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your-mums-nuts · 15 days ago
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Brett: I'm literally so mad at you right now. There's nothing you can say that'll make me forgive you.
Reagan: I-
Brett: you're forgiven, I love you too
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kaz-brekker-is-king · 5 months ago
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Kaz: I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words
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bangtancorrect · 4 months ago
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Yoongi: I'm literally so mad at you right now. There's nothing you can say that'll make me forgive you.
Taehyung: I-
Yoongi: Okay I forgive you :]
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divorcedbehead-blog · 20 days ago
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Catalina: Anne boloser
Anne, in her head: Enemies to lovers, slowburn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words.
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yuki-kawaguchi · 23 days ago
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Incorrect quotes lol:
A: Omg hunny buns how are youuuu
B: Mi amorrr oh I am lovely now how are you babyyyy
A: I lovely too babyyyy
Friend of A: Awe that so cute ! How long have you two been together?
A & B: We're not dating we're just gay
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ziamxdaylight · 2 months ago
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Niall: why is Liam crying?
Zayn: he did the ‘which member of one direction will marry you’ quiz in the hope of getting me
Niall: who did he get?
Zayn: Louis
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incorrectsmashbrosquotes · 4 months ago
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If I may once again dip my toe into the discourse surrounding Greek Mythology, a lot of people like to rewrite or reframe the story of Medusa, and that’s great! Highly encourage it. But, DON’T YOU DARE GO AND DEMONIZE MY BOY PERSEUS!
Perseus isn’t some vile misogynist who hunts down and murders Medusa for the hell of it. He’s a scared kid who’s trying to save his mom from a forced marriage (whom herself has been a victim of terrible abuse from her father) to a creepy evil king and gets duped by the Gods into cleaning up their mess for them. He’s not the villain, he’s just another pawn. So if I see one more motherfucker trying to make him out to be the “real monster” I will throw hands.
You know what would be way more interesting?! Medusa sees Perseus rolling up to her crib and freaks out cause ‘holy shit this is a fucking kid. a fucking toddler with a sword and shield.’ and they hash it out and then TEAM UP to kill the evil kind trying to force marry Perseus’ mother! Think of the dynamics that you could write! The interactions that could occur. I mean, one of ‘em is gonna have to wear a blindfold but hey, minor problems.
What I’m saying is, gimme a buddy cop movie where Perseus and Medusa team up to fight evil in Ancient Greece.
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your-mums-nuts · 15 days ago
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Brett: no, we did it
Reagans head: friends to lovers, 4k, fluff and angst, happy ending
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kaz-brekker-is-king · 5 months ago
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Inej: truth or dare?
Kaz: truth
Inej: how many hours have you slept this week?
Kaz:
Kaz: ...dare
Inej: go to bed
Kaz: I don’t like this game
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divorcedbehead-blog · 19 days ago
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*in a hunted house*
Anne: are you scared?
Catalina: no
Anne: its okay i gotchu fam
Anne: *stomps light up sneakers*
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angelicdemonicsworld · 5 months ago
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In a haunted house
James: Are you scared?
Sirius: No
James: It's ok I got you fam
James: [Stomp]
James: [Sneakers light up]
James: Ok let's go
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ziamxdaylight · 2 months ago
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Louis: I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.
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sithzuko · a month ago
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obi-wan: i don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of it this time
anakin: [cracking his knuckles]
anakin: manslaughter it is
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