#incorrectbts

[garii72]

Namjoon: Can I be frank with you guys?

Hoseok: Idk how changing your name is gonna help

Jungkook: Can I still be Jungkook?

Jimin: shh, let Frank speak

#BTS #Namjoon #Hoseok #Jimin #Jungkook #incorrectbts #incorrect quotes

[sanborahaeist]

Taehyung: and you know when Jungkook wakes up with his puffy face—

*Taehyung looks around*

Taehyung: Where did Yoongi hyung go?

Jimin: Said your rants triggered his Cephalalgia or something like that.

Namjoon: Headache. He meant a headache.

Jungkook: He's weird sometimes.

Yoongi: I heard that. Either you fill your boyfriend's mouth with a sock or else I will!

*Yoongi leaves*

Jin: Yeah! I was enjoying this!

Hoseok: I'll go undress Yoongi hyung.

Yoongi from the corridor: DON'T EVEN COME NEAR ME, HOBA! OR ELSE I'LL CHOKE YOU. Fuck off!

Hoseok: Never said I minded that.

Yoongi: I SAID FUCK OFF!

#incorrectbts

[incorrectxbangtan]

Jin : I’m not doing too well.

Jin : I have this headache that comes and goes.

Jungkook, walks into the room.

Jin : Oh here it is again.

#incorrectbtsquotes #incorrectjinkook #incorrectbts #incoorrectquotes

[lokislytherin]

todoroki: raise your hands if you thought all might was midoriya's dad!

todoroki: *raises hand*

everybody present: *raises hands*

midoriya: wha- ALL MIGHT, EVEN YOU?

all might: YOU ARE MY SON NOW.

#todoroki shouto #midoriya izuku #deku #shoto #bnha #incorrect bnha #boku no hero academia #my hero academy spoilers #incorrectbts #all might #dad might #toshinori yagi #yagi toshinori #shouto todoroki #izuku midoriya #class 1-a

[be-t-s]

Namjoon: So I heard a lot of loud noises in your room. And I couldn't find Jimin. Care to explain?

Jungkook: J-Jimin and I were... playing twister.

Namjoon: Oh really?

Jungkook: *Nods nervously*

Namjoon: *whispers* Who won?

Jungkook: S-surprisingly it was J-Jiminie, h-he's the most flexible.

Namjoon:...

Jungkook:...

Namjoon: *Pats Jungkook on the back* *totally oblivious* that sounds like fun! Invite me and Jin next time.

#Incorrectbtsquotes #BTS #IncorrectBTS

[taechnology]

*taehyung trying to defend jimin*

“JIMIN IS SUCH AN ALCOHOLIC BLAH BLAH BLAH”

Taehyung: oh trust me, jimin doesn’t need no alcohol to make bad descions!

#jimin #taehyung #jungkook #seokjin #yoongi #namjoon #hoseok #minnie #taetae #vmin #taekook #jikook #gguk #jeon whipped culture #incorrectquotes #incorrect #quotes #incorrectbts #bts incorrect #incorrect quotes #incorrect bts quotes #joon #hobi #jhope #bangtan #bighit #txt #bts scenarios #taehyung birthday #happy birthday taehyung

[incorrectbtsskzz]

Namjoon: Where is Taehyung? I hear explosions and he’s gone missing. I’m sure that is not a coincidence.

*in the distance*

Taehyung: I GO BY THE NAME OF MONSTER WELCOME TO THE MONSTER PLAZA THIS IS CYPHER IMMA RIDER IMMA RIDE IT LIKE A BIKER OH SHI-

#incorrect quotes #incorrect kpop texts #incorrectbts #incorrectbtsquotes #incorrectkpop #taehyung #namjoon #RM #bts taehyung #bts V #bts namjoon #cypher part 3 #cypher #bts cypher

[biroplanet]

RM: did you just eat sour cream plain?

V: yes

Jin: he did a dollop of daisy

RM: ...

#incorrectbts #bts #v #kimtaehyung #btsv #btsrm #rm #kimnamjoon #btsjin #jin #kimseokjin

[madgaysun]

Bangtan incorrect

Baby jungoo : m..

Jimin : oh my god he’s saying his first word !!!

Baby jungoo : m-m..

Jimin : mommmy ? Mama? Matt Preston ? Master chef ? Mochi ?

Baby jungoo : MIDGET ! Jiminie is a midget !

[rest of Bangtan laughing in the background ]

#madgaysun #incorrectbts btsincorrect #jikook #sope #vhope #jhope #incorrectbts #btsincorrect #btsmemes #jikookmemes #jikookincorrect

[garii72]

Seokjin: We need to get through this locked door. Hoseok, give me your credit card.

Hoseok: Here.

Seokjin: Thank you. Now Jungkook, kick the door down.

#incorrect quotes #incorrectbts #bangtan #BTS #Seokjin #Hoseok #Jungkook

[sanborahaeist]

Taehyung: Jungkook, we should break-up.

Jungkook: What? Why? Tae, what happe—

*Namjoon enters with a book in his hand.*

Taehyung: Namjoon hyung shared a fic with me. YOU LEFT ME AND OUR DAUGHTER ALONE AND WENT SOMEWHERE!

Jungkook: Hyung?! What is he—

Namjoon: To the grocery store! He went to the grocery store, Taehyung.

Taehyung: See?! You left us!

Jungkook: Tae, baby, let me expl—

Jimin: Tae—

Jin: No. Let them be. I'm loving this.

Jungkook: LET ME COMPLETE!

Yoongi: Dinner's ready. All of you, shut your mouths and shove the food down your throats. Now.

Hoseok: Damn, that's hot! Let me undress you, Yoon.

Yoongi: You've said that 17 times since morning. Go away.

#incorrecttaekook #incorrectbts

[incorrectxbangtan]

Taehyung : I can’t believe we are stuck in this room together.

Jungkook : *swallowing the key* Truly unfortunate.

#incorrectbtsquotes #incorrecttaekook #incorrectvkook #incorrectbts #incorrectkpopquotes #incorrectquotes

[lokislytherin]

namjoon: *breaks stuff*

seokjin: oh, what a disaster.

also seokjin: he's my disaster. back off.

#bts #bangtan sonyeondan #jimin #jin #jungkook #bangtan boys #suga #rm #v #kim seokjin #j-hope #kim namjoon #incorrect bts #bulletproof boy scouts #bangtan #bts jin #namjin #bangtansonyeondan #bts rm #incorrectbts #god of destruction #namjoon x breaking stuff

[mo0nspider]

hyungwon: okay who gives the best massages

bts: jungkook

mx: wonho

wonho:

jungkook:

*a few minutes later*

wonho and jungkook: *furiously rubbing each other’s shoulders*

mx and bts: what the fuck

hyungwon: my back still hurts

original quote by incbangtanmx on twitter

#incorrect quotes #incorrectbts #incorrectnonstax #incorrectkpop #multifandom

[dear-min-yoongi]

seokjin: what do you think about love?

yoongi: love is such a useless emot--

hoseok: hi hyungs!

yoongi: hobi-ah, would you be my valentine?

seokjin: ...

#yoonseok #incorrectbts

[bts-yumnumnumnumyumnumnum]

me playing dna :

Put your eyes on me

my mum from the room downstairs :

No one will put their ass on anyone in my hindu household.

me: 😐

#bts #incorrectbts #mumwhyyoudothis #misheardlyrics