zombies run spoilers - 5 posts
#zr spoilers - 4 posts
Longest Tag: 86 characters
#five getting kidnapped is the zombies run version of just another tuesday in sunnydale
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
Zombies run season 9, mission 26….
The email we get after that run just broke my heart
7 notes - Posted June 29, 2022
#4
I was messing around on reels and because the only fun I have on that app is making jokes to make myself laugh, enjoy this Encanto/zombies run joke
9 notes - Posted January 19, 2022
#3
Zombies run season 9, mission 28
Janine…. You made my 5 leave behind her best friend, bleeding in the mountains. You made my 5 run into the dessert to go after the man who tortured her. You made her leave her husband on the floor of a zombie filled building.
And you have the audacity to give me a we must go on hero speech? All of Sarah smiths training, all the talk of fall apart when we’re safe behind the gates, that is all that is keeping my 5 going…5 is going to shatter if she ever makes it home. And snap on Janine if she doesn’t
11 notes - Posted July 13, 2022
#2
Because my brain has decided it’s loving Peter Lynne hours….
Spoilers for up to season 5 of zombies run….
I was just thinking today (and subsequently listened to voodoo child again) about Peter hearing that 5 and Janine were dead. I’m sure he had feelings about Maxine and Sam too but I’ve been focused on 5/Janine. How it must have felt to think your best friend and your ex are dead. What unspoken things did he regret never saying (that he still won’t say because Peter is gonna Peter)? He was so chill in that episode when he sees 5 but how did he actually react when he first heard 5 was alive? I have no idea why my brain is obsessing over this specific scenario today but here we are. Anyway….I really need the rest of season 9 now, thanks
12 notes - Posted January 18, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
The feminine urge to start a runner 5 cosplay Tiktok….
I mean did I get a Tiktok cause zombies run is there? Yeah, I did
Do I just want to start making runner 5 vids? Also yeah
Am I shocked this hyper fixation hasn’t worn itself out? Not really
29 notes - Posted March 7, 2022
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#tumblr2022#year in review#my 2022 tumblr year in review#your tumblr year in review#That was my number 1 post#I guess I better woman up and actually do sometime
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