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Tony: Guys, how do we explain French?
Peter: It's Spanish, but spoken in cursive.
Christine: You got 11 letters, you pronounce 4 of them.
Pepper: Latin, but make it fashion.
Stephen: Learn to speak Spanish. Now learn Italian. Subtract the Spanish from the Italian. You are left with french.
Harley: Cover the second half of the word, squint, and pronounce the only vowels you see.
Rhodey: Gargling, but with air.
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Ned: I can’t believe this. You wouldn’t tell MJ to stay behind.
Peter: Well, yeah, because she’s MJ. I mean, one time, I saw her eat a whole apple using a knife, just like in the movies.
MJ: Get over the apple thing. That was three years ago.
Peter: I know, it was just so cool.
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Stephen: Steve, I’m sorry for making fun of you in front of everybody. And also for making fun of you behind your back.
Steve: Didn’t know you did that, but thank you for the apology.
Stephen: I’m not done. Also, I’m sorry for making fun of you to everyone at the hospital. And Kamar-Taj. And my book club. Those people don’t even know you. That was uncool.
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Stephen: I don’t always understand Peter's texts. He says they’re still at the house and it’s “allz good”, allz with a Z. Then a box with a question mark. Another box with a question mark. Another box with a question mark. Another box with a question mark. Another box with a question mark. And yet another box with a question mark. Then a box with a question mark. What does that mean?
Tony: It means you don’t have emojis on your phone.
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