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batfambrainrotbeloved · 14 hours

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Batfam Incorrect Quotes as quotes from my dnd group (pt 1)

(I also did like 12 parts but for marauders on my other account SO)

Tim:“His hand just twitched towards his blade” Damian:“Ah- Hand Cramp” Steph:"I will never be scared of a mummy, they are papery little bitches" Jason:"I feel like you get bullied by your friends" Dick:"Ha they wish- I'm the bully, wait no I don't bully- I'm not a bully" Cass:"Her head got smashed in- so head empty" Bruce: "Don't name them you'll get attached-" Damian to his new pets:"Okay so this is not Jeremy, Not Reginald, Not Howard, and Not Adam" Tim:"I thought you said I wish I had my mother's homophobia-" Dick:“Did you kill this man”? Jason:“I did.. Shepard him into the afterlife” Duke:“There's going to be a lot of sillies, it's in my bones” Damian:“You know if you're left handed- there is a 100% chance you will die” Tim:"What if i'm bisexual"? Dick:"I think you mean ambidextrous"? Tim:"...No I really didn't-" Dick to BB:“How well can a bird roll a blunt”? Beast Boy:"Theres only one way to find out- pass the weed, ill turn into a fucked up vulture" Jason, the drama king:“It's rather bold of you to place yourself in my story like that-” Damian:"What are you doing on the mountain- you don't look the type"? Jason:"Is that racism"? Damian:"No it's classism- you are dirty and poor" Steph:"Okay everyone around you dies for a few weeks, BUT you get to meet Beyonce" Duke:“Rule number one I might have broken this, no I didn't cuz im in charge”

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91-1lover · 29 days

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What if Damian and Tim love each other and even like? It's just more of a situation "Manipulating others is easier ". Maybe an example will help;

Damian: Father, May I go to Zoo today?

Bruce:No Damian, you're grounded.

Tim:Oh, that's bad. I could go with you to take photos of otter, but if you are not going I think I will stay too. What's a zoo without company. Maybe I will go with Kon next week.

Bruce *Super happy in a moment of thinking his youngest kids getting along*: If you two agree not to kill each other, Damian can go

Tim and Damian:*Knowing looks*

Or situation like;

Tim who has abandoned issues and is having fear of people leaving him: Dick is mad at me. Can you stab me so he will be in his mother hen mode Instead?

Damian who would like to have 5 minutes of peace from Grayson: Say no more

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sodamnbored · 11 days

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Damian, entering the living room: Oh, Drake. I didn’t realise you were here too.

Tim, distracted on his phone on the couch: Yeah, best WiFi around. Keeping busy?

Damian, looking in cupboards and chandeliers for acrobatic older brothers: Looking for Dick.

Tim absently, not looking up from Grindr: Mm, me too.

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goodoldfashionedengineer · 2 months

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Dick: *posts a video consisting of multiple clips to social media, in which Jason is seen sitting in a chair, reading something on his phone*

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Jason: *widens his eyes and leans forward, gripping one of the chair arms*

Jason: No, the fuck, he didn't?!

Jason: That's not something he would say, but fine.

Jason: *blinks a few times* *looks up* *stares at his phone again* *blinks again* *raises his eyebrows*

Jason: *lies his phone aside, grips his hair while he paces around the room, clearly suppressing a scream*

Jason: I know I sometimes turn into a masochist when it comes to reading, but this is on a new level, even for me

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Tim: *walks into the frame and takes Jason's phone away*

Jason: Give me back my pho-

Tim: YOU READ BATFAMILY ON AO3?!

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ryemiffie · 11 days

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More quotes from my day turned into batman incorrect quotes for your day!

Joker: And now, the time has come for the jaw-dropping final act of the life of the infamous Nightwing!

Nightwing, pulling an uno card out of nowhere: Nice try, uno reverse!

Joker: Aw damn, you've foiled my plot again!

Jason: What?! All he did was pull out an uno card!

Joker: Yeah, an uno reverse card.

Jason: ??

Joker, handing over his weapon to nightwing: Well I suppose I ought to give this to you now.

Jason: You're just gonna give him your weapon?!

Joker: Well of course, those are the rules.

Jason: So if I had just pulled out my trusty uno reverse card back when you were trying to kill me, you'd have just, what? Stopped?

Joker: you had an uno reverse card on you?

Jason: No I didn't have a fucking uno reverse card on me!

Joker: Oh well that's a shame.

Jason: Are you kidding me right now!?

Nightwing: How do you not carry an uno reverse card around with you wherever you go at this point?

Jason: Why the fuck would I!?

Nightwing: Cause we fight these extravagant assholes everyday, they're all wack, of course they abide by uno reverse card rules!

Jason: Well gee, thanks for the heads up!

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youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff · 4 months

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Dick, at the police station: hi, i'm here for jason.

officer: last name?

Dick : .....ah. you must be new.

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dc-and-damirae · 6 months

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dick: Hey guys, what are you watching? damian: Kitten Football. dick: Why? damian: It’s randomly came on and now I’m invested. And then jason came in and got into it too. Aw, look Snuggles fell asleep- jason: SNUGGLES, WAKE THE HELL UP AND GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME, DAMNIT! dick:?! damian: jason sees the show differently than I do.

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samthechaotic · 21 days

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Tim: Whenever I face a horrible situation, I ask myself "what would Jason do?" and do the exact opposite.

Damian: For the first, and probably last, time in your life Drake, you're right.

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yourmomxx · 1 year

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Bruce, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.

Robin!Dick: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!

Bruce, with the tone of someone who is used to Dick: Outstanding.

Bruce: This is what I'm talking about people.

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loosepocketchange01 · 10 months

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#batfam #jason todd #batman #batfamily #dick grayson #dcu #incorrect batboys quotes #gotham #bruce wayne #incorrect twitter #damian wayne #duke thomas #I lose more sanity with every one of these I spoke

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lilylovelyxo · 1 year

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*Y/N, Dick, and Roy watching Jason beat the shit out of a man for putting his hands on you*

Dick: “Oh, boy…”

Y/N: “I'm going to watch through my fingers. No, I'm not.”

Dick: “I'm going to look away.”

Roy: “I think we're gonna have to lay low for a little while after this.”

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91-1lover · 1 month

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Dick and Damian- *Fighting using an incredible strategy and hours of training*

Meanwhile

Jason- YEEEET *Throwing Tim at bad guys*

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nadineprescott · 1 year

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Alfred: do you boys wish to come to church?

Duke: i’ve got patrol

Tim: i’m an atheist

Jason: I’m a satanist

Damian: …

Alfred: very well

*this happens every sunday

**they go with him sometimes to make him happy, also because church ladies have the best drama

***jason pretends that he is burning to death every. single. time.

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multifandom-disaster · 6 months

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In Tim robin days Tim Drake: *calls Dick Grayson* Hey, are you busy right now? Dick Grayson: A little bit. Why? Tim Drake: Oh, no worries. Nothing important. *5 hours later* Dick Grayson: You were in jail?! Why didn't you say anything?! Tim Drake: You were busy! Jason ver.

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ryemiffie · 19 days

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More quotes from my day as batfam incorrect quotes:

Tim: Damn, you scared me to death.

Jason: Really? I didn't know dead people could talk.

Tim: Yeah well you seem to be talking just fine.

Jason: I- hm..

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midnight-pluto · 3 months

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Y/N, talking about red lobster: im a whore for the cheesy biscuits

Jason: you say you’re a whore for everything

Y/N: oh yeah like what?

Jason: bottled water, massages, internet, burt’s bees, french fries, american spirits, blink 182…

Y/N: we need to hang out less

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