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Aizawa: I don't like most people, but I guess you're okay
Yammada:
Yamada: I'm your fucking husband, shota
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Kaminari: spreading toothpaste on toast
Bakugou: what the fuck are you-
Kaminari: multitasking.
Bonus! Shinsou, having to look after a kaminari projectile vomiting: what did you do this time.
Kaminari: don't.
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anotherbakagirl · 4 years
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Kaminari: What does coffee taste like?
Shinshou: Unfortunately, not as good as it smells.
Kaminari: Oh, like shampoo.
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weeabo38 · 3 years
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Incorrect Quotes: BNHA
Kirishima: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Denki: This knife is actually a magic wand.
Sero: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.
Bakugou: *cocks gun* Magic missile.
Aizawa: What the fuck is wrong with you.
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1ncorrectbnha · 3 years
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Kaminari: What's everyone being for halloween?
Uraraka: A witch!
Todoroki: A Vampire.
Deku: I'm gonna be a ghost!
Bakugo: Hey look, the damn extra finally killed himself!
Everyone:
Uraraka: Todoroki?
Todoroki, Holding a very sharp icicle: On it.
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turdoroki · 5 years
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Deku: It’s time to wake up, Todo.
Todoroki: 5 more minutes…
Deku, smiling softly: 5 more minutes *snuggles up to Todoroki*
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Bakugou: It’s time to wake up.
Kirishima: 5 more minutes…
Bakugou: *Sharpening knife* Maybe you misheard me
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maximooose · 4 years
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Kacchan: When life gives you lemons...
Kacchan: Squeeze the lemon juice into it’s eyes.
Deku: Kacchan what the fuck
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alpacafirestorm · 3 years
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Bakugo: His died due to natural causes
Aizawa: You pushed him off a bridge!
Bakugo:...
Aizawa:...
Bakugo: Gravity is natural
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xd4b1x · 5 years
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Bakugou: There are no snacks left in the kitchen
Kirishima: I’m literally right here
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probablyjustturtle · 4 years
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(This actually happened between me and my friends.)
Izuku: what does bdsm mean?
Kirishima, Mina, Sero and Jirou: Bible Discussion and Study Meeting.
Izuku: oh c'mon! I know that's not right. I'm not that innocent!
Everyone: -_-
Izuku: you got me there, but seriously what does it mean.
Mina: I'm not telling him.
Sero: neither am i.
Izuku: come on guys I know it has something to do with sex but it cant be THAT bad can it?
Jirou: well...-
Bakugo: oh for fucks sake it means b-
Kirishima covering Bakugo's mouth: don't your dare he's too innocent.
Izuku: if noone tells me then I'm going to look it up myself!
Kirishima: trust me dude you don't want to know.
Izuku: well now I'm curious
Mina: are you sure?
Izuku: yes!
Todoroki: if you say so. It means *whispers in his ear* Bondage, Discipline, Submission and Masochism.
Izuku: o-oh.
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Todoroki: If I were a gardener, I'd put our tulips together.
Deku: *Blushes*
Bakugo: If I were a gardener, you'd be my hoe.
Kirishima: . . . . .
Kirishima: Thanks Bakugo. . .
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Aizawa: *walks into the room*
UA teachers: HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Aizawa: oh, so this is what you were planning in secret
Aizawa: i thought you were planning to kill me
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jessicashigaraki · 4 years
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Toga: haha dad, check out the bird!
Kurogiri: I know I see it Toga. Isn't it cute?
Toga: I wonder what it tastes likes
Kurogiri: What did you just say?
Toga: I wanna eat the bird.
Kurogiri: No, Toga that's a cardinal, you can't-
Toga: I'm gonna eat it
Kurogiri: No, no you're no.
Toga: I'm gonna catch it and eat it in front of you
Kurogiri: *sighs*
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anotherbakagirl · 4 years
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Kaminari: If i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato, i would die.
Kirishima: How the hell would you even get into that situation.
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weeabo38 · 3 years
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Incorrect Quotes: BNHA
Mina: Bakugou... How do I begin to explain Bakugou?
Sero: Bakugou is flawless.
Denki: I hear his hair's insured for $10,000.
Jirou: I hear he does car commercials... in Tokyo.
Kirishima: One time he punched me in the face... it was awesome.
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1ncorrectbnha · 3 years
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Mina: Let's play Cards Against Humanity!
Deku: KACCHAN IS A CARD AGAINST HUMANITY YOU CAN'T TRICK HIM HE HAS NO SENSE OF FEAR
Everyone:
Sero: Another game night ruined by Bakugou being a dick when he was seven and traumatizing deku dammit-
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