Lando: [describing Max to a store assistant] He’s about this tall, blond hair, black jacket... [speaks loudly] and he thinks that Daniel Ricciardo sucks!
Max: [yelling from the candy aisle] no he doesn’t!
Fernando: My criminal record? The only illegal thing I've done is absolutely killing it on the dance floor!
Fernando: Ha! Just kidding, I have killed a man.
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Lando, out of nowhere, for no reason: Your bellybutton is just your old mouth.
Daniel: I was having a good day. We were all having a good day.
Carlos: This is a crazy idea. Insane. Stupid. It doesn’t make any sense.
Lando: …so you’ll do it?
Carlos: For you? Of course.
Charles: Are we fighting or flirting right now?
Carlos: My hand is literally around your throat.
Charles: That doesn’t really answer my question.
Charles: It's so dark in here, does anybody have a light?
Lando: I got this! Lemme just-
Daniel: If you stomp your light up sneakers I will disown you.
Lando: *gently sets their foot down*
Lando: Life is like a game of chess.
Carlos: Lando, you don’t know how to play chess
Pierre: Why would you give Yuki a knife?!
Max: I'm sorry. He said he felt unsafe.
Pierre: Now I feel unsafe.
Max: I'm sorry.
Max:... would you like a knife?
The Group trying to convince Mark to play a prank on DC
Fernando: Trust us
Mark: All due respect, but I don't trust you or believe you. So unless you're kidnapping me, I'm going to find DC-
Kimi: *taking him out with an branch*
Seb: Then, I guess we're kidnapping you
Jenson: *laughing* I always knew there was a little pirate in you, Sunshine
*Lewis coming to The group*
Lewis: What happenend to Mark?
Nico: He's uh, resting... What's up?
Seb: So why is Mick drunk?
Lance: He said he could handle his alcohol
Seb: But how much did you give him?
Lance: you mean like bottles?
*Looking at stats*
Carlos: So, talk to me, Charles. How are we looking?
Charles: Sexy, but not like we're trying too hard. Like, sure, we're trying, but it's almost effortless.
Daniel, holding a deck of cards: Who wants a tarot reading!?
Max: Those are Pokemon cards
Daniel: You got a Squirtle, it means fuck you
Charles: Favorite horror movie??
Max: High School Musical.
Max: After watching it, I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics
Seb: explaining something to the younger drivers And that concludes the plan. Dan you're up!
Daniel: Alright, time to see if you little shits were paying attention kahoot music starts to play
Max: I'm gonna kill you!!
Charles: Seb told you to stop threatening me
Max: I swear to god!!!
Lance: Guys stop yelling you're gonna upset the baby
Esteban: What baby?
**Everybody turns to stare at Mick**
Mick: I'm not the baby!!!
Kimi: laying drunk in the Alfa garage after a night out with the other Grid dads/granddads
Tonio: Walking by
Kimi: Are you Jesus? Am I dead?
Lando: I never have second thoughts.
Carlos: That's the luxury of not having any thoughts.
Nico: Why are you going?
Toto: So I don't have to cry
Lewis: Is it because of us or the debrief report?
Nico: We just gonna assume it's about the debrief report
Niki: sarcastic Is it about the debrief report? No it's clearly about you two idiots
*Carlos holding a baby*
Daniel: How do you know he's gonna start talking?
Carlos: Well, when I talk to him, I almost feel like he understands what I'm saying.
Daniel: Kind of like Lando.
Lando: What's that now?